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thatdeadaquarius · 1 year

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Friend. F r I e N d. Your smol brother Razor hcs made my insides flippyflop. I beg, I plead...

My daughter QiQi? Holding onto my sleeve while we go picking herbs so she knows she can get home? Getting her a little bag with a notebook and pen so she always has memory?

SAYING THE LINE FROM WHERE THE WIND LEADS AND ASKING FOR A HUG?!

Scolding Baizhu for letting her go herb picking when he knows she probably won't remember the way home?!?! Because Archons man like NO.

Hello!! Flippyflop??!! Over my writing ??!! 🥺🥺 <3

AND FOR MY NEXT TRICK... WE SHALL DO... THE OTHER CHILD THAT NEEDS A CARING ADULT!!

Also srry im rlly slow getting to yalls asks i promise it will come and i love u all for giving me asks <33

(*´▽)ノ✨️ NOW LETS GO ! ! ✨️

(Now before yall come at me, I am aware Baizhu does care about her, but BUT, he still is studying her/canonically has ulterior motives, and lets her pick herbs when she may not be able to find her way back, also he doesnt strike me as the type to be super affectionate/parental, as cute as it is to write him that way)

What a b l e s s e d ask, this is so cute i love all the kids in genshin their adorable

So... im kinda a consistent Sagau writer, and i love requests like this! But also, im not sure if u guys want me to still apply Sagau/Isekai setting to these requests on top of what was initially asked??

So i will pretty much always make all requests will be SAGAU/ISEKAI Reader based, UNLESS YOU STATE OTHERWISE IN THE ASK!!

Oh Qiqi, another child product of ✨️traumatic events✨️

(Future me after finishing this: oh god what monster have I unleashed upon the world, upon the sagau tag, upon my innocent followers...)

Damn ur lucky u didnt land in Jueyun Karst or nothin

Or on one of the many mountains/cliffs all over Liyue

Its honestly more a shock u arent on a mountain bc theres so many,,

Ur pretty close to Liyue Harbor luckily, not in town, but sort of at the base of Mt Tianheng by the looks of it, almost behind it

Its about sunset too, WOW

Liyue Harbor is hella bigger than in game, holy fuck its actually a huge port city

Should u go into the city??

Ur not sure, do they speak English??

...Wait u dont got a single mora

U cant even get an inn rn RIP

?? Should u just? Find a cave?? To sleep in??

But what about monsters??!

(Call Xiao? Nah he'd freak tf out on u, Shenhe maybe? She is the only option u can think of that seems like she would possibly take in a random homeless traveler from another world, mostly bc she could beat ur ass no matter what)

So,, Shenhe? Maybe? Ur still not sold on the idea but maybe u could gather something out here to sell on a street corner?? Or to Wanmin maybe for fresh ingredients?

Yeah sure why not,

With that, u just wander around the area, checking out all the plants and animals

The fennec foxes are so adorable

Oh shit some mint and sweet flower, finally

Oh hell yeah a sunsettia, u got food now 💪

U hold onto some of it to sell (including a low violet grass hell yeah)

Crunchin and munchin ur way thru Liyue now, it isnt until u find a particularly wooded area that u hear ur first sign of human life

...

Stand corrected,

Unlife...?

A soft hum, almost a lullaby, comes from Qiqi as she picks up other flowers youve never seen before (ooo new liyue plants)

Should u just leave? She seems busy and u dont wanna distract her bc she might forget to go back to her task..

Wait a minute.

On the other hand,

Now you can finally achieve one of your many goals in Genshin that you couldn't as a player.

Help Qiqi collect herbs and guide her back,

And scold Baizhu. >:)

(whats he gonna do?? call the milieth on you??? for some rude person who doesnt like the way he makes a child wander off, who has memory issues and cant find her way back??? thats what you thought)

Approaching the tiny zombie girl, you purposely step on a branch to let her know ur there

...she doesn't even flinch, instead she vvveerrryy slooowwwlllyyy lifts her head up from her bent position

Her big doe eyes 🥺

They dont look empty, or dead just kinda dreamy

She tilts her head, the adepti paper covering an eye

Qiqi: "...do I know you? ..you feel... familiar..."

Oh this is crazy, she sounds exactly like in game, but instead of in a screen, her voice is in front of you

You respond "Oh I don't think so?" You introduce yourself,

"Are you alone out here? The sun is setting..."

