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cairavende · 7 months

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Worm Arc 9 thoughts:

Not enough of my daughter. Where is my baby girl? Though I do enjoy getting different PoVs. It'll work for a little bit.

Weld is neat. Didn't feel great about him at first but he grew on me. His scene with Vista made me love him. He's a good kid. (He should probably have learned Aegis, Gallant, and Browbeat's names before talking to the team the first time though)

On the note of that scene - THEY HAD A THERAPIST THIS ENTIRE TIME? The Wards had a therapist available to them and no one was having them see said therapist after 3 of their teammates died? Piggot is so bad at this.

Me reading Flechette's chapter with the aim of making her gay as I have done with everyone else: "Oh wow this is a really easy one!"

I wanted to see more of Parian sooo badly after I first saw her and I'm so fucking glad this is how I see her! Flechette and Parian are wonderful and I hope they get gay married and retire together.

Me saying that probably highly increases the chance that one of them dies in the future.

I'm very glad Flechette gave up on Shadow Stalker. I like Flechette and she shouldn't have to deal with that asshole.

I feel so bad for Clockblocker. He's just a kid and his dad is dying and that sucks. I wanna bake him some cookies or something.

The professor of that class was so clearly identifiable as "one of those professors". All "up until now you haven't had to think, but in Parahumans 103 you'll need to think and I'm not gonna baby you yada yada". It's still just a 100 level course dude, geeze. Get off your high horse.

Clockblocker and Vista are siblings and I love their dynamic.

Despite me feeling for these kids some, the second the Travelers started clowning on them I was enjoying the shit out of myself.

Fucking Trickster is just so much damn fun. His powers are cool and he really lives up to his name. I love him.

Glory Girl getting rocketed off into the sky by Ballistic had me in tears from laughter.

Kid Win has ADHD. I was sure Kid Win had ADHD before I even started on the Kid Win chapter where he says he has ADHD. Someone get this kid some Adderall. And some therapy for all that self doubt and imposter syndrome.

Kid Win also didn't even hesitate to illegally spy on Chariots personal computer by hacking into the wi-fi, so that doesn't give me great confidence in the Wards following rules. Or any heroes. I'm sure that won't ever come up again though.

These Slaughter House Nine guys I'm sure won't be a big deal. They won't do horrible things to hundreds of people. Gonna be taken care of by heroes off screen during the next arc. No worries at all!

Vista joined the team when she was 10? The superhero team that has to deal with death on a semi-regular basis and terrifying violence all the time. That team. She joined it when she was TEN?! Shitty system you guys have here!

Saved the best for last - SHADOW STALKER GETTING FUCKING MEMED ON BY MY WONDERFUL DAUGHTER! (And my daughters friends)

God I wasn't sure about her chapter at first. She is so mean and I didn't necessarily want to spend a long time in her head watching her be mean. But then my daughter showed up in a swarm of bugs and fucked up a bunch of Nazis and I knew everything was going to be ok.

The instant Shadow Stalker started to follow Skitter I knew she was gonna get fucking wrecked. I don't know why I knew, maybe I just know my daughter well enough. But no matter the reason I was so happy to watch it happen. Wasn't worried for Skitter at any moment cause I knew she was gonna bitch slap this asshole.

Just. Damn I fucking LOVE watching my daughter just be a goddess of bugs and go to town.

I could keep going about Shadow Stalker getting absolutely destroyed for who knows how long, so I'll just have to stop myself.

And we see a new person with the Undersiders, did Aisha get her powers? I'm so happy for her! I can't wait to see what they are.

Imp is a great name and it's kinda fucking bonkers it wasn't taken by somebody else already.

Did I mention Shadow Stalker getting clowned?

Cause she did.

Just completely baited and then my wonderful baby girl even got to tase her. I'm so happy for her. Sometimes a little violence is the answer.

#Worm #Worm Web Serial #Parahumans #Cairavende reads Worm #The Wards #Vista is baby #Flechette and Parian are always going to live a happy gay life in my head no matter what actually happens #Parian is too pure for this world #Shadow Stalker getting taken to FUCKING CLOWN TOWN #I love my wonderful bug daughter so much #Seriously though how bad can a group of villains call The Slaughterhouse Nine actually be?

