tumblr user @dreamsclock has made a simple post which has cursed and plagued me with Thoughts, and I am tired enough atm to actually type them out lol (and it’s late enough that I can post it n then go snzz and forget about it which is nice lmao), so here is a list of some of my thoughts bout hp houses for a couple of the dsmp characters lmaooo, I’ll try n do a read more cause this is much longer then I wanted it to be but idk how those work on mobile so if it doesn’t work then too bad have fun scrollin lmaoooooooo

(Prefacin this by sayin that the main setup I use for houses isn’t the same as the actual hp one, the one I use has like, primary/secondary houses and stuff like that, I yoinked it from a personality quiz I did one time that I thought was fun lmaooo, so if anyone reads this n wants a better explanation just lmk n I can link it lol, but basically it’s Primary House is about motivations, and Secondary House is based on Methods, and a couple other things I’m not gonna explain atm cause I can already tell I’m gonna type Wayyyyyyyy too much so I’m tryin ta cut down on it lmaooooo)

Aight so, first of techno ravenclaw primary, I’m not even gonna explain that one just look at him lmaoo that’s a ravenclaw if I’ve ever seen one lol, and for secondary I think he’d be gryffindor cause he’s got the determination and the dedication to his morals/ideals, with a ravenclaw model, cause mans is smart lmaooo

Wilbur I’m thinkin maybe burned slyth primary? cause that’s like, someone who ideally would be motivated by and want to prioritise a close circle of trusted people, but has for whatever reason decided that that trust isn’t worth it, and without that priority they often focus the aimlessness that comes with into more like, “moral” causes or whatever, which I think vibes with him p well, and then I think a slytherin secondary, it’s kinda about usin social connections/other people to their advantage by being adaptable or possibly manipulative, and like just look at the man that fits him lmaooooo

Big Q I’m gonna say maybe gryffindor primary? And then later on shiftin to more of a burned gryff one. Like, at first hes determined ta do what he believes is the right thing, but then as time goes on he kinda loses his idea of what that means to him, n starts ta take on more and emulate more of other people’s ideas and values instead. and I’m thinkin huffelpuff secondary with a slytherin model picked up around when he started goin off the shits lmaooo. Huffelpuff secondary is like,, being dedicated n dependable, investin in other people/developing a good reputation, havin people support them cause of it, n it’s bein overlooked/underestimated n havin that + the rep mean they can slip their way into bein trusted with important info n jobs cause people just assume they’re the person ta trust, which I think fits with him durin like, manburg n shit v well, n then him changin to the more negative side of the slytheriny shit later on

Schlatt I’m v torn on, but atm I’m leaning slytherin primary with a gryffindor model, so valuing the determination to an objective/cause, (in this case being like, the fuckin country he took over ya try n improve n then do a p shit job of it lmaoo) but under that being v like, self motivated n shit lol. And I think just a regular slytherin secondary lol, I was debatin a ravenclaw model or somethin, but I dont think it fits overall lol

I can’t imagine Slime bein anythin other than like,, a goop blob wearing all 4 house uniforms at once, but ignoring that I think just like,, Full Huffelpuff, maybe with a tiny bit of ravenclaw in there? But mostly huffelpuff lmaooooo

Philza I’m a bit less sure on, but I think either burned slytherin Or burned gryffindor, cause those 2 can be v similar, but either way I think he’d be burned cause holy Shit mans been through a lot n that stuff would affect either of those options. I think for a secondary maybe,,, gryffindor with a huffelpuff model, I don’t know if either of them would be burned, but they’d probably be close lmao. They’re both about like, determination and dedication, but the vibe I get is hufflepuff is more about calm and steady determination, and about working hard and gathering resources/power, while gryffindor is more about efficiency and drive, and being more straightforward and direct, and both of those feel like they could fit him p well lmao

Ok it’s late as shit so I’m not lettin myself write anythin else here so that’s all the characters I’m doin lmaoooo, if I come up with any more tomorrow then I might make another post?? Idk tho, I’m not actually that caught up on like, dsmp characterisations or on dsmp in general, so idk how many more characters I’d have thoughts about lmaoooooo