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Difficult Person VS Likeable Person
"Callous? I'm not saying I actually attacked someone but if I did, believe me, they had it coming."
Tagged byStolen from: @halfghcst
Tagging: Whoever would like to do it?
#🌈 || dashboard games#🌈 || memes#🌈 || character sheet#Spooky showed me this last night so I had to do it too#And I'm LAUGHING#How can you be so friendly but be such a callous bitch Khare?#Actually it's kind of appropriate because she was kind of traumatized about the whole kidnapping and being experimented on schtick#So it's kind of skewed her outlook a bit#It's okay I smashed the cell guard's head in he had it coming#It's okay I stole a hunting knife and some clothes and supplies from those hunters#I needed it more than they did#Definitely not opening up anytime soon I can't even accept myself rn#Happiness is definitely at a low#She's so fucking lonely and isolated since she can't even contact family back home and let them know she's alive#So far my only kinda sorta friend is that guy with the end is nigh sign and it's only because I have beans#It's just getting funnier the longer I look at this because she's genuinely wanting to be friendly and kind#But man she's gone through some shit
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Someone please tell me, where do the slutty forearms come from?
I have to take 10 minute laughing breaks while reading smut. XD
#hackearney#hackearney hivemind#not that I mind#I enjoy laughing#it's just so funny#because that really is a hivemind thing#but I want to know where it started#travis hackett has slutty forearms#and laura loves it#and I'm laughing#but how the fuck
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#//i'm sorry it's lonnie's fault#and i'm laughing#grant who just wanted tea: WELL WHY'D YOU HAVE TO BRING /THAT/ UP#[ dash comm ]#[ crack ]
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kinda fun how like. I've been an openly trans person existing in my body for so long that I'll glance at myself in the mirror and see myself objectively for a second and it's weird. oh yeah, I almost forgot haven't had top surgery. I took that thought and threw it in the pile with "things I can't change unless I'm willing to go under the knife" and just. didn't bother thinking about it. Not worth my time or energy. I don't need my body to look a certain way to know who I am, sure, it'd be nice, but I don't need it.
There are so many things about my body that I can't change right now, and I've just learned to accept. When I go out in public, it's really annoying to be constantly misgendered because I don't need to wear a binder to see myself this way, and you shouldn't need me to wear one to perceive me as I am. (I dress like a 14yo boy, damn it, the least you could do is get my pronouns right and then treat me like a child)
#yeah the whole point of this post is just “oh lol I almost forgot I have boobs”#found this in my drafts#and I'm laughing#because the other night I thought it'd be a great idea to do some sewing after midnight#and totally forgot that i have hips and ripped the fabric#oops lol#transmasc things
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#i need to get to my desktop for that one#sakura is still drunk in my head#and I'm laughing#'in a universe where it's possible I'd give him as many as he wished'#princess you're drunk sit in the corner
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brittany is already the replacement for taylor if one of the backstage girls has to go home instead (daniel and pooch talking)
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Marcille x Male Reader headcanons!
She leaves you for a woman.
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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.
All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.
#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day#and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi#he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes#but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny#I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh#@ staff do this cowards#spy has thoughts#my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track#functional website#spy's smash hits#Glock function#edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this#but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up#I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one
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Actors Roundtable | Off Script With The Hollywood Reporter
#there was a lot of laughing and talking over each so these subs may be off soz#andrew scott#colman domingo#girl i'm not tagging everyone else ;;#edits
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Beautiful from Ordinary Days
#EDIT: I added links to the post’s caption go click them.#I did this because people were mistaking the words as a poem. I love poems. it’s not a poem.#it’s a song from a musical that deserves more attention. go listen to the song. if you like it go listen to the musical. it’s fantastic#it’ll make you laugh and it’ll make you cry. could not recommend enough.#okay edit over. back to my og tags#long post#and I'm talking LONG like do you love the color of the sky long#today I am a nuisance to your dash#but it's in the name of art and beauty#ordinary days#musicals#paintings#art museum#post i made#i love lyrics#greatest hits
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#haven't been able to stop laughing at this for like a week now#i posted this only so i could delete it frm my camera roll#op i'm sorry it's getting attention and it's just a screenshot repost </3#1k#5k#10k#20k#30k#breaking bad#brba#40k#50k#100k
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Fanfiction Authors: HEADS UP
(Non-authors, please RB to signal boost to your author friends!)