It didnt strike you until now, but the zombie girl is so... so... tiny

OMGGGG😫💘

I mean, you knew the kids were small, but not 5-6 year old small!!!

Qiqi stands, and you see her holding a basket in the crook of her other arm, full of greenery

(some u recognize like violet grass, horsetails, but others are completely new, wow u gotta wander around Liyue after u find somewhere to sleep tonight to check out how much more fleshed out it is irl...)

The little cryo user is the picture perfect image of sweetness 💝✨️

The paper falls to the side, and both of her gentle pink eyes look up at you (💔)

Qiqi answers slowly, "...I messed up my routine, I forgot to get herbs this morning...so I couldn't make the medicine for today... I'm getting them now instead.."

She turns to the right, then left, and blinks a few times (💔💔💔)

She kinda looks like she forgot the way back,, you figure you might as well ask

"Do you want help getting back to town? The pharmacy right?"

Qiqi looks back at you, and nods, "Okay...thank you..."

And

And!!

She takes YOUR HANNNDDDD 😫😫😫💔💔💔

Her small fingers are cold, and they wrap around only two of your fingers

SOBBING

Trying to hold the squeal inside urself, you turn and begin to walk off together, following the path around Mt. Tianheng into town

♤

HELL YEAH QIQI TIME LETS GOOO

After hearing about your homeless situation, Qiqi and Baizhu offer the guest room for the night, also partially as a thank you for helping Qiqi (thank fuck theyre that nice)

After talking on the way over,

Turns out that Baizhu lives just out of town of Liyue, (not found in the game, was is it with not showing characters houses...) that way he has some greenery around his house, and has a garden out back :D 🌱

Baizhu just gets this strange familiar feeling from you (it almost reminds him of,, seeing a regular customer that has been to see him hundreds of times...) that convinces him to offer you a job at the pharmacy, in exchange for living in the guest room for awhile ! ! WOO

MISSION 1:

FIND SOMEWHERE TO SLEEP + GET A JOB, COMPLETED

♧

Now MISSION 2:

GET MONEY, GET FOOD, SCOLD BAIZHU, LOVE QIQI

Literally on the first day out ur like,, Baizhu.

My boss, my friend, my buddy, my homie, my guyyyyy

U gotta let me go with Qiqi from now on, she will literally get lost hoe. 😐

Tapping ur foot at him and everything,

He's a little intimidated tbh bc ur so upfront about it, and agrees

U lowkey shame his parenting (and he actually feels quilty wow)

WITHIN THE FIRST COUPLE DAYS SHE ALSO SAID THIS!!

"Since we first met, I have had a warm feeling inside. Not the kind of warmth that makes me feel rotten. The other kind of warm. The one that happens inside my heart. Thank you. I am happy. Sadly I only recognize the current you. If I forget you... No. I will order myself to remember you."

AHHHHHHHH PERFECT CHILD <333

(Once again, if u read my Razor post, another person who can't quite articulate what you are as the Creator, but just has a feeling about you that ur cozy and safe :')

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SO QIQI CANONICALLY HAS A NOTEBOOK ALREADY!!

(U help her press flowers in it to both leave inside as a pleasent surprise when she forgets about them, and attach some to the front 💖)

And SHE HAS A SCHEDULE.

In the morning, she goes herb picking, then makes medicine, and then does stretches at the end of the day before bed

(At least im pretty sure thats it, it was like 3 things so she could remember easily)

ON LIKE,, THE FIRST FEW DAYS WITH HER, SHE STARTS TO FOLLOW U AROUND MORE AND MORE LIKE A LITTLE DUCKLING

And she even says "...I started memory training exercises recently. So don't worry, I won't forget who you are." 🥲💘

◇

Qiqi seemed excited to tell u all the plants u dont recognize and what they do in medicine,

U mostly think that bc she walked and talked a little faster,

her emotions arent super obvious bc apparently her facial muscles arent super flexible... :/

(she later on after she trusts you more, will sometimes let u rub her little cheeks and massage her face to let her have more range, she looks like a content kitten those times 😭😭)

But when ur not out and about Liyue's nature with Qiqi,

U do little odd jobs around Liyue, like dog walking, delivering peoples' medicine, and u even registered w/the Adventurer's Guild so u could take on small commissions :D

U used ur money to buy ingredients to cook food for urself and the household (bc Baizhu cant make anything besides soup and tea apparantly srsly how is this man alive)

And thru a series of trial and error (and consulting Xiangling..)

