#and adding that gif onto this post somehow felt like the funniest shit i've ever done so HUZZAH
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OPEN STARTER | Huáng Zhìjiàn
"I... just can't shake the feeling that you should not be doing that while be wearing that, I am sorry."
#;open starter#the fortune bringer;zhìjiàn#the fortune bringer;open#unfortunately zhìjiàn is not easy to write tomfuckery for he's always so genuine and careful with his words it's a pain#SO this is my living good luck charm he's a he/him and 1134 years old apparently tho i can't remember how i reached that number lmoa#it's probably no longer accurate to the year we're in right now BUT NO MATTER#he's older than a millennium that's the relevant part#he's kind of like a revenant he's technically dead but also stuck being alive#he can't ever change from the way he appeared in the moment of his death so he can't cut his hair for example it'll regrow#he brings good luck based entirely on what he considers good luck to be but he doesn't know that last part#he's also always very Responsible and all that it's a pain he's Very Good like DAMN#;queue#KLDG I FEEL LIKE i should be sleeping bc i saw the gif i'd loaded because i thought it could fit#but it turned out to be one of those dramatic windy zoom-in ones and the way i had to hold in my laughter it's#23:35 while i'm writing this and i've had some Exhausting days (where i was simply Exhausted apparently)#and adding that gif onto this post somehow felt like the funniest shit i've ever done so HUZZAH
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