You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
Or Jack Frost on your windowsill
But if someone’s climbing down your chimney
You better load your gun and shoot to kill … [x]
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“I like the scars because I like the stories. Bravery, stupidity, pain—none of them come free.”
- Jessica Martinez, Virtuosity
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when you’re talking to your companion and you finally get the flirt option
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some people rlly go round living their lives without hyperfixating on fiction?? sounds fake but ok
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The first word I found was “Thot”, what am I supposed to think?
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loved by few, feared by many (for @ocelotapologist)
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No one:
Absolutely nobody:
Jacob Seed:
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This is so, so important you guys.
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