14x03 commentary
A/N: NOW WITH @waywardbaby
14x03 “THE SCAR”
zeta: The intro finished. Hush
- not gonna lie.... I’m not excited for this. I’m still salty over the Micheal lasting 2 ep thing.
- THE BEARD JOKE JFC
zeta: it’s just a beard, Duck dynasty called.
- this was the cutest okay?!?!
- S: Well someone like Sam like that okay? you are just jealous.
zeta: Innocent child
-MMBLREGH! SHARING FEELINGS TIME
zeta: “Michael bailed”
Dean be lying
Sam be knowning
Sam: I know you are lying.
Dean: I know you know.
Sam: I know you know that I know
Dean: Isn’t it nice to be back?
- D “ aaaah it’s nice to be back h- *record scratch*
D : the fuck?!
zeta: Home?! Wtf . The shirt and the vest tho.
zeta: Chief?
zeta: Dad is back. Jack is happy
[ENTERS CASTIEL]
* audience whistle*
zeta: And there’s the happy husband
[COMMENCE THE STARING]
*audience awwwwing*
- D: still okay, I promise”
zeta : still okay
- S, J and C looking at each other : He’s lying
Us: he’s lying
- I’M SORRY....DID Y’ALL JUST LOSE THAT DAMAGED PERSON WITH SATANIC HEAVY LUGGAGE AND PTSD?!?
- C “why would Micheal just give up his vessel like that “
yeah...exactly....waiting for the weak ass explanation
- [ commence Dean’s face melting and feels cooking up]
zeta: Right
zeta: Oh hello
-welp there it is
zeta: Second scar. Tag your porn ffs
- that fucking scar is bullshit ok??
- D” yeah I can handle Cass that “
C “ Dean...”
D “ Cass...come on...hit me “ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
S “ i’m so tired “
zeta: drag it out of me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Can....can I just ...
YES GRIP THAT ARM TIGHT
..ok sorry *screams into a pillow*
- AAAANYWAY.... fucking Kaya huh?!
zeta : I need the other sherif tho
Zeta my god down girl
- AAAW CLAIRE
-This episode is Sam huh huhing
zeta : Petition for Sam to never shave off the beard
-aww that little push was cute like
S: Dude come on talk to mom#2
- DUN DUUUUN MONSTER CASE
- Cass doing his hunter backpack IS CLEANING MY SKIN, AND MY CROPS ARE THRIVING
- [enters Jack] ....oh no
- D: “ You are barely an 100 pounds soaking wet “ ... my EU ass :
- Jack : Damn I wish I went with my dad and got that laser sword tho
- D: “I didn’t mean to be a dick”
- THOSE ARE SOME GOOD AF EYELASHES EXTENSION I want mine done again *whines*
- Castiel’s hand.....BRUUUUUUUUUUUH GIMMIE
- “UUUH this might take a while .... you two...go bla bla bla I’ll catch up “
zeta: Both Dads on the same page
- Aww Dean driving how nice.
zeta: Hello, the roar of Baby
- “ Cass can handle it “
yes yes he can ...
- oh wait it the brother in the Impala so....FEELING TIME
- “I didn’t know if you were alive I- “ “I just need you to talk to me “
OOOOOH MY BABY LOOK AT HIS EYEEEEES JARED JFC
zeta: Give Sam a fucking hug. Somebody
- Jody looking like a snac tho
zeta: jODY SMILING JUST CURED MY ALLERGIES
-EXCUSE YOU JENSEN WHAT IS THAT , just kill me while you are at it Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ.
zeta: She likes the beard, in your face Dean
- “Claire is still.....Claire”
- Sam :
- That smug face OMG
-Dean is like....NO TIME WASTING KIDS
-jack WAT R U DOING YOUNG MAN YOU R ON THIN FUCKING ICE OKAY?
zeta: WTF is Jack doing?
me: being a terrible child
- Oh I love Castiel with books
- “Like sleeping beauty “ ..... ok your cute ass is forgiven for now.
zeta: like sleeping beauty,... seriously
zeta Are you going somewhere
- Please don’t ever cut Sam’s beard , it’s doing things to me. (lol zeta)
- ....and thing tied around Dean’s thigh are doing god’s work.
zeta: Those bow legs, Is this the time to mention the knife on Dean’s thigh?
( lol Zeta#2)
I should be commenting on the plot too sometimes ( lol who am I kidding right?). Anyway...I think Dean’s is remembering the place.
The directors are loving close ups.....and I’m definitely not complaining .
