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tumbletownfanfiction · 6 months

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From Shay, sent by carrier pigeon.

Your interpretation of Dr. Shay D. Guy at prom.

Bonus points if you include who you think the date might be.

It seemed like a simple idea, at first.

Shay knew how to clone people, and he was a mad scientist.

All he had to do was make himself a prom date from scratch.

Or: Shay does science to get the ladies

“Just become alive already!” Shay screams at the goopy mixture in his beacon. It doesn’t. Shay throws it at the wall, wincing at the sound of glass breaking. He really should get some scientific help with his pesky teenage to young adult transition. “Noir is never going to let me hear the end of this…” The scientist growls, walking away from his evil experiment counter.

Noir is having a great time at prom, he’s going around and loudly interrupting couples, saying things like,

“You said you broke up with her!” Or, “You told me you weren’t dating him!” His personal favorite was, “All three of us are dating?! You both said I was the only one for you!”

He doesn’t cause problems. Noir would never. He chugs the punch and hijacks the speakers, playing baby shark at max volume until the staff starts to cry.

He wonders when his not brother Shay would show up, he’s already a while late. Shay is almost never late.

Then the door booms open. “Mere mortals with below average intelligence! Meet my beautiful date, Ladyname!” Shay yells proudly.

His date, presumably, leans closer and whispers something to him. He nods seriously before yelling again.

“I have been informed that Ladyname’s name is indeed Ladyname and she quite likes it!” The lady nods, something unnatural about the motion.

Shay grins at Noir, “And youuuuuuu said I couldn’t get a date for prom!”

Noir laughs, then points at (totally not smugly, he’s so far above that) the snack table. “Your “date” just swallowed our classmate whole.”

Shay clicks his mouth shut. After a few minutes, he shrugs. “She’s special?”

“And that’s why I was exiled from school and my truest love, Ladyname, ended up becoming an urban legend and the fear of many. Sometimes I can still see her bright red eyes and sharp teeth, hidden lovingly under her thick, multicolored hair.” Shay reminisces.

@doctor-shay-d-guy = Shay

@sirlordevil = Noir

#I had so many ideas for this one #there’s so many ways we could’ve gone-#Two of Sir’s henchpeople dress up in a trench coat and wig and tell their boss later (Noir teases Shay about it forever)#Maybe his true love could have been a classmate or something else #but the idea of his “date” unhinging her jaws and swallowing the entire prom seemed pretty funny

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