an au where buck and eddie keep passing hoover back and forth in increasingly absurd ways until they agree on joint custody which leads buck to make a joke about learning how to coparent to which eddie replies they already were coparenting?? which leads to buck moving in because he's not supposed to have a dog in his apartment and really that would make the coparenting of both the child and the dog easier anyway and then they adopt a cat that hates eddie and a lizard that's obsessed with chris and like 3 other animals before buck and eddie get their shit together and make out

new wttt headcanon that florida is into telenovelas and cali definitely loves kdramas- you can’t sway me otherwise

I saw someone do an OC Iceberg trend on TikTok so I figured to do one for Cara

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I went to miku expo 2 nights in a row..... i am going to sleep for ever now goodbye

cddh chapter 15.... WHEW

i dont think ppl on here talk about maisy enough. can we talk about maisy

can everoyen please post mmore maisy.

its pulsing her name in morse code😭🤭🤭

idk... Abby slamming you against the wall cus you were being bratty

༘˚⋆ 🐇｡⋆࿐.˚ abby slamming you anywhere will make you wanna shit your pants cause have you seen those muscles? like actually omg can you imagine pushing her to the point where she has to slam you against something…

you’d probably been working her nerves all day. you don’t know where you want to go to eat. you hate how there’s so many people at the mall. your legs hurt and you’re tired of running all these errands. the food at this place sucks. the waiter is flirting with abby and it’s pissing you off. she kicked your feet under the table. (she didn’t) she parked too far and now you have to walk alllll the way back to the car, ugh!

she’ll smile. tap her fingers against the steering wheel and try her best to accommodate you. whisper a tired, “i know baby, i know.” but you keep complaining. your negativity is clouding the perfect day out she had planned. then, when you finally get into the house, you can’t even get out “i hate this-“ before she’s grabbed you by the chin and pushed you up against the wall.

“the next thing that comes out of your mouth better be fucking positive.”

and your face is fixed into a devious smile as you choke out the words. “fucking positive.”

(you’re getting your bratty brains fucked out tonight.)

can you please write about ✂️ with Abby😳💖💖💖

oh my god. yes. [small drabble since im just starting back!!]

warnings: 18+ [MINORS AND MEN DNI], reader x abby, scissoring [duuuuhhhhh], short story w/ no background, no established relationship, rushed ending, idk what else atp.

despite popular belief, abby prefers scissoring. something about skin to skin contact with you, bumping your clits together vigorously, only focusing on your orgasms- it's intimate.

the first time you scissored her wasn't awkward at all; abby let you get on top, let you pick the pace, and guided you a little when you got tired. her care for you was something you never experienced before, something that made you 100x more comfortable with her.

"mmfuck- abby," you breathed in between kisses, your clothed pussy grinding against her pelvis, hands gripping at her toned biceps. her hands traveled up and down your sides, lifting up your oversized shirt and revealing your soaked panties. the room was hot, only noises heard was the heavy breathing and wet kisses shared between the two of you. her eyes, dark and heavy-lidded, stared into your soul.

"what's wrong, baby?" she asked, a hand travelling down to your hip, guiding you as you whimper helplessly. "what d'ya need?"

moments later, you two were in the middle of the living room, on the couch, heavily panting as the sound of wet squelches and skin slapping fill the room to the brim. sweaty bodies atop of each other, small moans leaving both of your mouths. "jus' like that, cmon," she moaned, one large hand on your hip, rocking you in just the right places. your head is fuzzy, no thoughts, no worries, just focusing on the feeling in between your thighs. one of your hands grip onto her leg, leaving a hand mark; the other holding onto the couch for dear life. "so fuckin' pretty," she whispers, a hand coming up to caress your tit. "say you've never done this before but-" her head tilts back, cutting her sentence off with a loud groan. she guides you to go faster, juices spreading all over your heat. your legs are getting weak, the feeling becoming overbearing as you reach your climax. "cumming already? fuck, you're perfect," she coos. all you can do is hold onto her while riding out your orgasm. she talks you through it, praising how good you are to her. "good girl.."

not soon after, she does the same, using your sensitive bud to get her off. you lean down and leave wet kisses all over her body, lipgloss marking your territory. her chest moves up and down as she comes to her senses, body still trembling from pleasure. "that was.." she starts, but she ends up just giggling, looking at you laying on her bare chest. her laugh is contagious, causing a small abruption of laughter in the room. you both lay there, feeling closer than ever.

a/n: yay no hiatus anymore! i hope i dont jinx that. anyway hope this was good and im excited to get back into writing :p!!

dear LORDDDDDDDDDD 🥵🥵🥵

thank u to buck buckley for giving me the courage to come out and say it:

i love math

“i lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship”

Chapters: 1/14 Fandom: Call of Duty (Video Games) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: "Tank" Dempsey/Original Character(s) Characters: "Tank" Dempsey, Cara Richtofen (OC), Edward Richtofen, Peter McCain, Ludvig Maxis, Nikolai Belinski, Takeo Masaki, Phoebe (Call of Duty), Abigail "Misty" Briarton, Ludvig Maxis's Assistant Sophia Additional Tags: Inspired by Stephen King, Alternate Universe - Werewolf, Alternate Universe - High School, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Heartache, They’re teens, Mentions of Other Call of Duty Characters, Rivalry, Breaking Up & Making Up, Slow Romance, Fluff and Angst, Adopted Sibling Relationship Summary:

The year is 1995 and Cara’s Family has moved to a quiet town of Millarville, Ohio. Having moved from Germany.

A quiet town with a shady past; rumors of supposed werewolf sightings. Cara doesn’t believe in such silly legends. Besides there couldn’t be a werewolf amongst the town folks…Could there?

I JUST REALIZED I INVERTED GRAHAMS HEADBAND COLORS ON THE RECENT POST I AM AAUUUGHJHHHHH

my mom yesterday told me that before i cut my hair i looked like meg from family guy and i don't think im.... ever gonna recover from that

GIRL DINNER!!!! GIRL DINNER!!! GIRLLL DINNER!!