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asexual-angsty-writer · 4 months

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AU where LQG, for the sake of his shixiong, tries to spend a bit more time in the demon realm/interact because he believes his shixiong wants him to be more accustomed to them — thus be more accustomed to his annoying husband.

But it ends up being LQG accidentally integrates with the demons, forming the most unholy trio with MBJ and SHL (in-law, much to his distress), who get into all types of chaos.

Also; New annonymously posted Bingqiu centered series that adds the war-god as the third — which has LQG breaking down (Le Gamegrumps "I'm done, I'm fucking done") over it. SHL and MBJ are half between comforting him (in other words, fighting to forget) or basically making fun of him and the book-him.

#Crack AU #scum villian self saving system #Scum villain self saving system Crack AU #liu qingge #mobei jun #sha hualing #LiuMoHua friendship #who allowed them to be any type of friends #This is very much SQQ's fault for vague wording #BingLiuShen #Mingling #Moshang #Unholy crackheaded trio #This is what happens when you leave them alone and bored #They def deal with the Wife-plot/PlotPusher fallouts

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spearpointtranslations · 5 years

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MTXT novels body sharing aus

@lyridsca

I have considered a Wei Wuxian & Mo Xuanyu body sharing au. The problem is I only have vague ideas and no actual plot to bind anything together so I won’t write this anytime soon.

I love the Body Sharing trope whether it is adversarial, teamwork-like or both.

Just some mentions of favs/dynamics I’ve seen:

Eddie & Venom, Drake & Riot (Venom), Ling Yao & Greed (Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood), Demon King and Orchid (Demon King/The Parting of the Orchid and Cang), Ichigo and Hollow Ichigo (Bleach), Daisuke & Dark, Satoshi & Krad (DN Angel), Yugi and Atem (Yugioh)

Greedling (<3) and Symbrock are my favorite teamwork-type body sharing.

Hollow Ichigo & Ichigo and Demon King & Orchid are my favorite adversarial-type body sharing.

That being said, here’s my random ideas:

Wei Wuxian and Mo Xuanyu body sharing AU

-Mo Xuanyu was about to leave after the ritual but WWX does the spiritual equivalent of grabbing MXY’s ghost ankle so he gets dragged back in the body.

-WWX complains and informs LWJ that sharing body with MXY is like being aware a bed is only meant for one person but there’s two on it. But it’s WWX’s fault MXY is not long gone by now.

-LWJ constantly eats vinegar because MXY is carrying WWX’s soul, and has him locked up, and that’s what’s LWJ has basically wanted.

-It’s MXY’s body so he has more power than WWX does but not by much. WWX calls to MXY the landlord.

-MXY lends WWX his knowledge of Jin sect swordplay at some point. they have to use Jin and Jiang sect swordplay against Jin Ling, who also knows both...

-MXY has poor self-esteem and is generally negative while WWX is very confident and has a positive attitude, so he gives MXY pep talks.

-MXY can steal sensation away from WWX, like when WWX goes drinking, WWX drinks alot but doesn’t feel the slightest buzz because MXY is taking it all since he’s mad at WWX due to reasons. as a result his soul is super drunk and just to be petty WWX throws control of the body to MXY, so LWJ has to take care of a really drunk MXY.

-Wei Wuxian says they should keep their body sharing a secret but he is the one who accidentally says 我们 (We) to LWJ, in the phrase “we think you’re a handsome guy” and LWJ already knew something was off but WWX referred to himself as “we”, what the frick.

-WWX has been dead for a long time he’s missed a lot of sensation. what I mean is he wants to jerk off but MXY is like um, wtf, self-care is a personal thing, not generally done for others to see. there’s negotiations and stuff but when WWX is actually doing it (or they both are) he can tell MXY is thinking of LWJ, for some reason???

-WWX and MXY have different sleep schedules so there’s a period of time in the morning where WWX isn’t awake yet but MXY and LWJ already are and LWJ chooses this time to confront MXY and they talk about stuff.

Shen Yuan and Shen Qingqiu sharing a body AU

-a disaster, both of them are constantly fighting each other. right hand controlled by one fights the left hand controlled by the other. walking is even a chore at first. but SQQ can hear the system too and Shen Yuan lays the book’s plot on him so together they decide the way to avoid death is to become the best mentor ever and when LBH rules the world he’ll repay them with riches and binches (SQQ’s words).

-SY sometimes withdraws and doesn’t observe what’s going on or what SQQ is doing. SY usually voluntarily does this when SQQ announces he has to bathe. However, SY returned to consciousness earlier one time because he felt something was off and he becomes alert to SQQ trying to murder LBH.

SY: I thought you were bathing???

SQQ: I lied.

So SY has to brave being around even when SQQ is washing because he doesn’t trust him anymore. he has to be alert always.

-SQQ calls SY his significant other. SY thinks he’s joking and they don’t have the same definition. SQQ slowly falls for SY but interprets his own feelings for SY as annoyance and hatred (lmao).

-both SY and SQQ end up having no idea LBH fell for them but the moment LBH makes it clear to SQQ first, SQQ is like yeah, sure. he’s all mine. because he had been jealous of the description of LBH’s large harem and he wanted it gone, and it is because of this infatuation.

-SY and SQQ are separated at one point when SY gets his own plant body.

-uh, idk how tumblr’s bot filters work but,

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SQQ is not good at sharing. neither is LBH, but for SY they make exceptions.

they will have a 3p and i have detailed expectations of how it will go. seeing that SQQ and LBH are in a hatemance, SY says he’ll go rather than come between the two of them.

in english to “come” is the euphemism for 0rgasm but in chinese it is “go”. but anyway SY should have picked his words better because LBH says that’s a great idea, SY should “come“ between him and SQQ.

LBH gets inside of SY while SY is inside of SQQ (who did say he missed SY being inside of him so). and the activity’s pace is basically controlled by LBH because every time he thrusts into SY, the momentum sends SY’s hips snapping forward into SQQ. and SQQ calls SY’s name but SY is like ....bro, I’m not even doing any of the work here.

#scum villain #mdzs #mo xuanyu #body sharing #bingqiu #spearpoint scribbles

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