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elvesofnoldor · 7 years

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im gonna kermit the next time ppl come up with lgbt headcanons for disgusting (aka sadistic/murderous/racist/misogynistic/ableist) white male characters cause they think these men are somewhat fuckable and they wanna humanize these gross characters or to advocate for ~*q/u/e/er rep*~

#yolanda talks #i tried to google a case in la noire titled *the gas man* and typed *the gay man la noire* instead and one of the google results is cursed #a thread somewhere is basically like a think piece about how Roy might be gay (for Cole) and i vomited in my mouth #gives me war flashback ppl headcanoning kylo r//en as lgbt and how now ppl trynna pass pennywise as the new horror gay icon #i made a TYPO while trying to find the wiki page of the case in the game! i didnt deserve to see these kinds of cursed thoughts #not only are characters in that game white cops in 1940s American who never searched (1) one place with a warrant in the game #(the driving into building with a car or running into npc on the street thing got nothing to do with characters' actual behaviours tho lol)#but Roy in particular is the kind of white demonic rich garbage u'd expect to meet in a 1940-50s America #and probably even now! if u take a look around business schools and finance department of prestigious universities #think nathan from life of strange? thats him except roy is calculated af and not emotional unstable at all #i think ppl came up with lgbt headcanons with nathan too smh u all are too predictable #and honestly ur main playable character is just a lesser evil #like cole (the main playable character) is a character that lives in 2007 or 2017 instead of 1947?#he'd be a self proclaimed male feminist + anime fan with a degree in poli sci and loves to share problematic hot takes on foreign affairs #and he definitely donate to US army and loves to act as the devil's advocate whenever ppl questions America's actions abroad #and he probs also think that cheating on his wife/girlfriend is Q*eer #yeah i dont like anybody from that game i just wanna drive around old LA for a bit and knock white male npc over for some cheap laugh #like im sorry none of these characters need these humanizing headcanons ok they have already been humanized too much in film noire movies #at the expense of people of color and women...so....#no one is gay in la noire they are white cops in late 1940s and therefore inherently cishet thats that on that #also the gas man is a ridiculous title for a case lmao

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