DRUNK HAIKYUU BOYS  -» scenarios -» ft. kuroo, oikawa, akaashi, kenma

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»—KUROO

Having an arm snaked around you, he nuzzled his face on your cheek and pressed two kisses. Then, he whispered against your ear. “D’you know...that there are five states of matter?” You sighed and answered back, “There are only four. Geez, you’re super drunk.” Kuroo laughed and ticked his tongue, tsk tsk tsk. “There are five, Y/N. Let me educate you.” You pinched your eyebrows together. You didn’t really like the ring of it, not at all. It’s stupid but you’re so fired up to debate with your drunk boyfriend. “There’s four Kuroo Tetsurou. It’s solid, liquid, gas and plasma. Four.” He shook his head in disagreement. “You’re forgetting what matters the most...” he leaned his head against yours, “...you.” He laughed at his own pick up while you were left with a flat expression 😑 

»—OIKAWA

“Y/N-chan!!!” He jumped on you as soon as he saw you. He’s flushed and clingy. He’s drunk and you feared for the worst, honestly. He rubbed his face on the crook of your neck. “Mhmmmm~” He cooed. “Don’t sleep here, baby.” You assisted his arm around your shoulder and helped him balance himself as you walked back home. Much to your dismay, you heard him humming. Oh my god. You braced yourself, because you’d sure die of second-hand embarrassment any moment. Here we go again. Twirling his index finger like it’s a musical baton, he began belting, “Don’t cry for me, Argentina~ la la la I never left you~” Noooo! Tooru, nooo! “Stahp. Just stahp it, Tooru! People are looking at us.” You whispered in frustration. He awfully made the song sound like a hymn in a funeral service! “I never expected it tooo~ Don’t cry for me, Argentina! La la la~ Sing with me, my love. C’mon! Let’s make Madonna proud.” Nooo, just nooo. You’re already putting her to shame including the whole Argentina! You kept bowing your head to the passersby mildly showing your apologies. Just... goodness. You gotta get home quick. 

»—AKAASHI

“Your eyes glisten like galaxy filled with stars, do you know that?” He mumbled looking up at you as he rested his head on your chest. He’s totally drunk. The poetic kind of drunk. “I can’t even compare thee to a summer’s day. You are springtime blossoming right after the cold of winter.” You bit your lip stifling your chuckle as you twiddled your fingers on his hair. He hugged you tighter and curled up next to you. “There’s just no words nor poetry that could describe how much dear you are to me, princess. Everytime I try to convey my feelings for you they fall off like puzzle pieces from my lips that I ended up tongue-tied and unable speak.” You paused for a while. Did you just hear him right? Unexpectedly, it felt like your heart stopped beating. Hearing this from him made your chest feeling like exploding. “You don’t have to say anything, love.” Just stay right here beside me; it’s more than enough. You thought as you hugged him tighter and treasure this very moment he’s within your reach and so close to you. 

»—KENMA

"Kyan kyan, get up!” You demanded as you dragged him across your bedroom. There he was, curled into a ball all laid on the floor. He didn’t even move an inch and just kept on murmuring complaints about Kuroo and his other previous teammates. You slumped your shoulders. “You should sleep on the bed. It’s cold here.” He just let out a defiant whimper in response. “Kenma, let’s go to bed. You’re just drunk.” And, he protested, “No, I’m not!” You sat beside him and poked his cheek. “Yes, you are!” Hmph! “’M not!” You sighed and kept on poking his cheek. “You are, you are, you are,” until, he surprisingly got and held your finger in between his teeth. “Ow! What are you-what are you doing? Kenma?” You wiggled your finger out. He grunted and just stared at you with knitted brows. You surrendered, at least for now. “Fine, at least just stay with me instead of the cold floor.” You opened your arms and invited him in. Without a word, he moved and rested inside your arms while you cradled him to sleep. He murmured non-sensical stuff in his sleep which made you chuckle, while you sighed at the sight of him so peaceful and comfortable in your arms. 

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A/N: Apparently, there's a 5th state of matter! Thanks to one of my anons who informed me.  It's Bose-Einstein condensate. Guess, Kuroo was right after all.  Here's the link!

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