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orcelito · 2 years

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haha sometimes ur on a flying ship for a fancy dinner with all these important people and ur getting an Examination (???????) from this scientist lady who noticed how Weird you are during the dinner. clothes off but LEAST sexy fucking experience ever.

but while this is happening ur spider climbing vampire friend went poking around the bottom of the ship & found a cool bead and decided to BREAK. IT. oh whoa what do you know it’s a FIREBALL. THAT EXPLODES THE BOTTOM OF THE SHIP. KNOCKS HER OFF (OUR ONLY HEALER!!!! PROBABLY DEAD!!!!!!!) & BLOWS A BIG HOLE IN THE SHIP.

so everything is Panic & we leave our rooms & find the fiance of our wizard poisoned on the ground, not dead but we have no idea what’s going on, our healer is missing, the ship’s medic is MURDERED, & the wizard is on the top deck with the captain and OH LOOK the big lion guy starts attacking the captain & almost killing her then and there.

some running around later, I go up to the top, cast charm person on the guy, SUCCEED IN CHARMING HIM, but our rogue is pissed & throws a knife at him, which I intercept (taking 9 damage, which isnt Nothing considering how squishy I am) so the charm doesnt break. me trying to push the dude back, trying to Talk the situation down, since a fight is NOT gonna end well for us,

and then. the monk. was given a teleport ring. which she activates. & it lets her send 8 people to a place of her choice - which she chose the Peach Pit, aka where Fang works and lives.

Fang, the paladin, the princess, the rogue, the wizard, the wizard’s fiance, the captain, and the monk’s friend. NOTABLY not the monk herself, nor the rogue’s friend.

teleportation is Fucky. a few get there no problem, a few of us take damage (another 12, which is NOT. NOTHING...) then show up where we were meant to go. i get teleported across the fucking MAP but at least im alive and im going running to the Peach Pit cause that’s where my SHIT IS. so naturally im gonna meet up with them at some point. captain got Knocked Out then teleported Somewhere. we just gotta hope some good samaritan finds her and helps her bc we sure as fuck have no idea where she is.

somehow my charm is still up! so MAYBE the people on the ship will have a chance at talking down the situation. who knows!

BUT. wizard is Pissed at the rogue for almost messing up the charm, pulls his sword on her. rogue is confused and pissed and Scared bc her friend isnt there & now there’s a sword being pulled so she’s pulling her daggers. im ACROSS THE FUCKING MAP, & the only other ppl on-site are the Paladin, the princess, & the passed out fiance (who’s essentially just a civilian).

yeah. Yeah. uh. this sure is Something lmfao.

#speculation nation #d&d #we started an hour early and played for almost an hour late so a usual 3 hour dnd was almost 5 hours today #and WOWZA. ALLLLLLLLL of this happened in that last hour #aka why we all just kept playing instead of ending bc we were all like Holy Fucking Shit #im hoping this ship has some safety fucking shit for crash landings bc while im off the ship (good!) a lot of people arent (bad!)#Fang is in major Problem Solving Mode aka trying to fix the shit asap #be helpful as soon as possible as quickly as possible bc if there's something he can do he Needs To Do It #not really much i can do about the fallen healer.............. if i was THERE . i have my immovable rod #which was like. my safety line ngl lol & why i was not immediately panicking about us falling #bc at the VERY least. Fang could keep himself from going splat using the rod off and on #might dislocate his shoulder or smth but still far better than falling hundreds of feet #just . wow. that was. a fucking Lot #and. and!!!!!!!!! we are going on hiatus lmfaooo bc one of our players is getting surgery . for transition reasons .#QUITE. THE FUCKING CLIFFHANGER. FOR SEVERAL WEEKS A T L E A S T #wowza lmfao. lots and lots and lots #thinking back on my awkward Examined By The Scientist In The Least Sexy Way Possible. simpler times.................#sorry this post is so giant but SO. MUCH. HAPPENED. holy shit lmfao

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