Sleepover Saturday! Top 5 of your own original blorbos?

THIS IS A V HARD QUESTION [sweats]

book blorbo:

dinara - shes a bitter, mean, middle aged jewish lesbian who was a Former Chosen One who kind of like. spectacularly failed at it and due to the repercussions of that was trapped for like 30 years in magical isolation until the new chosen one (the protag!) came and got tricked into breaking her curse. shes really fun for me to write because she simply has No Filter around the middle grade aged heroes and also has a ~Messy~ relationship with the protag's mentor whos her grandmother

npc blorbos:

hawk shook - okay calling myself out w this one but. simply spend so much time rotating hawk in my head. he is trying so so hard but is just Not Good at things. really wants nothing more than to protect and provide for his family and be a good big brother but he's so DumbTM and MessyTM. he's Smart but is also Stupid but is the kind of stupid that like. isn't from being not smart its from making bad choices due to desperation and self destruction and thats very fun for me <33 also his actual name is jason harris shook which i find very funny for no reason

sheriff lizzie - she <3333 lizzie is so fun for me because while she's very restrained and stoic 95% of the time its only because she can recognize her own Chronic Messy Bitch Disease and is constantly like. reign it in girl. and only succeeds some of the time. last game the players found out shes part shifter and has been hiding it due to Potential Scandal as well as that she's in love with our bard but hasn't done anything about it because the bard is married

pc blorbos:

erley ryzer - realizing how many of my fave blorbos are Messy And Bad At ExistingTM but. erley is simply such a fucked up lil guy cause their dad is a famous war criminal who raised them in a exile military cult and forced them to become a barbarian through abuse, then they got kidnapped by a goddess and put in magical isolation until they BrokeTM and got rehabilitated by her followers and then finally agreed to be her paladin but then we found out (erley did not <3) that the goddess only took them in the first place to fuck with their dad and not actually because she cared about them at all. theyre So Extremely Loyal but are simply not good at deciding who they should be loyal to so theyre kind of following people around like a sad little duckling occasionally pissing off the party by committing small war crimes they think are normal or healing enemies they consider family members. i think theyre FINALLY in a better place with the party but wooooo was this sad sad lil cowboi in the doghouse for such a long time. oh yeah theyre also a cowboy and talk with a southern accent to try and disguise their home country since. the country they live in just finished like a 100 year war with them. also theyre dyslexic! as a treat! so thats why their name is spelled like that lol

bo dawson - SAD BOY HOURS EXCLUSIVELY. bo is not MessyTM but he makes up for that in Extra SadTM because his mom blamed him for a crime she committed so he spent like 8 years in juvie as a kid and he's just big sad doe eyes all the time. he just got to re-meet his dad again for the first time since he was a toddler (who im. obsessed with. bubba dawson rights) and found out he has a foster sister whos the bio child of the middle aged librarian man he was hired to protect who's become a father figure to him, because @beatricexbenedick said its sad bi dad romance time and i simply havent been able to think about anything else since. bo is very fun for me because he does very big damage and literally doesnt use a weapon because he Just Punches That Good. which is hilarious but also Sad because his mom was a boxer and thats why he learned to fight <33 p much with bo its like if i cant make someone wail in anguish was it even a successful bo scene. he must simply be So So Sad

Juliette! It's such a pretty name, I have to pick it 🍓😊🥰

aww thank you <3333

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im what the cool kids call a Procrastinator so thank u @schofielded for the tag ilY B <3333

Name: Baylie

Nickname: Baylard

Favorite music/bands: Les Friction, The Oh Hellos, U2, and The Rigs are bands I tend to BIG MOOD. Generally speaking the most cursed genre of music I love is what I’d call “epic trailer music” which usually involves edgy covers of other songs, but I also really love symphony music that falls into that category as well and sounds a bit more Original. I also love 80′s music a lot.

Other blogs: @/baylardian-1 (Art blog), @/spookyflukey (X Files blog), @/schratfield (1917 blog)

Do you get asks? Very Rarely here, I wish my fandom blogs got more :/// I’m very greedy and unproductive, it’s a horrible, unrewarding combination lmao.

