please... give us your indepth tankman hcs.. i beg (fr though i love your art style oml)

SEEING THIS ASK LITERALLY MADE MY DAY THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON it’s so sweet of you to say that and ask holy crap!!!! /pos  ok-k-k my headcanons on captain + steve’s personality are very varied cuz it was originally based off of my interpretation of fanart before I watched the shorts- and then there’s the pico headcanons and also just the gay headcanons- goodness gracious let me try to paraphrase Captain + Steve - alot of my interpretations come from @/eyeballing (twt)‘s hcs , like the one where Steve does the taxes and Captain found & adopted Pico right after the events of Pico’s School ( I personally headcanon that Steve helps Pico with homework ) ANYWAYS - Captain... he’s obnoxious (affectionate) like I said in the tags of my doodle post he tends to talk over people alot, and doesn’t like to be sentimental so he sorta just acts like a dumbass- BUT HE REALLY CARES ABOUT STEVE AND THE OTHERS and he’s a silly type guy too!! He likes to do whatever he wants but tries to give his friends more space for them to do their own thing too. He hates coming off as sappy but the last thing he wants to do is genuinely hurt someone’s feelings...  - ( for one of the shorts where he says he didn’t care about Steve’s birthday-  and I think he either GENIUNELY forgot and wanted to play it cool OR he went overboard and got Steve a big birthday party and gifts planned to surprise him ) - Steve is much more book-smart and people-smart than Captain, and sometimes tries to overcompensate for how brash Captain is. He’s definitely not as carefree as Cap but at the same time they’re both dumbasses and hang out together more than either of them would like to mention. I honestly don’t know how to explain how I interpret Steve cuz on one hand he’s like, Captain’s foil where he’s more serious and brighter, but then I watch the shorts AND THEY’RE BOTH STUPID /lh - Steve seems exasperated with Captain’s antics a lot and gets annoyed quickly but actually has a LOT of patience for him- and Captain often is the one to hold Steve back from being mean ( “n-no Steve, don’t-” “buddy! you’re ugly and nobody likes you!” - Tankman .5 )  - before they started dating Captain really went back and forth alot with affection cuz he’d be really affectionate and clingy (while respecting boundaries of course) but then act tough because he’s insecure about being sentimental- Steve could see right through Cap though  AGAIN THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING I’m so sorry if this is incoherent or way too much to read, I’ll try and project more headcanons onto my doodles cuz that’s easier to express x) I hope you enjoyed reading about them!! please look forward to more drawings!