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rawiswhore · 4 years

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Jeremy Irons x Fem Reader- “Rainbow Party” Part 2

Before you could move onto the next man, you stuffed your breasts back into your corset, even though your corset was untied, but hey, at least your torso isn't squeezed and tightened into submission.

You got yourself up off of the floor, straightening your body as well as your legs, where you walked to the other room to the next man you wanted to pleasure.

The next man you wanted to pleasure was the Englishman with brown hair, dark brown eyes, looked and was dressed like Jeremy Irons in "Lolita".

Again, he wasn't your personal favorite, but he is very sexy.

(Author's note: While I won't deny Jeremy Irons is a hottie, he isn't my personal favorite of these men in these fanfics I'll be writing next week).

You walked across the room on the sleek, marble floor, holding opposite sides of your huge dress you were wearing, walking towards the Jeremy Irons lookalike.

Women were surrounding him and all over him; his shirt and vest was unbuttoned, his pants were unbuttoned and unzipped, his penis dangling out of his pants.

One woman was kissing his lips (although, she wasn't sitting on his lap) and running her fingers through his hair, 2 other women was leaving kiss prints on his chest, another woman was giving him a blowjob, sitting on the ground.

Looking at him, you wonder if you should put some lipstick on your lips and do what you did to Jean Paul Levesque.

Your hand tapped a woman who was leaving kisses on his chest.

Her head turned around and looked at you, stopping at what she was doing.

"Should I put lipstick on when I kiss him?" you asked her. "While he is sexy, I'm not that much in love with him that much".

"Do whatever you want" she suggested, shrugging her shoulders.

While he's sexy, he has enough lipstick already on him, so maybe he doesn't need any more lipstick on him except for on his penis.

What could you do right now while some women are all over him? Caress his chest? At least the bare parts? Wait?

"Ladies" you shouted to the women surrounding this Jeremy Irons lookalike, trying to get their attention.

All of the women paused at what they were doing, turning their heads to look at you.

"Have you all sucked his penis?" you asked them.

One of them is obviously sucking his penis right now.

The woman kissing the Jeremy lookalike's lips shook her head no, so did the two women on his chest.

You then had an idea that popped into your head.

"Alright, go back to what you were doing!" you exclaimed.

The women all went back to what they were usually doing to this Jeremy doppleganger.

Getting a glimpse at the Jeremy lookalike's cock, his penis was really not all that big.

Wonder if once there's all these lipstick rings on their penises until no bare flesh is shown, if they're finished with putting kiss marks on these men and these women can go home? And the men can go home too?

Either way, it's better to what you the idea you wanted to do with this man.

Meanwhile, while standing by this Jeremy lookalike, you looked across the room at Jean Paul Levesque.

The Spanish woman was sitting in his lap, he was still sucking on her breasts, whereas the blond haired, blue eyed woman (the one who was sucking his fingers) was below her, sucking his cock.

Another woman was now sucking his nose, it was one of the women who joined you.

Meanwhile, the Lily Cole lookalike was giving him kisses on his chest as well as biting his nipples.

Wonder if you should kiss this Jeremy Irons' lookalike's lips before doing anything to him?

Then again, his lips are probably all tainted in lipstick now, and you don't want to taste his lips if they're coated in lipstick.

One of the women who was kissing his chest left him, moving on to the Michael Fassbender lookalike.

Now's your chance!

Hovering over his chest, you moved your face close to his neck, where you landed your lips below his neck.

Luckily, there were no kiss marks going down his torso.

Your lips brushed all the way down his naked torso, the middle of his naked torso.

The hair on his arms stood straight up, his hands were grabbing onto the arm chair's rests.

He moaned in the woman he was kissing's mouth.

She must've been kissing him for a long time, will she move on?

Once you reached below his navel, there was a girl sitting their sucking his dick.

Is she finished yet?

He must've already came already.

You tapped her gently on the shoulder, where she turned her head and looked at you.

"Are you finished fellating him?" you asked her.

She looked at his penis, a ring of lipstick was surrounding it, she shrugged her shoulders.

It wasn't the only lipstick ring around his dick.