U made coconut milk!!! ✨️🥥🥛

Qiqi loved. It. Every. Time.

She's not tall enough to reach the kitchen counters w/o a stool, but she can peek her little head over it and put her fingers on the edge, which she does everytime u make it 😫😫🥺🥺

She has a 6th sense for everytime u make it, no matter where she is in the house/nearby lol

It was also one of the things she wrote down in her notebook that she didnt wanna forget LMAO

Next to a reminder that she knows you + other facts abt u, is "can make coconut milk"

You can bribe her with it too lol

QIQI BEST KITCHEN HELPER

Shes already Baizhu's assistant, so she is great at cutting, chopping, and prepping ingredients

She insists on helping u everytime, she'll even delay her morning routine for u to make breakfast <3

(U also make sure to remind her to eat and hydrate consistently, bc thatd be hard af to keep track of w/ memory issues, i would know 💀)

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U also used ur money to buy clothes for urself and her!! <3

Also apparently u still have access to the character menu? And ur inventory?? And quests???

U CAN UPGRADE QIQI

(YESS YESSS- MAKE HER THE STRONGEST CHILD IN THE WORLD, GODLIKE STRENGTH THE IMMORTAL UNDYING QIQI AGENDA HAHAHAHA)

(Her outfits show up in her outfit screen!! theres just kinda a hologram button hovering over her chest at all times..)

She seems rlly fond of upgrading her, her weapon, and artifacts bc she likes to be a stronk 💪girl to protect ppl she loves aw <3

(SHE SAID SHE WAS HAPPY TO BE ABLE TO PROTECT U BETTER THE FIRST TIME U ASCENDED HERRRR 😭💘

She also likes to help u out with commissions too, it brings her some variety in her day that shes become fond of!!

(Shes also become fond of you and all the exciting things ur doing)

AND

Ur quests menu is rlly helpful for you but also her!! U just gently reroute her or remind her everytime she needs it :)

(she has slowly gone from asking you what she forgot/what she was supposed to be doing, to just... LOOKING UP AT YOUUUUU FOR THE ANSWERRRR W/O SAYING ANYTHINGGGGG 💔💔💔💔💔💔)

◇

Bc u got jackshit all else to do in ur freetime, other than exploring, u started picking up some hobbies thatll benefit the both of you!

U bought some fabric and whatnot to make Qiqi a backpack!! So she doesnt have to carry around the herb basket anymore

(the ones being sold were too expensive, and werent quite right for her anyway, but u did stab urself enough times that Baizhu gave u bandages..)

You give it to her on her birthday!! (she also remembered yours!! She gave u herbal medicine and a necklace of gemstones she handmade like noctilous jade and cor lapis cries)

It has lots of pockets, bc Qiqi also likes to get interesting rocks or non-medicinal flowers to give you while yall are outside <3

She loves the backpack, u saw her make the

♡tiniest♡

Smile ever, which made it even cuter to see

(She also just, held it to her chest the whole day 😭)

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ALSO BC SHE STRIKES ME AS A SLOW BURN TYPE OF PERSON TO LOVE SOMEONE (idk if u get that feeling but thats what it seems like to me esp with her memory needing time to remember a new person, she apparently canonically cant always remember Baizhu's face??)

SO A RANDOM DAY AFTER ABOUT A MONTH AND A HALF, YALL WERE ABOUT TO GO HERB PICKING AGAIN AS USUAL,

WHEN SHE TOOK UR SLEEVE AND JUST,, STAYED THERE THE WHOLE TIME,,

EVEN WHEN SHE WAS HERB PICKING-

🫂🫂🫂

Was that your soul leaving your body? Maybe 🤷‍♂️

But when yall r in a crowd of Liyueans and tourists, she straight up latches onto ur hand like a vice grip

She WILL NOT lose you, and ur holding back just as hard, you WILL NOT lose ur amnesiac child!!!

She likes to come into town with u when u go bc while shes not a fan of crowds, she can deal with them a lot better when ur there 🥺

Plus she wants to be able to look out for you!!