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prt-razorfuck · 7 months

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To: Piggot_BigBossLady_Real

From: MissBoomstick (written down by the lovely Intern #682 with complete and total accuracy, no liberties were taken with the scary gun ladies words ;)

Director Piggot,

Ma'am, here is the report on the Ward's conduct today. I am just as displeased as you are that this has to be a daily thing. No, the department of Legal Cut-throats and Miscreants still has not cleared corporal punishment, nor would my administration have the effect you intend ma'am. Especially on some of the more... spirited wards.

Ahem. Returning to the subject at hand, the usual problem children (Shadow Stalker and Clockblocker) are both still on console duty due to the "flying desk chair and buzzsaw throwing" incident they pulled. We are still investigating just why Shadow Stalker was attacking the Hebert family porch, but rest assured we expect to sweep ot under the rug vis threat of lawsuit soon enough.

A surprise issue this morning (which you are of course already aware of but we must be formal about these things) was Aegis deciding he wanted to know what the fuel oil Armsmaster's suits use taste like. It took Panacea a full hour to fix him, and he wanted to have another taste afterwards, I had to personally confoam him. Armsmaster has been ordered to rework the formula to be less "horrifically acidic and addictive, a hundred thousand times worse than opium, what the fuck, Armsmaster" end quote. I also took the liberty of telling Dragon what he'd been up to, ma'am. Both men are quite cowed by their house arrest. I was nice enough to let the four play Monopoly, though it quickly turned violent.

She isn't a ward just yet, but Glory Girl was found high and raiding a grocery store around 1pm today. Luckily, her mother was around and could handle it. She's currently getting the grandmother of all lectures while she nurses the food coma resulting from a Brute refueling.

Vista... Well, I'm very proud of her, for one. She knew exactly what to do and did it perfectly, textbook example of pistol marksmanship. She fucking shot Kaiser in the balls. He didn't notice, thank God, and I got her disarmed and out of there, but we need to give her another "reasonable force" talk. Not me, you know I think it's a load of crap. I make all of the guns, it's my literal god given ri- excuse me. I get... Testy about the full use of my power and it's origin. Vista did keep the glock, for the record. We now have a spacetime breaking middle schooler with a gun on our hands.

Panacea: got caught cackling and watching zombie movies while doing something ghastly with frozen beef. Not anything Nilbog-like, cause I'd have capped the bitch right then and there, law bedamned. She likes to play with her food and shape her beef into dinosaurs and play with them like dolls. Ma'am, we desperately need a way to get that kid therapy. (AN: it's an AU Pan-Pan can work with dead material to a limited extent by puppetting it with growths of bacteria. Which she then eats. God, and I thought the goblin cum was bad)

Kid Win: is still not winning at life. Turned a toothbrush into a confoam grenade and "forgot" it in Calvert's office bathroom. He actually forgot it, I watched the security footage. It was stuck to his back when he helped Calvert carry some boxes into his office, but wasn't when he left after borrowing the bathroom. Still technically had to punish him by making him clean and sort his workshop. I gave Vista a power washer set on low to watch him and make sure it gets done.

The others were pretty bland. Gallant is still a rotting corpse that we apparently pay Panacea to puppet to bolster our ranks after the poor idiot met a grisly end. I'm not going to think about why the corpse is still dating Glory Girl. I'm not... Ma'am, we may need more than therapy for Panacea and Gallant. Am I still not allowed a flamethrower indoors?

#worm #worm rp #wormblr #the wards #new wave #Pan-Pan and GG are over 18 #no exact date in canon or otherwise #crack

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thatoneperson747 · 2 years

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Day 3 - PRECIOUS

The young Wards having fun 💜

Here's my crappy sketch as part of the Ranger Gathering! Hope you enjoy :)

#rangers apprentice #ranger's apprentice #ra fanart #will treaty #alyss mainwaring #jenny dalby #george carter #horace altman #the wards #ranger gathering 2022 #this looks so bad I'm sorry 😔

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taintedtowers · 1 year

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Whirlpool

#doatk #diary of a tourney kid #diary of a tourneykid #THE ELEPHANT #THE INTRUDER #THE WARDS #THE PORIFERA #whom's diary scribbles #queue can trust my judgement!#doatk-tober 2022

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soranatus · 8 months

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#ASDFGHJKL #that’s what I’ve been saying!#one piece #Opla #One Piece live action #OP live action #buggy #Buggy the clown #Buggy one piece #Buggy OP #jeff ward #OPLA cast #meme #funny

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rthko · 9 months

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"In 1984, a few years before his death, James Baldwin explained to an interviewer from the Village Voice that queers could see the precarity of heterosexuality, even as straights kept it hidden from themselves. 'The so-called straight person is no safer than I am, really. The terrors that homosexuals go through in this society would not be so great if society itself did not go through so many terrors it doesn't want to admit.'