She had spent quite a bit of time sucking his cock, even swallowing his cum.

"I'm sorry if I'm being impatient" you said.

"It's alright" she replied.

You then tapped the girl kissing the Jeremy lookalike's lips, where she turned her head to you, breaking the kiss.

The Jeremy lookalike's eyes opened and looked at you.

"Are you finished kissing him?" you asked her.

"I have kissed him for quite some time, yes" she replied.

"I'm sorry if I'm being rude" you apologized.

"I'll let you fellate him if you want" said the woman close to his dick.

She had to be in her 20's, the majority of women in this room were in their 20's.

"Thank you" you said to her, smiling.

"You're welcome" she said back.

She then pulled away from his cock, showing his tiny little dick.

It's okay if his dick is small, anyway. You're not a size queen.

But before you could go down on him, you had to ask him something.

"You" you said to the Jeremy Irons lookalike, pointing at him. "Do you think I'm pretty?"

"You're beautiful" he replied.

"Thank you. Would you like me to kiss you?" you asked. "On the lips?"

"You're welcome" he replied. "If you want".

He is sexy, you may as well kiss his lips.

But not for now.

Now is time to suck his cock!

But before you could suck his dick, you had to put some lipstick on your lips.

You opened your purse and pulled out your lipstick, where, again, you lifted the cap off of your lipstick and twisted the lipstick tube, until the lipstick rose out of it.

You directed the lipstick on your lips, where the red lipstick filled and colored your pinkish lips in, reddening your lips.

The lipstick went up and down your lips and colored them in.

You then twisted the lipstick tube over and over again until the lipstick crawled back in the little hole again, and put the cap back on the lipstick, tossing the lipstick back in the purse.

Speaking of lipstick, the woman who was previously sucking his cock and offered you to suck his dick was putting on another coat of lipstick on her lips.

But enough about that, let the games begin.

You walked over in front of where he was sitting, where you then lowered your body down back on the floor, sitting in between his knees.

Opening your mouth, you moved your head closer into his genitals and wrapped your mouth around his cock.

Your mouth was above a ring of lipstick around his shaft, so that way you won't bob your head up and down his dick and smear the lipstick on his penis.

Speaking of bobbing, like Jean Paul Levesque, you didn't bob your head up and down the Jeremy Irons' lookalike's penis, why?

So you could leave a ring of lipstick around his cock and not smear lipstick all over his dick.

While you were sucking him off, you tasted his dick.

It tasted pretty salty, which means he must've came already.

His dick was flaccid and limp, which means someone must've sucked him off already and he came.

You placed your tongue on his cock, where your tongue swirled and twirled around his cock like a pole dancer.

Meanwhile, while you were sucking him off, the woman who was previously sucking his dick and applying a new lipstick was sitting right next to you, where she started sucking on his right testicle and even leaving some kiss marks on one of his balls.

You've always wanted to try sucking on some guy's nuts, but not for now.

Better luck next time.

However, that girl sucking his nuts did give you a slight idea.

While you were sucking on his cock, you put one of your hands on his left nut, that nut sitting in between your thumb and your index finger, where you rubbed his left ball in a circle with the pad of your thumb.

This felt so good on him, so good, he was going...nuts. (ba-dum-tsssssh).

His chest was heaving up and down, he moaned while you rubbed one of his balls while the other girl was sucking one of them.

Was he going to cum again? Hmmmmm, wonder if that's possible for him?

Meanwhile, the girl who was kissing his lips was now kissing his torso, leaving a trail of kiss marks down his neck and down the middle of his torso much like you were previously doing to Jean Paul Levesque.

Your tongue teased the Jeremy lookalike's penis head, swirling all around his penis head and even licking the little slit where cum and pee comes out of.

His heart was beating quite intensely, you doing this to him was enough to make his cock rise again.

Two other women had joined this Jeremy Irons lookalike, where they both were licking, sucking and biting both of his nipples.

You then elevated your head up his penis, where your mouth was now much wider like a rubber band, not wrapped around his penis.

His dick was no longer inside your mouth.

You looked closely at his penis.

Now, there were 3 rings of lipstick around his shaft.

