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walrus150915 · 8 months

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I AM DEEPLY SORRY BUT

I thought about Goldenheart fankids for a while so I've decided to make my own!

Now, it's important to acknowledge that I honestly believe that they wouldn't have kids post-movie. That makes sense thematically and it's kind of poetic if you think about it (a gay man being the end of his bloodline which started all this copaganda n stuff) but I😭😭 I couldn't stop thinking about this!!

I present to you:

THEIR KIDDO YUPIEEEEE

Some fun facts abt them:

- Aquila is a gender neutral name which means "eagle". I thought it'd be funny to keep the tradition of their weird medieval names. Eagle Braveman, a child of Godsfood Goodatsex and Staircase Braveman, gotta love that💅

- also yea. I gave them Bal's surname bc there's no way in the world Ambrosius would want to give them his surname. His bloodline ends with him in an good old gay tradition😎😎

- I think they'd be a happy accident tbh (if we're talking about seahorse dad situation shfjj)

- Nimona didn't expect to love them as much as she did but now they're literally her favorite person😭 siblings are REAL (although I think Nimona is like- sibling-uncle-aunt-family friend figure sorta kinda)

- About their personality? Well, they're reserved, not much of a talker, kinda socially awkward and overthinks a lot (just like their papas)

- They hate sports of all kinds like they CAN'T stand it. Also they don't know those knight traditions n stuff and have never held a sword in their life- I think that's a good "f u" to the system which expected children to become weapons bc Ballister, Ambrosius and especially Nimona would never let this child repeat all the stuff they all came through

- I don't think they even talked about their knightly upbringing to Aquila, and when Aquila asked about it they tried to avoid answering so bad

- About parenting btw- Ambrosius and Ballister both beat the "emotionally detached Asian father" allegations. These two are WAY too attached I'd say😭 they can be overprotective (cough cough Ballister) or overbearing (I see ya Ambrosius) sometimes (although Ambrosius is overprotective as well, if not more than Bal)

- Ambrosius tries his best to not repeat his parents' mistakes and let Aquila live a happy, relaxed childhood, but he slips from time to time. "Why did I have to work so hard to achieve even a little bit of acknowledgement from my parents and now this kid expects me to praise them even for the smallest of things" kind of deal. He slowly learns to relearn this way of thinking but- yeah, bro still has those good ol' Asian dad quirks

- I think Ballister had loving parents yet they couldn't provide for him or care for him properly because of poverty and social injustice. So now he makes sure Aquila has everything they need and are loved enough. It's really hard not to be overprotective of your child when you and your husband had an upbringing like theirs😭😭

- Aquila is kind of embarrassed by them because I think they both would be the type of dad who drives them to high school and makes them say "I love you too, dad" in front of their peers (like that into the spiderverse scene)

- With that said, they three all love each other despite all the hardships and stuff bc they're a FAMILYYYYY

- Nimona would be THE best person in the world for Aquila, she's their role model of sorts, I even think she'd be what helped them to realize they're enby in the first place

- Nimona would always be there for Aquila and would always be on their side even when they're in a fight with their dads

- They're the best buddies ever - Ballister expected Nimona to be jealous ("older kids of the fam" deal) but she wasn't in the slightest!

- Imagine Ballister and Ambrosius trying to make Aquila say "abba" or "appa", but the first thing they mumble is "Nim!" oh Nimona would DIE FROM LAUGHTERRR😭😭

Some general hcs:

- Ambrosius would read bedtime stories to Aquila when they were a kid and would miss this horribly as they grew up

- Ballister would make them clockwork toys

- Aquila loves sewing and customizing things

- Idk their sexuality honestly but I know that they love girls💅

- Ambrosius would distance himself from his family so much that Aquila barely knows them

- I think Aquila is aware of the whole Gloreth situation but doesn't care that much for her - after all, they know that it was some random kid 1000+ years ago whom everyone took as a hero when she wasn't

Some sketches of them shshwjne!!

Please don't ask me why Ballister looks like my grandpa😭

(Speaking of Ballister- I think at some point of Aquila's toddlerhood him and Ambrosius laid in their bed and Ambrosius was like: "Babe, what do you think of getting a second kid?"

Then Aquila immediately started crying in another room and Ambrosius signed heavily, standing up from the bed: "Yknow what? Forget what I said")

#nimona #ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin #nimona fanart #fankid #also i know for the fact that with a 1000yo shapeshifter child and a toddler these two would have ZERO privacy #ambrosius would be so pissed off😭😭#let him kiss his husband #maybe more than kiss JQJDJAJAJAJSN #but yea #making this post is what healed my inner child #they arent perfect but they try... thats what matters #god bless #thank you for reading this i hope you enjoy whatever i'm talking about #aquila boldheart

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wagner-fell · 10 months

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Okay so Breaker and Ewan (apparently my phone has been correcting Ewan to Ivan so that’s totally on me for any confusion) are the godfathers to Beatrix and Benedict, we know that, but they’re also Kells’ oldest friends. And they dated on-and-off for a long time, while Breaker was also maintaining a very toxic relationship with Kells, which in itself was just very complicated and a big part of the reason why Breaker didn’t leave Kells when Ewan did

But anyways

When Beatrix arrives at the school (or maybe town? completely undecided), she and Benedict make the decision to not tell Ewan that she and Breaker were around because they didn’t think he would react well

And they were right, because he didn’t

Breaker and Ewan reunite when Ewan spots him at a grocery store or something and he starts to panic, thinking that Kells had finally found him and Benedict and that this is how he intended to punish him for it; with his former lover here. It wouldn’t be completely out of the question for Kells to do something like that, send Breaker to Ewan to kill him (best case scenario in his mind) and take Benedict. He wouldn’t put it past Kells to not do this

So he decides to confront Breaker, basically interrogating him about why he’s here, if Kells sent him, is Kells there with him, etc.

Breaker is still very upset with him for how things ended between them six years earlier and he feels betrayed for Ewan’s decisions the night he left. But despite that, he answers his questions

He tells him Kells is dead, has been for over a year, something Ewan had had no idea about and that even before that, he’d barely seen Kells in the last four years. Since when the twins were 12, Kells sent Breaker and Beatrix to London so Beatrix could go to a magic school there that he approved of

Ewan is just pissed off and says some things that he later regrets, same with Breaker

After all, this is six years of anger and hurt just flowing out of them. It gets to a point where they both storm out, with no intention of actually forgiving each other

This whole conversation is just angsty and brings up a whole lot for the twins as well, who are then caught with their lying, it ends up kind of being like how in The Parent Trap when the parents realize they have the wrong kid and they’re all emotional about it

I would also love to point out that Breaker already knew Ewan and Benedict were living there, and so had Kells, before he died. Kells had simply chosen not to go after them, thinking that living in a constant state of paranoia would be worse than any punishment he could come up with

Ewan and Breaker and giving such Ballister and Ambrosius from Nimona vibes omggggg

Aaaahhhhhh I’m literally so nervous for them seeing you talk about that interaction, let alone reading it 😭😭

Do you have a surname for any of them yet?

#FUCK KELLS #riley!#riley’s ask

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