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nic-is-the-worst · 2 months

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In Voyager season 4 episode 23 “Living Witness” an evil version of the ship/ crew is shown- here’s the main crew and how they are evil

Evil Janeway

-hot 🥵

-butch

- coolest mother fucker out there

-murder(but like she’s pretty so it’s fine)

-cool haircut

-starts the episode off w/ a cool line about how violence is chill

Evil Chakotay

-bad haircut

-cooler face tattoo

-physically attacks Tom(relatable king)

-exudes chump energy (love him for that)

Evil Harry Kim

-gay ❤️💖❤️💖❤️💖❤️

-great hair

-serving cunt

-still a mommas boy

-also attacks Tom after Chakotay does

-tortues someone(lots of homosexual tension)

Evil Doctor

-orbs

-somehow more monotone+sarcastic

-unhappy to be working w/ Voyager crew

Evil Tom Paris

-whore

-very bad at his job

-gets jumped(but he deserves it)

-chump energy(but like he always exudes that)

Evil Neelix

-no pep :(

-zero flavor

-but he insults Tom

-and he also attacks Tom

Evil Tuvok

-pretty much the same

-but like meaner (very funny)

-ALSO attacks Tom

Pic of crew jumping Tom 💖💖💖💖💖💖

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