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jdms-flat-ass · 25 days

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JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN The Good Wife... he's so papi fr

#jeffrey dean morgan #jdm #jdmorgan #my dilf gifs #dilfsource #papi wanna see a trick thats worth it?#jason crouse #the good wife

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izaack-gauss · 21 days

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My dad's here, don't be weird please.

OOC: here's a more better picture

Isaac Gauss

Retired / Works at the clean up crew (lil gig)

Visits Izaack or McLooy (they're friends since adolescent years)

#thats not my neighbor #izaack gauss #tnmn rp #tnmn oc #DILF /ooc

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clarulitas · 4 days

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DICK VAN DYKE — Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968) dir. Ken Hughes

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stupidheadwisp · 25 days

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how are we feeing francis simps

#francis mosses #that's not my neighbor #thats not my neighbor #milkman #omg francis dilf canon #I cant believe this guy canonically got laid #Ig he really did leave for milk

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poppy-metal · 10 months

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miguel o hara is a threat to feminism i need to be his housewife i need to make him breakfast and help him with his tie and his cufflinks and hand him a briefcase and bat my eyes and say aren’t you forgetting something? when he’s halfway out the door but instead of giving me a goodbye kiss he tells me to open up and he spits in my mouth. it’s a necessity.

the spit took me by suprise just standing on tippy toes bc u want a smooch and miguel just grabs ur jaw and squishes until your lips purse and just. spits. in your mouth. gives you a pat on the cheek before hes off to do smart people tasks.

#ask #thats my husband my dilf my home

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staticart · 3 months

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I have revamped my living skulduggery design once again

Pretty. Boy.

#art #myart #skulduggery pleasant #skulduggery pleasant art #he's a dilf edging on gilf in modern day #not quite a silver fox but getting there #ignore the teeth colour it looked white on my laptop moniter #statics art #acc you know what? hes a chronic chainsmoker thats why the teeth are like that /j

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theotherhappyplace · 4 months

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It gives me such a jump scare when I see one of my tweets screencapped on here in the wild with like 250k likes. Y'all are enthusiastic about my particular brand of bullshit

#im otherhappyplace on twitter #and i feel like my twitter is more popular on tumblr than my tumblr is but thats okay #hey neighbor would you like some centipede dilf?#no? how about some clown ass?#im sure i have something here

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vmalfoy · 5 months

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and I'd do it again too

#jason isaacs #fangirl antics #spotify wrapped #daddy af #thats daddy #old men make me weak #dilf hunting is my pro sport #foaming at the fucking mouth

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pandoratheprocrasticreator · 7 months

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yakou furio's character is so tragic to me. i wanna meme about how they used the fridged wife trope but other than that it's like. he lost his family and later all of his coworkers and just. existed alone for years.

looking at the state the submarine and especially his bedroom was in, with everything being a mess and all the cigarette butts in his bed, yakou was clearly depressed. he wouldn't even take on any interesting cases to fulfill his passion as a detective because he was so afraid of the peacekeepers. instead he just kept his head down. surviving but not actually living.

and then he finally gets some new detectives to work at his agency and the first thing he can do is fail to save most of them from dying horribly. but the five that yakou did manage to save latch onto him and he starts getting into a leader role! even if his new coworkers are all rowdy and get into trouble they still respect him as a leader and look up to him.

the detectives keep picking fights with the peacekeepers that yakou has been trying so hard to dodge. and usually the resolution is kind of messed up because the victims die but the detectives prove themselves capable of handling the peacekeepers! they're helping people! for the first time in a while, yakou comes toe to toe with peacekeepers willingly, to help his new friends. he realizes that he is able to stand up against amaterasu corp, with the help of the others.

but by the time he realizes this, the stage has already been set. the letter from yomi turned his grief into anger and a thirst for vengeance. although yomi gave him the information and opportunity, yakou was ultimately the one who chose to murder the man who murdered his wife.

yakou has already rebuilt his life after his wife's death. the detectives at his agency look up to him and he would do anything for them. it would never be the same as the life he had with his wife but yakou had the chance to turn over a new leaf with a new found family who cares about him.

but instead, yakou plans a murder. he needs to die, over and over, in order to access the man he wants to kill and he accepts it. he needs to trick two kids, who look up to him and who he cares for, into becoming his accomplices to the murder and he accepts it. in the wake of forcing his detectives to witness his murder, he needs leave them in a lab filled with peacekeepers who want to kill them and he accepts it.

and it's not that he doesn't care about his detectives. yuma and halara disobeyed his orders and assaulted several peacekeepers, and he was willing to be arrested himself before throwing his employees under the bus. yuma and fubuki were implicated in terrorism and yakou and the others solve the case for them, then prepare to fight an army of peacekeepers to protect yuma.

for his murder plan, yakou only needs desuhiko and fubuki's powers. but he brings halara and vivia along as well because they would be able to protect the two younger detectives and fight their way out of the lab after yakou dies. he enacts his plan on a day that yuma wasn't around because he won't be able to help fight peacekeepers, so it's better to just keep him out of this mess. he covers up his murder-suicide to protect his detective's feelings, but also because they would be implicated as his accomplices if his plan was revealed.

and yakou probably expected that the other detectives would be fine. if they'd left him behind to die, the other detectives probably would have been able to either fight their way out or hide out in the lab a bit longer and figured out a good plan to escape. if yakou had his way, he would have gotten his revenge and his detectives would have gone home grief-stricken, but unharmed and forever unaware of their roles in his death.