As Baldwin saw it, it is not simply that straight people are suffering and in denial about it, but that heterosexual misery expresses itself through the projection of terror onto the homosexual. One way to think about this is that homophobia is the outward expression of heterosexual misery; a kind of subconscious jealous rage against the gendered and sexual possibilities that lie beyond the violence and disappointments of straight culture."

-Jane Ward, The Tragedy of Heterosexuality

#jane ward #james baldwin

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somerandomdudelmao · 23 days

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Part 2 :>

Ward just got a shapeshifter roommate ehehehehehhfjfjg~

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#marble sky #marble sky comic #Ward #Sculptor #the blurry voice Sculptor was talking with #i guess haha #Ward stop staring and ask their name I need to put it in the tags goddamn #Holly #their name is Holly haha

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sanjispudding · 8 months

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EVERYBODY SHUT UP NEW JEFF WARD BTS DROPPED

#one piece #opla #buggy the clown #one piece live action #jeff ward

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traffys · 7 months

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peter is BREATHTAKING bro… god that SMILE??

#peter gadiot #steven john ward #shanks #red haired shanks #dracule mihawk #mihawk #one piece #opla #one piece live action #one piece netflix #mishanks #*mine

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anthonysperkins · 7 months

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Francesco D'Macho and D.O. Raging Stallion’s Giants: Part One (2011) dir. Chris Ward and Steve Cruz

#Giants: Part One #Francesco D'Macho #D.O.#Dionisio #Dionisio Heiderscheid #Chris Ward #Steve Cruz #gay kiss #*#**#holesrus #gayedit

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mizua · 8 months

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#mass effect #mass effect 1 #the wards #jack wall #2007 #music #ost #soundtrack

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vyorei · 6 months

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Here's an amalgamation of news from the last 2 hours

Schools, hospitals, the one road civilians are fleeing down, NOTHING IS FUCKING SAFE.

WERE YOU ANGRY ABOUT AL-AHLI? WELL HERE, THERE'S FUCKING MORE. BRING THAT RAGE BACK AND START MAKING NOISE.

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devilfruitdyke · 1 year

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we need to destroy the idea that girls should wear makeup. normalize bare faces on prom queens and flower girls and cheerleaders. no products at all instead of '7 product simple makeup routine.' no more 10 step skincare and regular facials and dermablading and gua sha just to be comfortable with yr natural face. i want to see eye bags on the funny librarian and acne on the swim coach and wrinkles on all our adult role models. i want to see a 16 year old girl that has never tried putting on eyeshadow. i want to see a 7 year old girl who doesn't have to go out and buy powder for her dance recital. i want to see trans women and girls everywhere to never have to wear makeup, regardless of how well they 'pass.' no more 'contouring to look masc' either. a post-beauty industry world is possible

reblogs are on but if you bring up the stage makeup point that i have addressed three times yr blocked on sight ☹️

#this is me warding myself against the b arbie m ovie shitstorm. </3 #too many teenage girls have had 'bimbo feminist' thrust upon them by the attention economy + consumer-feminist culture #its ok to just be fucking lame. like you can still be fem/me and stuff while doing it #there is a world where you can feel comfortable in yrself even if you arent Aesthetic #the makeup industry is trying to hinder this tho #plus i saw that post thats like. 'the reason we see a lot of casual pseudo-gender-essentialist and choice feminism rhetoric...#... is because we have fewer posts now that have basic feminist messages'#that resonated so i am the change i want to see in the world #i wanna try and make a r iot g rrrl masterpost for anyone getting into that side of things later so lmk if you want to see it

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beif0ngs · 8 months

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