SUCH A SWEETHEARTTT

When u asked why she didnt like crowds the first time yall went SHE SAID

"Some people want to take advantage of me. Others are terrified of me. But you... You are not like any of those people."

QIIIIQQQIIIIIII MY BELOVEDDDD CHILDDDD 🥲🥲🥲😭😭😭😭

(ALL OF THESE ARE CANON VOICELINES BTW EXCEPT FOR YALLS FIRST MEETING AT THE TOP!!!)

♡

Ok so she was already pretty strong before you, but now esp since u started upgrading her-

Qiqi is hella strong and has great stamina

U saw this in action in real time when Hu Tao was strolling down the path near where yall were herb picking off to the side

Hu Tao and Qiqi like... locked eyes-

U were looking down at plants but noticed Qiqi not moving, and looked up to see the most intense staring contest ever LMAO

AND LIKE SOME KIND OF LIKE BIRD OR SQURRIEL WHEN THEY LIKE FREEZE AND THEN BOLT WHEN U ARENT EXPECTING IT THEY ARE OFF LMFAO

QIQI IS RUNNING FOR THE HILLS, ITS LITERALLY INSANE TO WATCH HER BE SO FAST AHSHAKKALDFH

HU TAO IS ALSO FAST BUT LIKE THERES STILL A GOOD AMOUNT OF DISTANCE BETWEEN THEM-

AS U FINALLY GET OVER THE SHOCK, U RUN AFTER THEM LOL

THEY QUICKLY OUT PACE UR SLOW ASS AND UR HUNCHED OVER DYING AND JUST BEFORE THEY GET OUT OF RANGE U HEAR-

"YOU HAVE TO LET ME PUT YOU TO REST, DON'T WORRY YOU'LL LIKE IT DOWN THERE THE DIRT IS NICE AND COLD!!"

AND AN INDIGNANT "No!"

LMAO HU TAO GIVES UP 2 HOURS LATER, AND QIQI WAS LITERALLY RUNNING AND CLIMBING THE WHOLE TIME LMFAO

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SO IDK IF YALL SEEN IT BUT THERES A TRAILER OUT ABOUT XIAO i think??

AND AT ONE POINT QIQI CANONICALLY SAYS SHE CARRIED HIM WHEN HE WAS PASSED OUT BACK TO THE PHARMACY 💀

U WERE THERE WHEN YALL FOUND XIAO

it was kinda shocking to finally have ran into him (bc u figured there was no way he would come down to see some rando human, even if u had almond tofu)

AND HE'S PASSED OUT??!!?!?!

Top ten most disturbing images: Xiao face first on the ground, out of it

And while ur like panicking "omfg how tf am i gonna carry this mf all the way back to the pharmacy, omg what happened, oh jesus this is insane its literally XIAO and he's PASSED OUT-"

Qiqi in the background like, "hup"

And just arranges him in a piggyback carry, his legs and arms sticking straight out in front of her, his ass almost touching the GROUNNNDDD😭😭😭

You: *shocked pikachu face meme LMAOOO

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I LOVE THAT THIS IS CANON OHMYGODTHIS MIGHT BETHE FUNNIEST SHIT OUT OF GENSHIN LORE/STORY YET

♤

Bonus: Zhongli has been going in-fucking-sane trying to locate where u are lol, Hu Tao literally made him take a few days off bc he was pacing around the harbor so much 😭

He always seems to get to where you are, just as you leave the area (apparently Qiqi's deathlike presence throws off ur very full of life one)

Literally as soon as you landed (woke up?) On Liyue soil, he was hyper aware of you

The other adepti are searching the rest of Liyue just in case ur someone where else

Lol wonder how long it took him to realize u were just workin at Bubu Pharmacy LMAO

Tell me what to write! :) ♡

Reminder: A 100+ Followers celebration POLL!!

HOLY FUCK!!