How many blogs do you follow? 428 YIKES!!!!!! I cleaned it out after The Purge but I might need to do it again. I forget who people are 90% of the time. 

Tumblr crushes: I love all the nice people I’ve met in the 1917 fandom I’m not gonna heckign tag everyone but Silven, Skip, Fanny, Laura, Breanna, Juliette, Scott, Cath, Hazel, Angela, Parker. Other people I’ve met here and still love likely from the X Files fandom like Sav and Botan... I met one of my closest friends Chris on here through X Files too ahOOOO;; <333333

Lucky number: 3

What are you wearing right now? (Surprisingly Not my usual Bigfoot jammies and Bigfoot sweatshirt attire) Bye Bye Birdie t-shirt and jammy pants. .u.

Dream vacation spot: Really kinda bland and shows how little I’ve traveled but I seriously crave nothing more than driving through endless prairies and forests in Montana. I get so much inspiration for my art and ideas when I’m out there I really just love to Vibe. 

Favorite food: This is always such a hard question for me but my love of just plain, gluten free rice cakes has lasted 2 decades of my life without dissipating. 

Drink of choice: Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb or Chai Tea or a Bailey’s Milkshake because I’m a lightweight and you can’t get me to drink anything stronger. B)

Instruments: Alto saxophone <3333 His name is Jeffry and he is my son.

Celebrity crush: The current one is definitely George Mackay, but past ones have included Edward Norton, Kevin Costner (Don’t @ me that man is still cute in his old age), and Ben Browder.

Random fact: My most favorited deviation on DA is an MLP Next Gen dump of Rarity x Capper (Who’s a furry). It has implied transformation in it and is Very Hetero. I don’t know why but I kinda Know Why. 

Favorite ecosystem: I just like deserts bro.

Favorite cat: Mine. :) I do love Birmans though. 

(If you were mentioned pretend you were tagged.

Love, Baylie.)

Hey! I've been reading through your masterlist. I'm Rae and have been a fan of Kpop since about 2007? I'm 27 now and remember being really excited about Shinee debuting because the members where close to my age. Minho being 3 weeks older than me. And for once the youngest member was younger than me. I remember the debate about what Shinee's fans would be called. I've never been to a show. T.T

Hey Rae! You’ve been a fan for so long!! I got into kpop/SHINee Juliette era and I haven’t left since! That would be awesome to be close in age to SHINee, especially Minho! I’m three years older than Jinki so sadly even from the beginning I didn’t have a lot of luck with idols being older than me! I cherish being able to think of idols like SHINHWA, some of Super Junior and some of DBSK being older than me hahah! Wow, that’s awesome that you remember the fanname debate. I was surprised when we were named Shawol but I love identifying myself as one

Me neither about concerts, at least not for SHINee :( I saw B.A.P in concert back in 2016 - it was the best time of my life, but also something I hugely regret. Being partially disabled, I didn’t think I would have been able to stand in the VIP section, but now, I wish nothing more than having bought VIP tickets to have met them! Sadly here in New Zealand we have a lot of idols visit to do CFs or use our country’s natural beauty for backdrops to shows/MVs butttt concerts have been pretty limited since B.A.P. One day I’ll see another kpop act live! 

Thanks for dropping by to leave me this message and for taking the time to read my content, it means so much to me!

Bias name playlist🐝🐝

I was tagged by @luci-is-a-devil- thank youuu <3333

Honestly the reason I took so long to get to this was because I had to figure out which bias to use....

Y- Young (Baekhyun & Loco)

A- All of my life (Park Won)

N- Nanana (Imfact)

G- Grand blue (100%)

J- Juliette (Rainz)

E- Euphoria (BTS Jungkook)

O- Our page (Shinee)

N- No matter what (BoA & Beenzino)

G- Gone cold (MXM)

I- I smile (Day6)

N- New heroes (TEN)

I’m tagging @afoxthing @cosmicwinteryt and @little-xikan if you feel like it!