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#actually thats not true bc his existence means that i have to give all halflings American accents
nebulaeyedfish · 3 months
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Ladies if your man is
a halfling
a cowboy
a wizard
a dinosaur herder
a gambler
a bandit
an enemy of what amounts to fantasy olive garden/the mafia
is an owner of a bar/gambling hall that's the abandoned dining car of a fancy train he tried to hijack
unwillingly part of a team of adventurers sent to explore the mournland
balding
Thats not ur man thats Dusty "7'n2" Devilsprout
Tags: @swanofstorie @imflyingfish @raise-me-up-take-me-up
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