OML

OMFG

SATAN ON A STICK-

THIS IS SO LONG 😭????? WHAT HAPPENED

THIS THING AS LONG AS A FALL INTO THE ABYSS

HELL-

WHAT THE FUCK

WELL NOW I KNOW WHY IT TOOK ME SO DAMN LONG TO POST ANYTHING FOR A FEW DAYS BC THIS IS A FREAK OF NATURE

I ALREADY MADE THE LAST ONE TOO LONG AND NOW HERE WE ARE CRYING

I hope u enjoyed this fucking monster anon sob-

oh my god im actually shocked you guys, i just scrolled up and down this thing-

I can't even like, flick it once and let it scroll really fast and reach the top u know what i mean?? 😟😰🙂🙃🥲

I just,, i had so many ideas, and as i typed and tried to get them all down i-

uh,, aNyWaY,,, enjoy yalls week guys...😟😃 distantsobbing

Cheers,

🌒🌊🌧Aquarius♒️🌌🌘

♡ the beloveds ♡

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starr-finn · 1 year

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Hi bestie I am sorry that I haven't gotten much done on ur request 😭

- Okay okay so like

- Can we get uhm.... Dallas, Hoxton, Houston and Bain with like, cute s/o

- I KNOW WHAT UR THINKING, 'YOU'VE ALREADY GOTTEN HEADCANONS FOR CUTE S/O'

- IT'S NOT ENOUGH GRRR

- Okay okay anyway

- So here's the prompt-

- Reader wears like.... soft colours, cute skirts, dresses, overalls, sweaters, cardigans, so on

- They're very cute so

- BUT THERE'S MORE

- So yes ofc they're small but also like

- When they get spooked they like.... squeak? Like 'eep' kinda thing 🥺

- They like to hold hands too :)

- (Their hands are so smol hehe)

- They always smell like cherries or something

- It is most likely due to the cherry flavoured heart lollipops they bring/give to everyone

- Uh I will personally give you bonus points (possibly on your request) if you complete this difficult task: Add Bile to the list

- (If you can't it's okay)

Dallas, Houston, Hoxton, Bain, and Bile with a cute, small, and sweet Fem!S/O

Dallas

Dallas literally thinks you're too cute to exist

That's it, he believes you're an angel

Bro adores how you dress/act

if you ever, EVER get hurt, he sees red, like bro commits more mass murder than he already does

He tries to keep you close during heists, if you run off to do anything he almost has a heart attack

"Alright everyone...wAIT WHERE IS-??? oh there she is...Please don't wander off hun"

He goes out of his way to get you some more outfits if you look at anything for longer than 10 seconds

He tries not to scare you but holy shit he thinks its so cute when you squeak of make kinda 'Eep' sounds when you get scared

If you're both out in public and you hold his hand he gets so flustered, he loves how tiny your hands are compared to him

if you ever give him any of your cherry flavored lollipops he's just like...confused? but so in love still, like holy shit

He loves that you seem to smell like cherries, he thinks it fits your personality

all and all, he loves you

Hoxton

As said in @crispy-bonnie's fic, he will tease tf outta you

However he really does adore you, no matter what the teasing says

you're one of the few people that he'll allow close to him, He's 100% always holding your hand

he thinks your hands being smaller than his is super cute

Bro fr dies if you wear anything oversized and hide your hands in the sleeves

Y'all know that 'call an ambulance, call an ambulance! but not for me' meme? that's him if you ever get hurt

if you wear bows in your hair, he's going down love

will spook you just to hear you squeak

dude doesn't really like the cherry lollipops, but he'll tolerate them for you

if you wander off at any time, on heists, or just while you're out and about, and he can't see you, he almost goes on a rampage

"ALRIGHT FUCKERS WHICH ONE OF YOU- oh nvm there she is, hey sunshine'

Houston

Believe it or not he actually likes those cherry lollipops, so he 100% eats them if you give them to him

Dude will hold your hand if you guys ever go out, mainly cuz he's scared he'll lose you in a crowd, you're that short lol

Bro literally hides you from everyone, Houston has a lot of enemies, he's scared they'll use you to get to him

if you do get lost tho, he'll be calm about it, inside he's losing his mind tho, so he just calls you

"Hey doll, where are you? You just kinda vanished. Alright stay there, I'll come get you"

Bro tries his best not to scare you, but when it does happen he can't help but almost lose it, your little squeaks make him lose it

He lets you wear some of his sweaters and shirts if you ask, seeing as there mostly plain gray or white

He will carry you around if you ask

His favorite thing about you is 100% your style, He just loves the way you dress

Bain

He Fr adores you

If you ever get lost he can just, tell you where to go

"ok Sweetheart, the objective is on the left, be careful ok? Don't die or get caught"