An astute reader informed me this morning that one of my fics (Children of the Future Age) had been pirated and was being sold as a novel on Amazon:
(And they weren't even creative with their cover design. If you're going to pirate something that I spent a full year of my life writing, at least give me a pretty screenshot to brag about later. Seriously.)
I promptly filed a DMCA complaint to have it removed, but I checked out the company that put it up -- Plush Books -- and it looks like A LOT of their books are pirated fic. They are by no means the only ones doing this, either -- the fact that """publishers""" can download stories from AO3 in ebook format and then reupload them to Amazon in just a few clicks makes fic piracy a common problem. There are a whole host of reasons why letting this continue is bad -- including actual legal risk to fanfiction archives -- but basically:
IF YOU ARE A FANFIC AUTHOR WITH LONG AND/OR POPULAR WORKS, PLEASE CHECK AMAZON TO SEE IF YOUR STORIES HAVE BEEN PIRATED.
You can search for your fics by title, or by text from the description (which is often just copied wholesale from AO3 as well). If you find that someone has stolen your work and is selling it as their own, you can lodge a DMCA complaint (Amazon.com/USA site; other countries have different systems). If you haven't done this before, it's easy! Here's a tutorial:
HOW TO FILE A COPYRIGHT COMPLAINT FOR STOLEN WORK ON AMAZON.COM:
First, go to this form. You'll need to be signed into your Amazon account.
Select the radio buttons/dropdown options (shown below) to indicate that you are the legal Rights Owner, you have a copyright concern, and it is about a pirated product.
Enter the name of your story in the Name of Brand field.
In the Link to the Copyrighted Work box, enter a link to the story on AO3 or whatever site your work is posted on.
In the Additional Information box, explain that you are the author of the work and it is being sold without your permission. That's all you really need. If you want, you can include additional information that might be helpful in establishing the validity of your claim, but you don't have to go into great detail. You can simply write something like this:
I am the author of this work, which is being sold by [publisher] without my permission. I originally published this story in [date/year] on [name of site], and have provided a link to the original above. On request, I can provide documentation proving that I am the owner of the account that originally posted this story.
In the ASIN/ISBN-10 field, copy and paste the ID number from the pirated copy's URL. You'll find this ten-digit number in the Amazon URL after the word "product," as in the screenshot below. (If the URL extends beyond this number, you can ignore everything from the question mark on.) Once this number has been added, Amazon will pull the product information automatically and add it to the complaint form, so you can check the listing title and make sure it's correct.
Finally, add your contact information to the relevant fields, check the "I have read and accept the statements" box, and then click Submit. You should receive an email confirmation that Amazon has received the form.
Please share this information with your writer friends, keep an eye out for/report pirated works, and help us keep fanfiction free and legally protected!
NOTE: All of the above also applies to Amazon products featuring stolen artwork, etc., so fan artists should check too!
#fanfiction#ao3#piracy#dmca#pirated fanfic#please signal boost#i'm mad but also laughing that my dmc fanfic is now a 'number one best selling novel' lol#i'm also a traditionally-published author#so this is both hilarious and deeply insulting to me
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they keep baiting her but she said:
#zendaya#zendayaedit#dune#dune part two#dune press#userluz#sourcezendaya#ladiesofcinema#pocpopculture#*mine: gifs#i'm sorry i had to go take a page out of flora's book#because this is just too funny sksksksksksk#also thanks to huffy for posting the other day about the parallels with that britney meme#i haven't stopped laughing since
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YALL THERE'S AN EVIL BOOP IF YOU HOVER OVER ON THE BOOP LINK LONG ENOUGH
at least like three spins long and it'll give you the prompt
#boop#boop o meter#EVIL BOOP#THIS IS CHAOS i'm laughing my ass off rn#i love this event i need to do this right MEOW
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