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( maggie q. thirty - nine. cisfemale. bojack horseman. ) —— i think i just saw DIANE NGUYEN walking around in the employee lounge. SHE is a professor and teaching in LITERATURE. their coworkers have described them as being IDEALISTIC & OVER-CRITICAL , and they even remind me of COFFEE STAINS , NAIL BITING & UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS.

hello helLO !! i’m super excited to be here playing what is probably my favorite fictional character ever , diane nguyen !! if you’ve never seen bojack horseman , below is a brief summary of the events that led up to her teaching at toonsville. i’ll be posting some wanted connections later today , but in the meantime , feel free to message me or hit me up on discord @dumb libra#4945 !!

“ are you PROUD of who you have become ?? “

name: NGUYEN, diane. aka: deedee , blarn , cryanne , glasses , asian daria. age: 39. date of brith: march 19th, 1980. hometown: boston , massachussets. marital status: divorced.

current location: toonsville. occupation: professor of literature at toonsville university.

“ i’m sorry i’m not the person i THOUGHT i was. “

DIANE was born in BOSTON , massachussets. she’s the only daughter of PA and MA nguyen ( first names are never revealed ) , vietnamese immigrants , and the younger sister of TOMMY , MARTY , ARTIE , and GARY ( the literal black sheep of the family ).

childhood was TOUGH. her parents and brothers bullied and tormented her. her father was a MEAN , sadistic alcoholic who never supported ANYTHING she did and actively delighted in watching her fail. her mother is an OBNOXIOUS and condescending woman who CODDLES her sons , but frequently nags and guilt-trips diane , never forgiving her for leaving the family to make something of herself.

in SCHOOL, she never had any friends. she was mocked and bullied for being a NERD ; never invited to any parties. she had ONE friend , abby , until she became one of the cool kids , and diane was left all ALONE.

diane attended BOSTON university ; majored in literature and EQUINE studies. a few years later , she packed up and moved to LOS ANGELES , california , with dreams of writing IMPORTANT things and making a positive impact on the world. instead , she got a job at STARBUCKS.

in 2007 , she met tv star MR. PEANUTBUTTER. shortly after , they started dating. SEVEN years later, they got married on JUNE 13, 2014.

in 2009 , she met BOJACK HORSEMAN at a halloween party , but he didn’t even acknowledge her. a few years later , she was hired to ghostwrite his memoir , meant to serve as his comeback. that was the start of a profound , yet complicated friendship. the book, titled ONE TRICK PONY was published a few years later as a biography , instead of a memoir.

after the publication of her book, diane worked for a few months as a character consultant on the SECRETARIAT movie. a few months later she embarked in a six-month trip to war-torn CORDOVIA with celebrity philanthropist SEBASTIAN ST. CLAIR. mr. peanutbutter didn’t want her to go , but diane instisted , believing that helping people and making a DIFFERENCE would finally make her happy. shortly after arriving , she was disappointed by the discovery that her reason for being there was NOT to help people , but to write a book about how GREAT sebastian was so people would donate to his organization. diane returned to LA , but was too ashamed to tell her husband , so she hid at bojack’s house for three months.

her marriage with mr. peanutbutter was STRAINED , but they tried to make it work. she began working as a ghostwriter for celebrity TWEETS at a talent agency. after that agency closed down , she became a writer for feminist website GIRLCROOSH. her articles about real-world issues ere typically overlooked in favor of celebrity gossip.

when mr. peanutbutter ran for governor, diane tries to be SUPPORTIVE , but instead sabotaged his campaign by writing an article against his pro-fracking views. their relationship was strained for the next few months , until diane realized that she was tired of trying to make the relationship WORK , and the two god a DIVORCE.

she then moved into a crappy apartment and worked for a while as a writer for the show PHILBERT. a gritty detective drama that attempted to deconstruct toxic masculinity , but as diane later realized , only succeeded in NORMALIZING it. ashamed that she contributed to this, she decided to pack up and move to TOONSVILLE.

ADVICE YOU’VE GIVEN OTHER PEOPLE THAT WAS REALLY ABOUT YOU :

zodiac sign: pisces. personality type: intp — the logician / the thinker. enneagram: 4 — the individualist. temperament: melancholic. hogwarts house: ravenclaw. moral alignment: lawful neutral. primary vice: pride. primary virtue: dilligence. element: water.

+ idealistic , intelligent , bold , determined , dedicated , moralistic , generous , forgiving.

- over-critical , pessimistic , stubborn , hypocritical , temperamental , spiteful , judgmental.

the first thing anyone can see about diane is that she’s somewhat reserved and introverted. he’s quiet and keeps to herself. she’s very dedicated and focused. she’s socially anxious , hates parties and any situation in which she’s the center of attention ( grand gestures , public displays of affection , etc. )

she’s a third-wave feminist , and is constantly questioning the world around her , always looking at everything with a feminist perspective ( which probably makes people dislike her a bit , as she has a habit of being a bit of a killjoy ). despite her social anxiety , she’s quick to stand up for what she believes in when she feels something is unjust.

she’s very stubborn , and is always convinced that her way of doing things is the correct way ( even when she’s not even directly involved with the issue at hand ) , so she tends to be very judgmental , but it all comes from a deep desire to help people and make a difference in people’s lives ( help them her way , of course ).

she can be spiteful at times , but she always finds ways to justify her actions ( the end justifies the means and all that ). for example , leaking a few chapters of a book against her friend’s wishes because she believes that in the long run , it will make everyone love him again , even if he can’t see it.

she holds everyone , including herself , to an impossibly high standard , which makes her incredibly critical of everything and everyone , which then leads to disappointment and unhappiness , damages her relationships and self-worth. it also makes her quite hypocritical , and she’s quick to point out the flaws in others , but can’t recognize those same flaws in herself. when she does , she does her best to conceal them instead of working on them to improve.

i know this is a lot , but as you can probably tell , i love diane very very much.

here is her pinterest board !! here is her playlist !!

#「 ❝ i’m a pit. i’m a pit that good things fall into. ❞ — MUSINGS 」#tvu:intro

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