You then lifted yourself up from the ground, standing straight, and walked to the left side of the Jeremy Irons' lookalike, where you put your hand on his shoulder and shook it, trying to get his attention.

He slightly jolted, his eyes opening and looked at you.

"Can I kiss you?" you asked. "On the lips?"

"Would you like to?" he asked.

You shrugged your shoulders.

Since you planned on kissing every man in the room's lips, I guess he should have a chance too.

You then pulled your face into his face, where your lips landed on his lips, your eyes closing once you got closer and closer to his face.

His eyes had closed once your lips landed on his.

He put one of his hands behind your head, where he pulled you in closer for a kiss.

His lips tasted like lipstick, which wasn't the best taste ever, especially tasting other women's lipsticks on his lips.

You snuck your tongue into his mouth, your tongue trying to entice his tongue.

With that, the two of you started open mouth kissing, French kissing each other, where the two of your tongues were wrestling one another.

You did this while your lips were still on his, even though his lips tasted like lipstick.

You hope the other men's lips don't taste like lipstick, although there probably will be a 50/50 chance they do taste like that cosmetic.

But don't worry, you can probably handle it and tolerate it.

While you were open mouth kissing him, you put one of your hands behind his head, brushing your hand up his hair, your fingers weaving through his hair.

He might not have long hair like some of the other men in the room with you, but he still has plenty of hair for you to run your fingers through.

You running your hands and fingers through his hair messed his hair up, although his hair was already messy thanks to a woman running her fingers through his hair.

Meanwhile, right below you, the woman who was sucking on one of his nuts was now sucking the other nut, her mouth traveling from left to right testicle, leaving kiss marks on his testes and even sometimes sucking them.

You then pulled yourself away from him, where his eyes suddenly opened and so did yours.

His hair was messy, like he just got out of bed, but whatever.

Now it's on to the next man!

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I actually have wondered if I should write imagines of this “rainbow party” fanfic, because so many women on tumblr want to probably do what I’ll type about in future “rainbow party” fanfics.

Not to mention, in the 2000′s, there was this “rainbow party” moral panic, that teenagers were having these rainbow parties, where the girls would all put on a different colored lipstick and leave a rainbow of colors on either anything they kiss, lipstick rings of different colors on guy’s dicks or both.

The whole thing turned out to be a lie and a hoax.

And no wonder why...because girls would probably be fighting over which dude to kiss and guys would be fighting over what girl kisses him where!

#jeremy irons #fanfiction #jeremy irons x fem reader

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keepingupwithfundies · 7 years

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Counting On Season 6 Episode 6: Joy and Austin Tie the Knot!

Here is the two hour wedding special for Joy and Austin!

-Admin T

Joy and Austin are four days away from their wedding and Jill and Derick are coming home just in time. they are excited that they are there and all together. Jill holds Henry and comments on how huge he is (he is such a chunk!) and talks about how excited she is for Sam. Joy says this the kickoff to the wedding weekend and it’s all gonna be up from here.

Miss Renee comes for the final dress fitting. Everyone is excited to see her in the dress and Joy says Renee has been working hard to get it done in time. Kendra, Jana, Michelle and Jill are there and excited to see the finished dress. Joy is happy and everyone gushes. Renee says they can add more lace to the sleeves but Joy likes the simplicity of it. Kendra is beaming and they started joking that Kendra is next (she is!) and Kendra thinks that marriage is probably coming. Joy was radiant, Renee says. Joy says she hopes Austin will think she’s pretty when he sees her- she thinks he will probably cry. Next up is the rehearsal dinner, Joy says.

But first, it’s time for Joe to go pick up Kendra and her sister Lauren to go the dinner at Jessa & Ben’s. Joe is excited to spend time in a smaller group and he thinks it will be fun. At Jessa and Ben’s, Jessa is excited to have them over together. Joe is looking forward to marriage, seeing Jessa and Ben cozy in their little house together, which honestly is sweet. Jessa asks how being official makes it feel different. Joe says its nice to be out and the open now that they know each other better. Joe says they’ve known each other for five to six years. Jessa says she and Ben had only known each other for four months before courtship; Ben chimes in and says they’ve known each other longer all together than Jessa and Ben have. Kendra says Joe noticed her first and when he brought it up and she hadn’t considered it but they starting talking and she really liked him. Joe says he doesn’t want to drag their courtship out super long. Even before courtship, Joe says he felt like the Lord told him that she was the one. Lauren says she’s cried and they’ve always been best friends and it’s gonna be hard for her to leave. Joe says they know they’re heading towards marriage and he is getting ready to ask her to marry him.

