WOLF (2021)
Starring George MacKay, Lily-Rose Depp, Paddy Considine, Eileen Walsh, Senan Jennings, Fionn O'Shea, Lola Petticrew, Terry Notary, Martin McCann, Darragh Shannon, Karise Yansen, Amy Mackin, Leo Hanna, Elsa Fionuir, Helen Behan, Mary Lou McCarthy, Shelley Atkinson and Colleen Keogh.
Screenplay by Nathalie Biancheri.
Directed by Nathalie Biancheri.
Distributed by Focus Features. 98 minutes. Rated R.
What the fuck? What did I just watch?
It’s probably not a good sign when you walk out of a movie thinking that. I spent the entirety of Wolf sitting in the dark, wondering when they were going to get to the point of the oddball concept, and when the payoff would happen.
It never came.
So, I’m walking out wondering if I just missed something, like there was some deep symbolic or sociological reason for this strange story to be told. I still don’t know, but I can’t imagine what it would be.
Wolf is the story of a hospital where they take in teens who think they are animals and use devious methods and torture to try to convince them they are human. There is a kid who thinks he’s a dog, a kid who thinks he’s a squirrel, a kid who thinks she’s a horse, a kid who thinks she’s a parrot, a kid who thinks he’s a chicken.
And our hero thinks he’s a wolf. He’s not a werewolf, mind you. He’s just a guy who literally thinks he’s a wolf, who crawls around on all fours and growls at people. Except when he doesn’t. You see, he can talk like a human too, and walk upright, except when… well when he doesn’t.
He falls in love with a girl who may be another wolf, or may be a wildcat, or may be some other animal, or may just be a lonely girl with a crush on him who is willing to participate in some really odd courtship.
Now, not to sound ignorant or anything, but is that a thing? Are there enough young people who identify as an animal that they would have a huge compound where they try to forcibly deprogram these kids? Seriously, I don’t know. I’ve never heard of it, but maybe, who knows?
More to the point, even if it really does happen, why would they make a movie about it? Why would serious actors like Paddy Considine sign on to be in it? Are we supposed to sympathize with these kids, who granted are horribly mistreated in this “clinic,” but still I’m not sure they would be better off out in the “outside” world?
Making it even weirder, as one of the few other people at the movie screening I went to pointed out; the film seemed to be playing its strange situation for laughs at first, but quickly you realize that this film is taking its peculiar concept extremely seriously. It almost seems like the filmmakers think they are trying to make a significant sociological point with the film. And like I said before, giving them the benefit of the doubt, maybe they are.
I just wish I knew what the hell it was.
Jay S. Jacobs
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Upcoming Flicks January 2018
Here are the upcoming films being released in Australia in January 2018, accompanied by my personal thoughts of them.
January 1
· Pitch Perfect 3
The girls have reteamed for one last hurrah and are on tour with the USO, singing for the troops overseas, along with some other musical groups.
Genre: Musical Comedy
Director: Trish Sie
Stars: Anna Kendrick, Rebel Wilson, Brittany Snow, Hailee Steinfeld, Elizabeth Banks, Anna Camp, Alexis Knapp, Ruby Rose
Recommendation: I reckon it won’t be worth the price of admission. The first one was a great success. The oddball characters thrown together were comedy gold, but should not have been repeated. The sequel provided nothing new and now I think they are milking a cow that’s giving sour milk. It’ll be aca-crapa.
· Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
After the police fail to solver her daughter’s murder, Mildred Hayes buys advertising space on local billboards slamming the local police.
Genre: Comedy/Crime/Drama
Director: Martin McDonagh
Stars: Frances McDormand, Woody Harrelson, Sam Rockwell, Abbie Cornish, Lucas Hedges, Caleb Landry Jones, John Hawkes, Peter Dinklage
Recommendation: Three Billboards won the People’s Choice award at the Toronto Film Festival, is being critically acclaimed. There is a fantastic cast with what looks to be a compelling story and characters. I think this is the perfect movie to start 2018.
January 4
· All the Money in the World
Inspired by true events, All the Money in the World is the story of the kidnapping of John Paul Getty III, whose rich oil giant grandfather doesn’t hand over the $17M the kidnappers are demanding.
Genre: Thriller
Director: Ridley Scott
Stars: Christopher Plummer, Mark Wahlberg, Michelle Williams, Charlie Shotwell, Charlie Plummer
Recommendation: You may have heard about this movie after Ridley Scott recast and reshot the film with Christopher Plummer after the controversy around Kevin Spacey. Probably a better choice anyway as Plummer would be closer to the age of the tight-arse grandfather. The trailer looks good. It has an intense spy thriller vibe. See it.
January 11
· Darkest Hour
Darkest Hour is the war biopic of Winston Churchill as he is sworn in as Prime Minister of Great Britain just prior to the first World War.
Genre: War/Biopic
Director: Joe Wright
Stars: Gary Oldman, Lily James, Ben Mendelsohn, John Hurt
Recommendation: See it. It’s a great piece of history concerning an integral person who changed the course of the world. Plus, you cannot go wrong with Gary Oldman.
· The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature
Some animals need to stop a greedy mayor from destroying their bit of nature for an amusement park.
