#You must destroy the talisman and free the king from his ice prison! “Ok but do you do 401k matching?” | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

homoqueerjewhobbit · 8 months

Text

Actually, the best part of being a "chosen one" is you don't have to send in a resume and write a coverletter. A magical scroll or mysterious stranger or flock of ravens just show up and give it to you.

#I'd be so good at it too. You really want a boy adventurer when you could have a 35-year-old man who has a bit of sense and life experience?#and you don't have to worry about any of that “refusing the call” nonsense with me.#I'll quit my job and walk through any magical portal you show me #Most Yall don't know me actually but I was quite the adventurer during occupy. If i can handle riot cops I'm sure I can deal w a cave troll #magical girl #Chosen one #Fantasy tropes #Job hunting #post o' mine #You must destroy the talisman and free the king from his ice prison! “Ok but do you do 401k matching?”

208 notes · View notes