After months of planning, Joy is happy to be in the home stretch. Their house is still torn apart and it needs a lot of work. Joy says they’ll just keep working on it after their honeymoon. Austin said he wanted the master and kitchen done but that’s not gonna happen at this point. They have a camper parked outside the house. Austin says a month, Joy says probably two. Joy says they can make a home anywhere, as long as they’ve got looove.

Meanwhile, Joe is asking Pastor Caldwell for Kendra’s hand. He is nervous. he stumbles through it a little but manages to spit it out: “to ask for your permission to ask her if it would be alright to marry her” [Joe:“Is it alright if I marry you?” Kendra: “Totally”’] Pastor Caldwell tries to keep a straight face but totally smiles a little and does the Jim Bob “well, it’s a big step.” They show the flashbacks to Derick, Ben, Jeremy and Austin asking Jim Bob. Pastor Caldwell says he knew it was going in this direction and gives his permission and tells Joe he has a good attitude. Joe tells him that his idea is at the wedding, Joy will hand the bouquet to Kendra and then Joe would propose. They don’t think she will be expecting it at all. Joy says she think this is a great idea and she is happy he asked. The Duggars are all excited about this and think they are an excellent match.

The Duggars and Miss Cindy are gathering the hay for the wedding stage. Joe, Jed, Jer, Jason, James, Kendra and Lauren are on the wedding decorating crew. They’re gonna cut sage grass. “She’s a beautiful Godly girl running barefoot through an open field of flowers.” Austin said about Joy and wanted to bring the outdoors in. They cut a bunch of grass. Joe says he thinks Kendra doesn’t know. She keeps teasing Joe the whole time which is cute. They load everything up as quickly as possible due to light rain. They head to the church.

At the airport, Jinger and Jeremy arrive in Arkansas. They go drop off their dishes at the venue. Linda, the cater, is happy to see them and they show her the plates. She’s a family friend and has catered every wedding. Jessa is glad that they’re back in Arkansas.

Meanwhile, the twins have run out of gas on the highway with all the wedding decorations. Miss Cindy is stressed about the flowers at the church needing water. They quickly get a little gas-enough to get them to a gabs station. Jed apparent is responsible for both forgetting buckets for Jinger’s wedding and for not stopping for gas at the previous exit.

Jana and Laura have come in to save the flowers. the truck, now an hour late, pulls up to the church. The team unloads the trailer while Cindy goes to check on the flowers. She thanks Jana and Laura for their efforts. They unload the trucks and call it a day. Tomorrow is the rehearsal.

It’s the day of the rehearsal and Jinger and Jeremy arrive at the compound. the siblings are presenting Joy and Austin with their gift they made last episode. They give Austin the old camping stove. Jana gives the something new- the matching hardhats that everyone signed. Something borrowed is the family recipes and cooking supplies from Jessa. She added a smoke detector. Jessa says if they ever have her over to cook, they’ll need it for sure. Jinger gives the something blue- blue manicure set, mexican candy, candles, etc. They thank the siblings for the gifts. Jana says she is excited for Joy and Austin but she will miss her.

At the church, the decorations are coming together. It is the first time Joy and Austin will get to see it. They walk in and take it all in. They says they love it and its creative. They like the outdoorsy feeling. On stage, Kendra and Joe and standing marking the spots where Austin and Joy will stand. They say it feels like an eternity apart. Joy says they’re gonna have to stand closer. Joe is so excited that it will be them soon because he’s proposing tomorrow. First Laura sets everyone up on the stage They practice walking in and the couples reminisce about their rehearsals. Joy says it's crazy that this is her last day as a Duggar and Joy and Austin are eager to finally kiss. They practice walking out.

