#also the new wizard features SLAP actually. give me memorize spell and modify spell RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW. | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

essektheylyss · 1 year

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Comparing the 18th and 20th level OneDND features between wizards and sorcerers like, "Oh, I get a couple of third level spells and can bop around 30 feet at a time, sure, great, but the cosmic nepo babies can have damage resistances, pass their injury off to someone else, and also get FREE WISH? With NO CONSEQUENCES? Tracks."

#you know this is also the wizard internal monologue lmfao #'study all this time for THIS and these fuckin nepo babies are out here just bending reality for kicks with no consequences.'#wizards deserve their hubris actually and we should all bully sorcerers more 😤#this is FULLY a joke to be clear it's really funny actually #also the new wizard features SLAP actually. give me memorize spell and modify spell RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW.#i did try to nudge my DM into letting me take academic for a spin and was shot down lol #which really doesn't matter cuz I've got advantage where i would use it anyway lol. and theres always portebt.#*portent #also i know you can take a different epic boon but it's about the dichotomy here

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