Quite the blessing if you ask me!

Breakfast of champions

Excuse me while I just expand larger for a moment. .. Huh? No, it's not part of your car wash, it's just hot... .. Actually, forget your car, if you just wanna follow me inside.

Mmrngh.. That's better.. You wash ME first, how about? Then I'll get your car, for free.

The man-turned-slime was still forming. Still getting used to his body. It had unlimited potential. As big as he wanted. Any shape. Any size. He craved more. He loved the onlooking shock...

Oh no, it's the Gainz Guardian! He will let you pass, but you gotta pay tribute first.

Another Gains Guardian! This one guards the Maze of Gyms, where all the GOOD equipment is. What a fiend!

You know, those candy golems look like they're having fun. I should give it a shot myself.. Not bad, eh?.. Ngh, I can do better.

Not bad... I think I can push it after I absorb some of those other golems.

Much better...

The warm up to join that program was intense. To get ready for the BroDrone Squad, you had to train for months, and have all kinds of psyc evals. Once your training suit comes off and the real deal gets put on, it doesn't come off. You're your own person, sure, but your need to flex and grow and show off and grope and BE groped and be a party animal may override everything else! What a shame... Right? Nah.

Mnf. Liberating to just sit there and -grow-.

Like all my other servants and lackys, they come in a range of sizes and flavors, just like any good candy store should stock! Lick, lap and suckle them all you want. They are self-regenerating, as long as there is enough of them left.

May or may not be the enigmatic owner of Sizeworx himself!

Don't mind me, just absorbing and growing from some unknown material that makes you into an absurd hunk. I grow from it, and give it. Freely. Often!

A new batch of experiments!

My transmorphic goo can not only expand and change people, it can give rise to semi-autonomous beings as long as that substance can be affected by myself Like candy! Real mass. Real strength. Real power. Just so happens to also be made out of taffy. Give him a lick!

Careful, they tend to be kind of excitable and hyperactive...

Caught you 'mirin'

Sometimes I can take on a more defined shape for funsies.

I can pilot these robots myself - but they don't tend to hold their shape very long under the strain my immense form puts on them..

Not that YOU mind I'm sure.

Hey musclefreaks!

Not dead, just taking a little break. More MassWorks to come!