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RELATIONSHIPS — TALK ABOUT THE MUSE

NAME: Zolf J. Kimbley

ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: I don’t even really know, he likes other awful people and monsters, and he’s also kinda gay so. Take away what you will from that. :|

PREFERRED PET NAMES: He honestly doesn’t really react to being called pet names, but he can always appreciate those who put a little creativity into coming up with something unique and on-brand for him. And he himself often enjoys using specialized pet names---even for those he isn’t romantic with---because that’s just How He Is. Bonus is that they’ll always be said kind of sarcastically.

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Depends on the verse, but he’s multiship. Tbh tho you’d be a fool to attempt loving this bastard.

FAVOURITE CANON SHIP: While I totally respect the Archer/Kimbley shippers, Greed/Kimbley is the ship for me. It’s just.. grade A monster steak and his nasty alchemist henchman??? Uhm?? Aesthetic???

FAVOURITE NON-CANON SHIP: Any ships I get are my faves jsjs.

OPINION ON TRUE LOVE: It could be a thing, but it’s definitely not for him.

OPINION ON LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: All chemicals, my dear.

HOW ROMANTIC ARE THEY?: Kimbley goes from 0 to 100 on the “romance” scale with no in-between. He either feels completely detached, or an insanely possessive, covetous monster bent on keeping someone all to himself. No, it’s not healthy, but did I ever say Kimbley wasn’t a psychopath??

IDEAL PHYSICAL TRAITS: He’s honestly really shallow when it comes to normal human traits, I hate to tell ya. He likes handsomely/beautifully structured bodies he can really dig into, though I will say, as far as having preferences for like, hair or eye color, that doesn’t really matter much. But when it comes to monsters? The more grotesque, the better. Give him teeth and claws and Eldritch nastiness.

IDEAL PERSONALITY TRAITS: When it comes to folks he wants to generally spend his time with and will respect, rather than straight up manipulate, they need to be... maybe not as smart as himself, given his level of intelligence, but he needs them to be just as crafty and cunning. Folks who are willing to be dangerous and risky. They have to know who they are and be confident in where they stand in life. And they need to accept him for what he is---maybe not fully understand him, but know that he’s not going to be an easily-contained beast. Ultimately, he needs a partner that is capable of thrilling him, chilling him, fulfilling him. Yknow, that whole Rocky Horror Song.

UNATTRACTIVE PHYSICAL TRAITS: People who just don’t take care of themselves are at the top of the list. Really, he doesn’t tend to consciously register something that’s “unattractive”---he’ll just kinda be indifferent towards certain people.

UNATTRACTIVE PERSONALITY TRAITS: Stupidity, gullibility, no commitment to who they are, those who sacrifice themselves over silly causes. He’s repelled by sweet, empathetic souls---and will probably do all he can to manipulate them for his own amusement.

IDEAL DATE: Murder night. :^) Or, if they wanna be lowkey, maybe just committing some crimes in the darkness and then engaging further in some dirty deeds to celebrate their debauchery.

DO THEY HAVE A TYPE?: Beefy monsters. 8^)

AVERAGE RELATIONSHIP LENGTH: Up until his time at the Nest, he’s never been in what could qualify as a “relationship.” It’s all been one night stands ending in gruesome death.

PREFERRED NON-SEXUAL INTIMACY: Might sound weird, but if he finally ever gets to a point of being comfortable with someone, just being able to enjoy silence with someone. Where they can both tend to their own business or hobbies without it seeming like they have to be all in each other’s personal space. Existing, quietly, with someone, in-between all the reckless behavior---he’d enjoy that.

COMMITMENT LEVEL: :|

OPINION OF PUBLIC AFFECTION: He’s typically about keeping things under wraps---unless getting all PDA will get under someone’s skin. Then he’ll be obnoxious about it. Also he has a kink for being naughty in public and getting a thrill from almost being caught but shh you didn’t hear it from me.

PAST RELATIONSHIPS?: Not applicable---and probably for the best.

#headcanons

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