They get to eat and they see Jinger’s dishes which they love. Terry Forsyth gets to talk for a little, then Jill gets to talk about her relationship with Joy. Austin looks emotional at the end which is sweet. Then it’s Bobby’s turn to talk about how he met Austin and it's funny and sweet as well. All in all good speeches.

The next day, Joy is excited to get married. They show her and Austin leaving their houses and heading to the church. Then Austin gets out of his truck with a bunch of suits in his arms. He walks in and meets Laura, the wedding coordinator who asks how he’s doing and says she has the rings. He asks about the Marriage Certificate, it is onstage and ready to go, she says.

Joy arrives with Johannah. Joy walks in and sees Austin, hugs him and says she loves him and missed him. Austin says he would be more nervous if he didn’t get to see her. They go pray together and then Joy heads to the bridal suite- which she says is surreal that this is her day. Renee is there with Joy’s gown, as well. Jinger remembers her wedding and having her sisters at her side. Jill says Joy shouldn’t run around like a chicken with her head cut off. Jessa says she wasn’t stressed because she had so many helpers. Jessa tries the headband on Joy’s forehead and she says she doesn’t really like it. Joy says she hopes to figure it out before she walks down the aisle. Jessa says this was the only stressful moment. Joy isn’t sure about a veil; Jessa says it’s now or never.

In the groom room, Austin is getting dressed and he is more nervous as time goes on. Jbhn David says he is a groomsmen because they are such good friends. Austin says once he is in his suit the temperature in the room goes up 100 degrees.

Joy comes over to see Austin. She asks him if he likes her hair like that or if she should change it. She says he looks handsome. He says she should do it how she likes it and asks about a veil. She asks if he thinks she should and he says it’s really up to her. Laura comes over to get Joy and Austin calls her a “fiesta pooper.” They hug and joy goes to put her dress on and Kendra goes over to see Joe. He is still in a t-shirt and jeans. Kendra is in her bridesmaid’s dress with her hair all fixed. Joe compliments Kendra’s hair and touches the end of it. Kendra asks what Joe will wear- grey suit with a navy tie. While talking, they see Pastor Caldwell and walk over to say hi. Joe is nervous but trying to keep it together.

Back in the bridal suite, Joy kicks out everyone but Michelle and Renee to get her gown on. There bridesmaids gather around for the reveal. They are so excited to see her in the gown. She does look nice here, but her hair is starting to fall out of the waves. Jessa says it is crazy seeing Joy in her wedding dress. The bridesmaids all agree she should wear a veil. Jana says it finished out the look. Jenni comes and gives Joy a huge hug. Jim Bob does his usual canned wedding reaction and is in his usual grey wedding suit. They hug and cry a little.

It’s first look time. Austin says they decided to this because he says he would have lost it if he saw her for the first time coming down the aisle. She walks up the aisle while he is looking the other way and she says he can turn and look at her. He has a huge smile on his face and he takes her by the hands. He says she is so beautiful and she smells so good as well! On the wedding stage, Austin gives Joy a shadow box with a letter he wrote for Joy and all the flowers (dried) that he has given her over the course of their relationship. They take some photos together but it is time to separate again for the ceremony to begin.

Laura tells the groomsmen two minutes and they pray together, and then the groomsmen get in their places. One Groomsmen jokingly tells Austin loose knees so he won’t lock his knees and pass out on stage.

This is cut with Joy and the bridesmaids heading down to their places. They all embrace because Joy says there won’t be time afterward. Jenni gets upset at this point; Joy says she did the same at all her sister’s weddings. Joy talks to her for a minute but then it is time for the ceremony really to begin. Joy is finally nervous. She tells Jim Bob not to make her cry. She looks into the church and she is amazed at the sun through the windows hits everything perfectly.

It’s aisle time. The bridesmaids and groomsmen make their way down the aisle. Joy says she hopes she won’t pass out; Austin tells Pastor Caldwell to catch him if necessary. Jill walks down the aisle alone as MOH. Austin comes down with Michelle and his mom and his dad following behind. It’s time for Joy’s big walk. Austin gets teary eyed as she comes in. Jessa says she always looks for the grooms reaction when the bride walks in, and Austin’s face was priceless. Jim Bob gives Joy away and Austin helps her up the stairs.

