I think I might’ve just entered my first ff7 era
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"Offering yourself to me so willingly... Such a good puppet you are." ☄️
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"F*** off, can't you see I am busy?"
(Adjusted the details a bit)
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GUYS CAT!SEPHIROTH
i can’t get this out of my head so i’m inflicting it upon others
SETUP: something goes wonky with sephiroth’s shapeshifting ability, and he turns into a big, fluffy, long-haired white cat, with basically sephiroth’s same eyes cause they’re already almost cat eyes
bonus: his titty harness becomes a kitty harness i’m hilarious shut up
he doesn’t know why this happened and he can’t seem to turn back, so he’s stuck as a cat for the time being, and what’s more, he’s lost in the streets of some unfamiliar place
of course cloud finds him and decides to rescue the pretty kitty and take him along
cloud: hm. you’ve got a harness so you must belong to someone. but you don’t have any tags
sephiroth: miaow miao mao mao [why should i have tags, i’m not a real cat. is there something wrong with your brain?]
cloud: wow your eyes are so pretty. haha you kind of look like sephiroth.
sephiroth: MRAO MEOW MAO—mrow? [I AM SEPHIROTH YOU F—wait you think my eyes are pretty?]
cloud: what? you like that name? it’s kind of a lot. but i guess i can i’ll call you sephi for now
sephiroth: MAO MIAO MAAAOW [SEPHI? AM I A JOKE TO YOU??]
cloud: hahaha wow sephi you sure are chatty. you’re even more like him than i thought
cloud (scoops up kittyroth): yeesh you’re really heavy sephi. how did you get so chunky living in the streets?
sephiroth: HISS GRRROWWWWL [CHUNKY? UNHAND ME OR MEET YOUR END]
cloud: i’m not putting you down, you’re not safe out here. just be good and i’ll get you something to eat
sephiroth: GRRRR…rrrr….hmph. [i am rather hungry. very well, you may carry me for now, little puppet. but only because i allow it]
I MEAN TELL ME THAT’S NOT HIM
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