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englishsucks · 28 days

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Do you wanna know how long it took me to answer 11 questions?

It took 30 Damn minutes! Do you have any idea how much of a time that is? It's around 3 minutes per question. My avarage time on a question is 30 seconds! I am a fast and efficient reader, if I answer 10 questions with 30 seconds per question there's at most only 1 question wrong! But here I am with 4 wrong answers out of 11 questions with 3 minutes per every stupid question when there are way better questions to ask.

But no AP lang just decides that they are so Fucking better and makes these weird ass questions so that I can just waste my ridiculously precious and limited time on switching between 2 pages because AP lang decided to be so fucking different and original that they make 2 options literally copy and paste except for one word and both those words are the words that even Shakespeare wouldn't use or think of ever creating. And the worst part is that 3 options out of 5 are correct and the AP langs defence is that one is "more correct" or "Truer"

Are you shitting me? I don't have time for AP lang staff not being able to decide between themselves about a stupid question so that they put both statements on the test as an option and set correct option according to the status on which one that was less picked by the students.

I don't have time for you stupid Americans ask me for the umpteenth time about the freaking American Dream! I will die against American Dream even if you keep deducting points from me over and over again. If you don't want politics in your goddammed exams then don't put your goddammed politics into the exam.

I have a Biology project waiting for me to finish it but here I am reading a ridiculously small fronted text in a ridiculously long amount of time about a ridiculous subject just because AP lang has nothing better to do except torment.

You think I am done? You wish! This is what AP lang has done to me I am now a master at extenting my ridiculous sentences. Just like how AP lang chooses their articles to ask students with long ass sentences that is longer than my actual height.

Even with all these shits that they keep pulling AP lang also never changes. "Oh Yea just ask them about the Animal farm, The Great Gatsby" and if they do this for 2 years theyll just pull another shit that's called "American Dream + Slavery + Freedom + Some Random Writer that no one in the history ever heard of but let's just put one of their fans essay about them that from 18th century" and I am sick and tired of this them keep pulling this shit. I don't give fuck about Thomas Carlyle and his fanboy writing an essay on how we should worship this man.

I hate AP Lang

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