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My Reaction to “Peter Pan: Return to Neverland”

OK... here’s the thing. I have actually never really seen the entirety of this movie. If I have, I don’t remember it.

I’ve seen the ending where Pan meets adult Wendy but not much else. Plus, my brother and I ended up watching the original movie like twice in a span of 24 hours so I thought it was high time to watch the sequel.

So here we go!

Oh I like the opening music for the Disney logo!

*Logo suddenly turns into clouds* Harry Potter?

Wait I forgot they replaced the crocodile in this movie with the octopus. Why couldn’t they bring back the crocodile?

Guys, I’ve done 2D animation for a while to the point where I can do a lot of it. I miss Disney’s 2D animated movies

Wendy!

“I’ll always believe in you, Peter Pan!” Oh that is definitely NOT Kathryn Beaumont

*sighs* Wait I forgot this was made in the early 2000s

Who voices Jane’s dad? Is that Jeff Glen Bennett?

AN: Some dude named Roger Rees

*jaw drops* This takes place during World War 2...

“What is it, Nana Two?” That is the laziest name for a dog

This movie just took a real dark turn real quick

“Here we go. Into the bomb shelter.” Then a group of kids is gonna swarm the house and it’s that one episode of Doctor Who

The animation definitely feels more cartoonish

The British accents for this movie are just ALL over the place

I just realized that Danny’s shadow looks exactly like Peter Pan

And that’s a great transition

“The evil Captain Hook!” Wait who voices Captain Hook in this movie?

I do like the sort of angle they’re doing for Jane: she has to grow up quick because her father is away for war and she has to take care of her mom and brother no matter what. Therefore she has to be practical in what she does and see everything realistically but she forgets that yeah she still is a kid

*Daniel starts crying with the zoom in* Oh God please don’t do that

God these pop songs...

Imagine if this song was sung by JANE in this scene and was slower and more dramatic

CGI seagulls?

OH that shot of the ship over Jane’s house!

WAIT I REMEMBER THIS SCENE FROM THE TRAILER! This is a great sequence!

Can we talk about the utter clash of aesthetics for this scene? We have freaking pirates and then on top of that, we hear the air raid sirens and they fly by freaking German bomber planes!

KALEIDOSCOPE TIME!

Wait who voices Smee? Is that John Fiedler?

AN: Nope, that’s also Jeff Glen Bennett

That’s Jim Cummings as the big pirate with the pink shirt!

*laughs when they use a bowling pin sound effect when all the pirates crash against the deck*

They keep using honking noises whenever someone boops someone else’s nose

That is an ugly ass octopus. And a huge mothereffer

What am I watching

MORE HEART SHAPED PATTERN BOXERS!

WHO BROUGHT THE CAT AND CHICKENS ON DECK?!?

She [Jane] just decked him [Peter] in the face!

49 years later and Peter still has those janky ass eyebrows

I like the facial animation for Jane actually

The mermaids!

“She’s just jealous. All girls get like that around me.” Oh really?

I forgot they gave all the Lost Boys names!

Hahaha they just named the Twins “The Twins”

*loses it when one of the Lost Boys does the sign of the cross with his fingers toward Jane*

That octopus just said “boy oh boy”

What the hell kind of massage treatment is this?!?

*giggles when Hook just ZIPS backwards in a blur*

“At least the crocodile had manners.” Yeah what happened to him?

They’re really just amping up the jealousy for Tinker Bell in this movie

*jams silently to the Britannica theme then stops when Jane’s raft abruptly submerges*

These ominous shots of Hook and his crew are great

“I [Jane] can’t fly!” Just give her the pixie dust

*loses it when we get a Jane-shaped hole in the ground*

So uh shout out to Jane for being like what... ten years old... and she knows how to build a proper fire in the middle of the woods

There is just... so much spit

Is that Corey Burton as Captain Hook?

AN: Yes

*not really sure what to think of Captain Hook putting on an act in front of Jane*

“Me? Harm Peter Pan? Perish the thought!” That line delivery was great

Hey yeah remember that this movie threatens to kill off Tinker Bell and takes place in the real world during the London Blitz? Great times!

*giggles* He just- he just lifts up the freaking puddle!

Oh we’re getting a song aren’t we?

This is like “If I Can Learn to Do It” from “Anastasia” except it’s sung by a group of rowdy boys

And the treasure’s right there. Of course.

OH THE FLUTE!

“The treasure is ours!” HonDO OHnAKA?!?

“I promised I wouldn’t harm a single hair on his head. And- THIS IS THE ONE I WON’T HARM! Here, you keep it.” Oh that’s cold.

Wait, Hook knows where the hideout is. Why doesn’t he just uproot the whole tree?

Oh this stupid song coming back in...

Why hasn’t @practicalfolks done a drunk reaction for this? They did the first movie I think.

“Hey, he’s like a pinata!” Was that Cheech Marin?

I’m sorry, hey, the moment was cute but uh... stuff going on?

*under my breath* Oh my God this octopus...

Imagine if this sequel had the balls to kill off Captain Hook

So this octopus just freaking hates everyone. And I hate it.

Well this movie went by real quickly

AN: And I’m writing up an anthropology paper the same time I’m typing out this reaction post so MULTI-TASKING

HOLD ON THERE’S A VERSION WITH JASON ISAACS AS HOOK?!? SIGN ME THE EFF UP!

Man this scene [between adult Wendy and Peter] still holds up

Kudos to the voice actor for Peter too. He’s great.

AN: He’s voiced by someone named Blayne Weaver

CAPTAIN AMERICA’S SHIELD ON TOP OF THE ARMY JEEP HOOD!

Ooh! Alternate ending where Jane stays! Boom!

OH MY GOD THE END CREDITS SONG

Oh they actually got kids to play all the Lost Boys! That’s cool!

*Credits include a thank you to J.M. Barrie and the copyright they got for the original movie* That’s nice of them to include that

#the blogger reacts #peter pan #Disney #peter pan 2 #return to neverland #corey burton #captain hook #kathryn beaumont #jim cummings #jm barrie

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