The wedding ceremony is about how you would expect. Austin says this is the moment they have been waiting for for their entire lives. Pastor Caldwell talks about how marriage is a covenant. They say they understand the weight and Austin takes their vows out of his pocket. They read vows & exchange rings. Pastor signs the marriage certificate and Joy & Austin sign their vows. Joy says, “I can put my name now, can’t I” and Austin says “Joy Forsyth? Yeah” and Joy gets the nicest smile on her face. They pray with their parents. Pastor: You ready? Joy: For what? (wiggles her eyebrow at Austin, he grins)Pastor Caldwell pronounces them husband and wife. Joy & Austin both loudly clear their throats which is cute and they have the first kiss. They try to leave, but Pastor Caldwell stops them and says: “I’ve got one more thing to say, Pastors are never done” which is funny and then says “For the very first time, Mr & Mrs. Austin Martin Forsyth” and Joy whoops and they run off. There is a surprise confetti drop and Joy says “What was that? oh my cow” which is also great.

The rest of the wedding party processes out. Everyone like the confetti canon, Jessa said it was in everyone’s hair. Joy says the first kiss was amazing and Austin did a good job putting his hand up and it felt very natural. But now it’s reception time.

The best man comes out and introduces Mr & Mrs Forsyth for the second time. They thank everyone for coming. They cut the cake with lots of laughter, “We’re not gonna get each other dirty, right?” Joy says and kiss again after feeding each other cake to lots of cheering.

Now it time for the bouquet toss, proposal. Joy spends a minute getting everyone in place. Jana brings Kendra to the front with her. Joy says she teased Joe before the wedding and he says he was very nervous. Joy says “Y’all ready” and pretend to throw it but instead turns and hands it to Kendra. Kendra is surprised but seems to think this is just a sweet gesture until Joe comes forward. Kendra was shocked and pretty excited as Joe puts the ring on her finger. Kendra says it felt like the whole world stopped for a second- Joe says Kendra didn’t hear him but she saw the ring. Kendra says she didn’t hear him but she assumed, and Joe says he didn't hear her say yes. Austin comes over with a helpful “no kissing” tease.

Jessa is glad to have a Duggar brother finally getting engaged and planning a wedding. Josiah says another one bites the dust and he has broken the streak of sisters getting married. The twins says it won’t be too long until they walk down the aisle. Jinger says the weddings are coming pretty fast and she’s gotten to see her family more than she expected. Austin and Joy bring Joe and Kendra up on stage and announce the news. Joy says they should make the most of every moment. Joe says they are wedding day bound. He says he can’t wait to marry the wife of his dreams.

They ask Joy to describe the word in one say and she says epic, he says super special. He teases her an tell her hers is a fad word and it’s going away. “I’m keeping it in. EPIC” she says.

They head out in their truck. In the talking head, Joy tries to kiss Austin and he teasing pulls away. She says “I’ll just tackle you down and kiss you” Joy says up next is their honeymoon to Switzerland. They show their rings to the camera and say “We’re Married!”

#counting on #recap #Joy and Austin's wedding

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simplyadorkable-blog1 · 7 years

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Season 6, Episode 18 - “Young Adult”

When Jess worries that she may not be a cool enough principal, she recruits Nick and The Pepperwood Chronicles to help make her popular with the students; Schmidt hires a new assistant; Winston discovers Furguson may be two-timing him.

It was such a heartwarming sight to see all of the roomfriends in the opening scene. Their dynamic reminded me of why I fell in love with this show. They’re all just a bunch of goofballs. This time Jess and Schmidt start off the antics by arguing over who deserved the last cup of coffee. It’s unclear what time it is. Seriously, when does anything happen in this show?

