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televinita · 4 years

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Me, secretly delighted by the many promising gifs of Teenage Bounty Hunters while having no idea what the show is about except that it’s rated MA: What's the catch.

Wikipedia summary: After banging up their father's truck, high school students and fraternal twins Sterling and Blair Wesley fall into bounty hunting for a grizzled bounty hunter named Bowser Simmons in order to pay for the truck's damages, and without their parents knowing.

Me: Wait they’re TWIN SISTERS??? Heck yeah, this is the content I want to see! ...what's the catch.

Variety: Formerly titled Slutty Teenage Bounty Hunters, the sisters "dive into the world of bail skipping baddies while still navigating the high stakes of teenage love and sex."

Me: and there it is.

Me, still hopefully googling: Is it maybe not as bad as it sounds tho??

Televinita's Personal Guide To Appropriateness Counsel: Although the word teenage is in Teenage Bounty Hunters, it doesn’t mean this Netflix show is appropriate for teens. While witty and humorous at times, Teenage Bounty Hunters is rated TV-MA for language, nudity, and well, everything else you can think of.

Me: consarn it

#and that's the story of why i will not be watching teenage bounty hunters #I read the further details on that guide and I am...Disgusted #NETFLIX MAKE ANOTHER SERIES THAT DOESN'T REPEL ME (YET IS LESS CLOYING THAN VIRGIN RIVER) CHALLENGE #idk why i even bother at this point. I should know that no show outside broadcast TV (frankly outside CBS is dicey) is palatable to me #teenage bounty hunters

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