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coquelicoq · 2 years

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everybody stop what you're doing i have a very important update on the fake facial hair situation!!!

De son côté, Lord Wilmore, après avoir entendu se refermer sur lui la porte de la rue, rentra dans sa chambre à coucher, où, en un tour de main, il perdit ses cheveux blonds, ses favoris roux, sa fausse mâchoire et sa cicatrice pour retrouver les cheveux noirs, le teint mat et les dents de perles du comte de Monte-Cristo. (p. 849)

he doesn't have a fake moustache. HE HAS FAKE SIDEBURNS

#fake RED sideburns!#and a blond wig of course but the sideburns are the most important part #(love that his sideburns and wig aren't the same color. the curtains do not match the...other curtains)#also what's this about a fake jaw?? how does that even work??????#or is that like false teeth not a false jaw? that would make more sense with the fact that taking it off reveals his dents de perles #of course this is just one persona. maybe another persona has a fake moustache. i will keep my eyes peeled #the count of monte cristo #my posts

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