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hot-cocoa1032 · 15 days

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earth c dave: do u think i have rizz

karkat: WHAT

dave: rizz. do you think i have it

karkat: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

dave: uhh. rizz. like uh

dave: rizz is how you get the hoes but not like with money but with style

dave: like how u can talk to people and they like you

dave: which now that i think about it maybe i dont i dunno maybe we only talk to each other because of... all that

dave: like some fucked up little trauma bond

dave: like obviously me john rose and jade were already friends but would we like each other if it werent for all that?

karkat: UH.

dave: would me and terezi be friends?

karkat: DAVE.

dave: i mean i hope so shes cool as hell

karkat: DAVE.

dave: but maybe she wouldnt want anything to do with me outside of the game

karkat: YOU MEAN CHARISMA?

dave: what

karkat: RIZZ. CHARISMA.

dave: what

karkat: CHA"RIZZ"MA?

dave:

dave: oh.

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