Geralt, angry about his Child Surprise: “This is all because of Jaskier. I better scream at him about how much I want him gone, and leave that thot on top of a mountain in his stupid little thot boots, and not see him again unless I need a favor.”

Geralt, happy about his Child Surprise: “This is all because of Yennefer. Even if she tries to sacrifice my daughter for her own power, we’re still family and need to be together.”

Jaskier: “...Bitch, what the fuck?!”