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Sarah: *comes back to dad’s house for the weekly family dinner to find pandemonium after dad got back from his trip to Boston yesterday*

Tommy: No, no, babe, it was my fault, I scared her, really, it’s my fault, she was just scared- *getting his hand bandaged by an annoyed looking Maria*

Maria: She’s adorable but completely feral, Tommy, you can’t move like that around her.

Tommy: I know, I just got the stupidest urge to brush her hair.

Joel: *halfway under a table while cooing and holding out a small plate of food to the unseen menace in the house* It’s okay, babygirl, he’s sorry for scaring you, they don’t blame you for biting.

Unseen Menace: *hissing*

Sarah: …lmao… *moves so she can see what pathetic cat Joel brought home while Tess was out this time, is shocked to find herself face to face with a small teen girl* …what the fuck, Dad?

Joel: *knocks his head on the table while backing out from under it, grunts, leaves the plate of food and looks at Sarah* Hey, sweetheart! Um… this is… your new sister, Ellie?

Sarah: Oh? Where did you find her?

Joel: …an abandoned building. Don’t worry we got her checked for rabies she’s fine. Just. Feral.

Ellie: *steals the plate of food and retreats further under the table*

Joel: Hmmm. Tommy got here early and Tess is still at work, she got scared. She’ll be fine.

Sarah: Amazing. I love her already.

Joel: That’s what Tommy said before he tried to brush her hair. She’s so sweet, when it’s just me or Tess, I promise.

Sarah: I’m sold already, I’m gonna tame her. She’s perfect. I’ve always wanted a feral baby sister. This is the best present ever.

Joel: Delightful. Hear that, babygirl? You got a whole family who loves you even when you’re biting.

Ellie: *looks awed at awesome new family but still comfy in her hidey hole*

Joel: *gets her a blanket, pillow and some snacks so she can hide all night if she needs it*

Ellie: *happy soft girl noises while Joel gives her a kiss before leaving her to cuddle while Sarah tries to bond with her, likes it here*

#the last of us #sarah miller #joel miller #tommy miller #ellie williams #and by an abandoned building I mean a crack house lmao #she’s a little messed up and twitchy but she’s obsessed with the new man who gives her things when she needs them it’s wild #also Tess but that’s cause Tess is very mommy shaped and gives loves and cuddles to her new girl #Tess is genuinely so excited to be a girlmom #Tommy is also obsessed and WILL tame that child thanks he deserves a cuddle from the new baby #incorrect tlou #incorrect tlou quotes

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