Now I KNOW this has been done already, but I wanted to give my take on Ye Olde Lesbian Meme ♡ 

Vimes will arrest anything under the sun, including the sun itself 

With all that goes on with police and politics in America, I find myself wishing for a Sir Samual Vimes type to appear. Sure, it would likely result in some havoc, but at least it would be because of others fleeing from him instead of him himself.

The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money. Take boots, for example. He earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars. Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles. But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that’d still be keeping his feet dry in ten years’ time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet. This was the Captain Samuel Vimes ‘Boots’ theory of socioeconomic unfairness.”

Terry Pratchett,

Men at Arms