He thinks your style is so cute, especially the dresses

So since he's never really shown his face, or been around you personally so he hasn't been blessed by you giving him one of your many cherry lollipops yet, but he's seen you give them to others and he thinks it's so damn cute

He spends a lot of time talking to you quietly cuz he doesn't wanna scare you

anytime he does, and you do the lil squeak thing he feels so bad afterwards

But he thinks the squeak is super cute

ok so when he does finally show himself, its an entirely different story

Bro finally receives the blessing of the cherry lollipops

He'll kinda hold your hand if you two go out together

if you get lost then, he almost loses it

all in all, either way, he's kinda protective

Bile

Alright, never written for bile, lets try this

Bile thinks your adorable, no doubt

like oh lord your style!

if you ever get lost, he stays pretty relaxed while looking for you, but if he can't find you after a while, then he'll kinda freak out, not outwardly so

when he finally finds you he visibly calms down

"oh hey! there you are! where'd you run off too cutie?"

has a few of the cherry lollipops you hand out to people in his helicopter

He likes listening to you ramble about things you're into just as much as he likes rambling about WW1 combat lol

He seems like the kinda guy that would carry you around just because he can, like you're shorter than him and thus, he can carry you, he'll stop if you ask tho

He really likes the cardigans and sweaters you wear, he also really likes the skirts and stuff

if you ever get hurt on a heist when he's picking you and the guys up he wants to fucking kill the swat guys

You're the only heister that has front seat privileges lol

But yeah, he loves having you around

Lol I was listening to first date by frad on loop the whole time I was writing this, hope you guys like this one, sorry it took so long, writers block fuckin sucks

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millenialfanfictionaddiction · 3 years

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🪶Being Asahi Azumane's Girlfriend🪶

Asahi Azumane x Female reader

(I love season 2 haired Asahi so much 😫)

Asahi's girlfriend is short and cute but she has a fiery side 🔥

Warnings:

A/N: This is an anon request! More Shiratorizawa featuring Shirabu Kenjiro coming soon!

It's a good thing you are spunky YN

If you want a relationship with this man, you are going to have to take the lead 👀

Legit mans has had a crush on your FOREVER

You are tiny, adorable, have the cutest style and look

Mans legit almost passed out when he first saw you 🥵

Daichi and Suga watched in fascination 😏

They knew instantly that their boy had fallen

HARD

Urged him to talk to you

Told him he need to "be assertive"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yeah he'll get right on that guy's

Noya and Tanaka offered to give him pointers

Hinata legit thought it was a volleyball lesson

Noya said he would talk Asahi up to you

Asahi panicked a little 😵

Suga shut that down instantly

He told Noya Asahi had to do this alone

*Deep breathing* ok he was going to do this

Just kidding

You did it first and thank god for that

Legit you might be smol but you are BOLD

"Hi Asahi"

That's all it takes

Mans short circuits

Make sure he's breathing YN

You ask him of he's ok

He doesn't answer

Thank god Daichi is right there

"Hey YN, I think Asahi is a little nervous"

Asahi snaps out of his trance and blurts out

"YN I THINK YOUR CUTE WILL YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND?"

You 👉🏻 😳😳

Daichi 👉🏻 😶😐

Suga👉🏻 🤣🤣🤣

Noya and Tanaka 👉🏻 🏃‍♂️ 🏃‍♂️

"Umm how about a date first?"

Wait you asked him on a date 😳

Mans forgot everything that just went down

Legit pretty sure he wasn't sane when he blurted the whole girlfriend thing out

"ID LOVE TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU YN"

Literally shouts

Like he's shy and quiet but when he's Uber nervous you can't tell me he doesn't project his voice 😅

Suga is dying on the floor with laughter

Daichi is really trying to hold it together

Man is a pillar of support but Asahi is not making it easy

Noya and Tanaka wonder how Asahi managed to grab a babe like you

You simply smile, wave and walk away 😊

Oof

big OOF 🥵

The next few weeks go by 👀

Honestly I can't say much

You guys hit it off instantly

Asahi and you mesh so well

He's very tall, quiet and kinda scary

You are small, adorable and the least scary thing to walk this earth

That is until someone gets on your bad side 👀😶

Legit Asahi knew you were outspoken

Like blunt maybe?