- Heads on a pike ....yikes.
zeta: what....Kaya?
- Kaya owning three hunter’s asses is life.
- aaaand that is not-Jensen landing on not-Jared. I mean....that’s a not-Jared belly.
zeta: those close ups give me life
- Castiel searching stuff around the bunker with his power ....can you imagine not having to look for the keys anymore??? 10/10 would marry.
- Marked “ Gross stuff” . Dean marked it I fucking swear.
zeta: gross stuff
zeta:” Is that your dad?” “one of them”
- Yo....Jack needs to stop breaking my heart.
- Ok even before finishing the ep I fucking new that damn pendant had something to do with the spell and shit
- YAS SAM IS SO SMART UUUUGH
- Bearded Bitchface yaaas
zeta: Sam just wants to punch him in the face
me... with love
...
I’m sorry I need to do this I’ve been laughing for hours
- me to Castiel : Speak Latin to me
- Well that didn’t work zeta: that didn’t go well
- “FIRST LOVE STRIKES QUICK “
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh heck yeak
zeta: I need Kaya’s coat
zeta: Right in the face
- Yeeeeah...Dean’s in that autopilot state that he was when Jack let them see Mary alive and being tortured.
- “....and weak “
zeta: Sassy. “you are much weaker£
Bitch the fuck
- Okay I know that SPN is not famous for the special effect and shit...but those prosthetics are wack
- “ ..you let her die “ .... why is jack testing me so much ?!?!?
zeta: poor baby jack
- Seeing Castiel feeling pain seeing his son in pain is giving me pain STAPH IT
-Yas Jack baby use that smart af brain your other dad gave you
- D: “We need to break her, right here right now”
Jody: Wha
D: “I’m gonna do whatever it takes”
mmmmm flashbacks and deja vu
- oooooh damn Dean mad is kinky tho , proofs follows:
- sorry I need to go change now.
zeta: the fucking close ups
--- I NEED A PAUSE OKAY?? ---
zeta: Holy fucking yes, clever baby jack
- LIKE....THAT PROUD DAD FACE CASTIEL IS WEARING IS ILLEGAL
zeta: Proud father
- [flashback] seee I told ya
- evil Kaya: “ You are scared...and you are weak “ oh boi
zeta: I’ve sensed you
- Michael with his damn hat and suit“ I’m here to make you an offer “
my italian ass :
[fight]
Micheal not using his friggin’ archangel’s powers with a...like...a kid
zeta: Yeah I should not like this so much
- Well that was underwhelming anyway ( still hot tho).
- Y’all I wanna see how they intent to explain all of * gesture* that.
- also that fight with the bad special effect teeth werewolf was disappointing ....I mean wow....ok.....
zeta: They are getting their ass kicked
- #stopbreakingJodysbones2k18
- Kaya yeeting out this bad writing is mood
zeta: she fucking bailed----or not
- JUST GiVE THEM THAT DAMN SPEAR
-” Dean Winchester you have nothing to apologize for” Jody is the better Mom
- “I just fear that I’ve already lost before I could even begin “.... wow ok thank Jody. Also I’ve read how someone saw Bobo’s mourning over wayward sisters and I AGREE *slams fists on the table with tears in my eyes*
zeta: just dreading those consequences
- “The mind of a hunter and the heart of a hunter “ *sobs* “Maybe we could go on a hunting trip “ ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS JFC CASTIEL YOU ABSOLUTE ANGEL DAD I CAN’T.
zeta: Cas smiling....rare
- Jack coughing “ I’m fine “
zeta: What is wrong with baby jack?
me : OH LOOK that’s another thing he got from his dads,
- D : “ You were right...”
S: wha
D:” I don’t want to look at it, what Micheal used me for” “ and it wasn’t a blink “
Oh FUCKING GREAT I KNEW IT
“I remember most of what Micheal did with me”
OH
“...drowning , and that I remember. I felt every second of it, clawing , fighting for air “
zeta: Drowning
FUCK
“ ...and it’s all on me man “
SAM:
JFC JARED you are killing me this season
zeta: If they kill Jack I’m rioting
- ......HMMMMMM WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ?!?!?
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WELP I’M TIRED , SAD AND AROUSED . So nothing new here right?
I DON’T KNOW WHO TO TAG, send an ask HERE if you want or a smoke signal, idk whatever I’m tired af.
TAGS: @supernatural-teamfreewillpage @destiel-honeypie @mariekoukie6661 @dragontamerm @closetspngirl
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