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#N3: Bianchi (that weird Hamlet movie Ralph was a side character in) because he was kind of creepy
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#Okay I see youuuu
#With your cute skeleton heart shirt and tiny shorts
#Who dressed him. the hat was an odd choice but everything else? just picture me as a sleazy sailor
#The bracelettttt
#No bc I’m just as bad about his wrists as Kreese and Terry. pin them to a bed.
#And his name is Kim. KIM
#That’s so good for me you don’t get it
#Kimmy gets his ass pounded by a crew mate or dock worker every single night no doubt (pretending most of them ARENT his siblings)
#You don’t have to explain the white stains on your crop top and in your hair when you fucked in the water. cleans it off
#Mo was clearly his main meat.
#Kim fisher
#william zabka
#Ok sweet little kimmy over here (no relation) is getting given to THREE adjacent characters
#N 1: Max Perish (Hollow Point)
#(omfg. Tig did play a damn pirate slslskskksksks. Captain Jeffery)
#N2: Wolf Larsen (WAIT. Greg Larsen and Wolf Larsen? amazing) because why wouldn’t I give this soft boy to him…
#N3: Bianchi (that weird Hamlet movie Ralph was a side character in) because he was kind of creepy
#and a dick. clearly he needed his balls drained into a blond to make him just shut the fuck up
#I love cheesy ass 80’s and early 2000’s movies with hot daddies—who said that🤨 wasnt meeee. No but geez some of these are so cheesy
#I could put them on nachos. Oh wait. Eugene in Crossroads can have Kimmy too. Long as the hat comes off during sex
#Play him a little song on his guitar and see how Kimmy thanks him—play that guitar at him boy
#nsft
#There’s too many options.
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