Genre: Animation
Director: Cal Brunker
Stars: Will Arnett, Gabriel Iglesias, Jeff Dunham, Katherine Heigl, Jackie Chan, Maya Rudolph, Isabela Moner, Bobby Cannavale, Sebastian Maniscalco
Recommendation: To quote my wife “There was a Nut Job 1?” I’m surprised they made the second. Skip it.
· The Post
The U.S.’s first female newspaper publisher uncovers government secrets that have spanned four presidents, and seeks to make them public.
Genre: Biographical Drama
Director: Steven Spielberg
Stars: Meryl Streep, Tom Hanks, Sarah Paulson
Recommendation: Spielberg, Streep and Hanks. The three biggest names in Hollywood comes together to make a hard hitting bio drama. Count me in. Spielberg is my favourite director and Hanks is, in my opinion, the greatest working actor today. You cannot miss this. Also, everything about it screams Academy Awards.
January 18
· Maze Runner: The Death Cure
Thomas and his mates must break into the Last City, the deadliest maze of all in the third and final instalment of the Maze Runner series.
Genre: Sci-Fi/ Adventure
Director: Wes Ball
Stars: Dylan O'Brien, Thomas Brodie-Sangster, Ki Hong Lee, Kaya Scodelario, Katherine McNamara, Giancarlo Esposito, Rosa Salazar, Barry Pepper, Aidan Gillen, Patricia Clarkson
Recommendation: At least the Pitch Perfect cow was giving sour milk. This is like milking a dead cow. Critics and audiences agree that the first was average at best, and the second was just plain terrible. May as well complete the trilogy, I suppose. Skip it.
· Swinging Safari
This Australian comedy shows us the sexual swinging 1970s in a small beach-side town. Fearless kids and carefree parenting by day, key party by night.
Genre: Comedy
Director: Stephan Elliott
Stars: Guy Pearce, Kylie Minogue, Radha Mitchell, Julian McMahon, Asher Keddie, Jeremy Sims, Jack Thompson
Recommendation: Australian comedies set in the 70s and 80s are hilarious. I loved the trailer for this. Elliott directing Pearce again with Neighbours legend Minogue (I also think she sings) tops it off for me. Julian McMahon… I haven’t seen him since he shimmered out of Charmed. See it.
· The Commuter
Michael, an insurance salesman, is riding the train home when things go amiss. Michael gets caught up in a criminal conspiracy and races the clock to uncover a mystery passenger before it is too late for them all.
Genre: Action
Director: Jaume Collet-Serra
Stars: Liam Neeson, Vera Farmiga, Sam Neill, Patrick Wilson
Recommendation: Collet-Serra sure likes to get himself a bit of Neeson. I suppose we are lucky he wasn’t cast in the Shallows or the shark would never have had a chance. It’s weird. The start of the trailer intrigues and surprises me. It mystery aspect has me yearning to see it but then the last half of the trailer makes it seem like a generic Liam Neeson actin flick on a train, which has me yawning, so I’ll give it a 50/50 chance of it being any good.
· The Shape of Water
During the Cold War, a mute cleaner of a top secret government laboratory forms a relationship with their experiment, a creature who looks like should have come from the Black Lagoon.
Genre: Fantasy/Romance/Thriller
Director: Guillermo del Toro
Stars: Sally Hawkins, Michael Shannon, Doug Jones, Michael Stuhlbarg, Lauren Lee Smith, Octavia Spencer, Richard Jenkins
Recommendation: This really looks fantastic. I have been looking forward to it for a long time. Coming from the mind of del Toro with this cast and Doug Jones (aka Suru from Star Trek Discovery) as the creature I have high hopes that I’ll be talking about this in my ‘Best of 2018’ list.
January 25
· Den of Thieves
Den of Thieves follows a group of bank robbers who have their eyes set on the Federal Bank, while the elite unit of cops with unconventional police morals chase them around every turn.
Genre: Action
Director: Christian Gudegast
Stars: Gerard Butler, 50 Cent, Pablo Schreiber, O'Shea Jackson Jr.,
Recommendation: Skip it. There is nothing new here.
· I, Tonya
If you were curious about the upbringing and what led to Tonya Hardings ice skating success and her attack of a fellow competitor, this is your chance to find out.
Genre: Biographical drama
Director: Craig Gillespie
Stars: Margot Robbie, Allison Janney, Sebastian Stan
Recommendation: Who knew ice skating could hold so much potential for a decent crime drama. Surprisingly, I am keen for it. See it.
· Sweet Country
Based on a true story, Sam, an aboriginal stockman, in the Northern Territory in 1929, kills the white station owner in self defence and goes on the run. Sam and his wife flee into the outback only to give themselves up due to the health of his pregnant wife.
Genre: Biographical Crime Drama
Director: Warwick Thornton
Stars: Bryan Brown, Sam Neill, Hamilton Morris
Recommendation: Sweet Country looks to be a great Australian western. There is such a rich story to be told here and the trailer has me wanting to see how it all unfolds. See it.
As usual, January in Australia is mostly biopics and Oscar bait films with a few shit ones thrown in for good measure. My picks for the month are The Post, The Shape of Water and for a good laugh, Swinging Safari. Let us know what you are planning on seeing.
-Terry
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