Sunathan I come baring TDV questions! (Also, please feel free to take your time with this I know you're sicky. Lightly kissing your soup bowl, hope you feel better soon)

Any sex work headconons for anyone in the valley? And if not, who do you think would like to do sex work

Also, anyone in the valley you think is/ would like to make Jewish is TDV?

I enjoy making you rant about the stuff you're interested in :3

I'm making out with you rn!!!!!

Okay so Linus is the obvious answer for both of those. Man is so Jewish, he loves all the tree/nature related holidays!! And he's travelled so much and done so many things, he's definitely done sex work in the past.

I could see Sebastian or Sam camming, and I think Alex would make a good porn star if he realised he could! Haley is low hanging fruit, but I actually don't think she'd be interested in doing sex work. Maru, however, would do it if she needed a little extra cash, because she figures selling nudes is as good a way as any! Abigail wants to in theory for the Rebellion Factor, but she knows it's more work than she can put in. Marnie sells her used farm clothes/boots/socks to people with various fetishes.

Marnie is also Jewish. No question. So are Shane and Jas. George and Evelyn are both Jewish, and therefore so is Alex. Willy is Jewish, he was on a ship with a rabbi at one point and ended up converting. Harvey is definitely Jewish, and so are Demetrius and Maru. And all the junimos are Jewish because I said so.