Spicy? For sure 🤗

You had your opinions and nobody could persuade you otherwise

Asahi loved how supportive you were for him and the team

You legit would meet him at practice

You even helped Kiyoko and Yachi out 🥺

Everyone adores you

Noya is your designated bodyguard 🤚🏻

Noya and Asahi have some kind of bro love thing

You don't interfere because it's adorable 😍

You support Karasuno with everything you have

So it's no surprise that you are in the stands during the fall prelims

I mean, our bby crows can use all the love and support they can get

Asahi won't ask you to wear his spare jersey

Wear his spare jersey YN

Please for the live of GOD

It's like a literal dress on you

You might have to make some adjustments but it's all for your man

When he sees you in the crowd in his jersey

It's all over

He will just stare 👁👄👁

Lile he just spiked a ball during warm ups, turned and saw you

He's not moving without help

Suga and Daichi have to pull him from the court

Hinata spots you and screams "HI YN"

Tanaka and Noya are so so SO jealous

You stand next to Yachi

Yachi is also smol so she understands 🥺

The match begins

Legit everyone is so excited

Groups of tall, tree like players crowd to watch

Everyone is excited to see Karasuno back to its former glory

Everyone except for some jerk punk of a guy 😑

He makes comments the whole time

Nasty comments too

"Look at the wingless crows"

"Look at baldy down there and that orange tangerine jumping around like a lunatic"

*breath YN* BREATH

You don't like anyone saying anything about your boys

So you decide to say something 👀

"Will you please be quiet? We are trying to watch the game!"

The boys look at you 😳

Yachi looks at you like 👀😬

You simply look away and keep cheering for Karasuno

I swear, that guy must have a death wish

Doesn't listen to you at all

Hold it together YN

"Did you see that guy with the beard and man bun? He looks like he got held back a year"

Oh no...

Oh HELL NO

Your vision turns red and your head snaps to the boy

Yachi is going pale

She's trying to hold you back

Thoughts and Prayers Yachi that ship has sailed ⛵

"What did you just say?"

Literally square off with that boy

You might be half his height but perfect high for a kick to the knees

"What" the boy with a death wish says

"What did you say about MY BOYFRIEND"

Now would be a good time for some intervention

Anyone 👀 ANYONE PLEASE 😳

Yachi is zero help 🙄 she just stares eirh her mouth open 😲

The boy does the legit worst thing he can do

He laughs at you...

At this moment in time, I'd like to take a second to send my thoughts and prayers to this boy 🙏🏻

Just kidding, mans deserves it

Attack YN

you get up in his face

Like you are small but your presence is FIERCE

Stand toe to toe with him and pull his shirt down so the mans eyes are level with yours

"I will repeat 'WHAT did you say about MY BOYFRIEND'."

By this time, people have noticed

You 👉🏻😠👊🏻👦🏻

Yachi👉🏻😲

Kiyoko and Suga 👉🏻😏😏

Tanaka and Noya 👉🏻😍😍

Daichi 👉🏻 🙄

Asahi👉🏻 😳 🏃‍♂️

At this point, the team is 🏃‍♂️ to you YN

Thank god the game is over

They won of course

Asahi reaches you first and starts panicking

"Uhhh-YN please don't commit a crime"

He tries to get you off your prey

Mans can try all he wants, you are out for blood

"Not until this worm apologizes to you"

Daichi rolls up "Down YN"

Suga is egging you on

Noya and Tanaka have flanked the guys friends and are ready for a brawl 👊🏻

Tsukki has his phone out

He wants this on video

You can't tell that him, Kunimi and Suna don't exchange videos

Yams is tending to Yachi who is still frozen

You still have a death grip on this guy

"Apologize NOW"

"I- uh I'm so sorry. I didn't mean anything"

Asahi is so confused by accepts the apologize because like you are rabid

Shove him off YN

Mans stumbles back into his friends and runs 🏃‍♂️ off

You turn and smile at the team 🤗

Legit 180

Everyone is confused because did that just happen 🤨

Kiss Asahi on the cheek 😘

"Let's go celebrate"

You actually skip off

The team just stares 😶

They have no clue what just happened

But that's ok

It's good to know their sweet bby Asahi is protected 🥰

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