but yakou doesn't account for the fact that the other detectives would try to save his life. yuma doesn't run after the hitman and escape the peacekeepers, he stays behind to beg yomi to help yakou. fubuki uses up all her energy to rewind time to try to prevent yakou's death instead of helping the others escape the lab. halara, vivia, and desuhiko not only have to fight off peacekeepers, but they also have to carry yakou to a hiding spot to give first aid. and instead of calmly planning their next move, everyone is desperate to solve the case so there would be any chance of getting yakou to a hospital as quickly as possible.

one major theme of rain code is that despite tragedies that may have happened in the past, people can work together with those they care about to live a better life in the future. and yakou could have had that. his wife's death should have stayed in the past, and he should have continued to mentor the other detectives, solving mysteries together and enjoying each other's companies.

but yakou couldn't let the past stay in the past. he had every chance to not go through with his murder. he has new people he loves, but he manipulates them and puts them in danger in order to get back at the person who killed the last person he loved. his victory was a pyrrhic one. he got his revenge but in return, he destroyed himself and his detectives' trust in him. he enjoyed his revenge momentarily before dying and leaving his new family, who he used their love and trust for him to his advantage, to pick up the pieces.

yakou furio had lost everything in the past. but in trying to pursue it he destroyed everything he had in the present. that's the tragedy of his character to me.

#shut up pandora #rain code #master detective archives: rain code #yakou furio #character analysis #yakou is one of my favorite characters btw #hes a good person at his core though he fucked up #but also you dont have to be a good person to be a really good character which i think he is #this is @ ppl in youtube comments slamming on yakou for being stupid in chapter 4 btw #like thats the point #thats whats good about his character #would you have preferred if he were JUST a fun dad who gets fridged #thats fucking boring #we do nuance in this household and by household i mean my personal blog #but also what he did was pretty fucked up especially for the kids that he actually got involved #vivia was screaming crying throwing up bc it was a vivia chapter but i wanna see what fubuki's reaction was to the whole thing #bc man is she never gonna want to use her forte again #tragic anime dilfs will scar their kids for life in an elaborate and painful murder suicide instead of going to therapy #i like to acknowledge both sides of characters in general #but yeah while yakou was a really good mentor for the others at the agency and definitely loved them all very much #he put his want for revenge over his love for his found family #and died before he could reconcile to said found family about it

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lawsvalentine · 1 year

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His face card never declines 😮‍💨

#likeeeee if we talkin FINEST….#he definitely one of the contestants 😗😗#thats my dilf 🤞🏽

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tontalunar · 4 months

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Messy sketch of how I imagine Frank and Rick as older goofs

In my style... in case that wasn't obvious 😭 idk

Thanks for looking at my doodle here's Ed Showeren

#spooky month #spooky month rick hedony #love my slay dilfs #spooky month rick #spooky month fanart #spooky month frank #spookymonth tiredvan #kiiinda hate how they came out ♥ but thats okay #tontalunar’s art

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jdms-flat-ass · 5 months

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MATTHEW GOODE in The Crown | I can only take so much of this 💀🤡

#my dilf gifs #my zaddy gifs #matthew goode #the crown #imagining that im sitting on his lap 😮‍💨#when I tell you I ASCENDED #thats so HOT #IM LITERALLY SWEATING WATCHING HIM SMOKE

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positivityjediprince · 1 year

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Force Ghost Anakin watching Luke sleep with a long line of older (mostly moustached) men: "....yeah this is my fault"

#then luke marries a literal dilf #he has daddy issues and thats valid but anakin is suffering cause he has to literally see it unfold now #i had this in my drafts and was like ....truth #luke skywalker #anakin skywalker #dinluke #din djarin #and more lmaooo #so dumb im sorry

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noisolpxe · 4 months

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RESEARCH / STUDY SESSION

#juicebox art #oddities of rosewood #how have i never posted this before #this was one of my thesis pieces - wasnt chosen for the thesis show but thats ok #im very proud of it anyways #also its the only piece i did that very evidently featured gabriel in it who is the main antagonist #gabriel is great he's the mentor character & an eighth grade math teacher. and also the literal antichrist and hates it so bad #also he's a dilf #anyways #enjoy :)

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lindenattic · 10 months

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anthony green (+ frank iero) playing with ls dunes at sad summer fest, clearwater FL, july 7 2023. from @ratsofvalentine on twitter

#anthony green #frank iero #ls dunes #lsdunessad #lsdunesarchive #HAPPY FRANTHONY FRIDAY EVERYONE #070723 #post hardcore dilf supergroup #lsdunessad2 #< idk if thats a tag .... but it cant hurt #AS MY MUTUAL HAS POINTED OUT: THIS ALSO FEATURES #JAMES BOWMAN

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fishedeyelenz · 10 months

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Anyways... Dilf Brahms Heelshire

The porcelain mask broke a long time ago, and he has made a paper mache mask for himself instead (a la concept art), still in a psych ward somewhere in Canada (how did he get to Canada? good question... *runs away*)

#look will probably be tweaked in the future #but im happy with this for now #i tried to make him look like he has thining hair but idk if that worked #oh well #dilf brahms heelshire #yes thats a tag now #brahms heelshire #dilf billy lenz #my art

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