Jess needs the coffee to energize her while she makes muffins for her “Lunch With Your Princi-PAL” campaign. Schmidt needs it because he’s now the Director of Marketing at Ass. Strat. and is going to hire an assistant. Though he does vow that he won’t be a screamer. “It’s not constructive, it’s rude.” Despite literally just vowing not be a screamer, he screams at Nick for encroaching on the coffee, threatening him that he’ll pour his blood on the ground and knife him. Nick retreats, explaining that he needs something for his whiskey to swim in while he writes all day. Cece argues that she needs it because she has a full day of packing. Winston enters to break up the fight, “Enough! You guys are tearing each other apart. For what? Coffee? Come on, man, you already got that energy inside of you. And that is the light of the Lord. Man, this? This ain’t nothing but the devil’s water… Nah, I’m not playing.” Then he snatches the coffee and walks away to the threat of Schmidt knifing him at the urinal.

Some time later, Jess is smiling over her basket of freshly baked muffins. Nick interrupts her moment of calm by throwing magnetic words at the fridge in an attempt to alleviate his writer’s block. He’s already folded all his shirts and masturbated six times, he’s running out of things to do. But he can’t leave his audience of stevedores, tugboat workers, and lighthouse keepers without a sequel to Pepperwood. It’s clear that he thinks his 30+ audience is made entirely up of blue-collar nautical workers on the coastline of Maine despite having sold a young girl in LA a copy for a dollar. Jess starts to give him advice, but has to rush off to work.

Cece and Winston are out in the hallway gathering moving supplies, and trying not to cry at the thought of no more mess arounds, when Furguson the Cat moseys over. As Winston chastises the little guy for not taking his cell phone with him, a strangely dressed woman named Gil appears. She thanks him for finding her cat, Sweatshirt. Winston puts it together that Furguson has two families—the dirty dog—and is shocked by his uncouth behavior.

That morning at Associated Strategies, Schmidt is ankle deep in interviews for his new assistant. We see him turn down a candidate for wearing a clip-on tie before calling in a seemingly perfect candidate named Jeremy. The young man immediately passes Schmidt’s bizarre Brett Favre scenario in which Schmidt is inexplicably dead. Schmidt relates to Jeremy’s genius in marketing and lack of sports knowledge—Favre was drunk playing football and would never knowingly wear a tuxedo, drive a tractor into a swimming pool or eat a salad, nor leave his Bronco Blue Jeans behind—and hires him on the spot.

Jess makes it to school and attempts to hand out muffins. Three girl in particular turn her down, but when they walk away, Jess overhears them discussing The Pepperwood Chronicles. On what I assume is her lunch break, she is back at the loft and begs Nick to come talk to the girls so she can bond with them. Nick claims his doesn’t have time to. He’s only on page two and page one is just a dedication to Winston. Jess just wants to connect with her students the way she did as vice-principal. “It’s like I’m living in my own damn adorable shadow,” she laments. Nick argues that her students won’t understand his book since it’s just a, “New Orleans story about a guy fighting with the alligator within.” Jess pleas with Nick one last time to come to the school and he immediately caves, he’ll do it for her.

Meanwhile Cece and Winston try to prove to Gil that Furguson is happy with him and his organic kitty litter, miniature piano, tiny, tiny treadmill, and couple’s yoga area. Gil is not impressed with his food and disses Winston’s care. Cece defends Winston and they try not to cry. They are so close, this is the scene I wanted from the last breakdown. Winston also says that he found Furguson first, but didn’t he steal him from London Tipton Daisy? He decides that they will do a Catcall, and Furguson can decide where he wants to live.

Jess gathers the three girls in the library to meet Nick. He enters the meeting with his guard up, he doesn’t think these girls understand his book. He says it’s more than romance—it’s about life, race, the sexualization of the American handgun, and Pepperwood’s ambiguous relationship with justice. But the girls quickly impress him by how they picked up on the gay dog character and starts a discussion about the scene in the fish morgue.

We have a quick check-up on what is going on at Associated Strategies. Jeremy is already hard at work anticipating Schmidt’s every need. It’s clear that his work ethic is starting to freak Schmidt out and we’re not entirely convinced he’s not a robot.

Back in the library, Nick is deep into discussion with the girls. He thinks that The Pepperwood Chronicles could be a whole series to which Jess says, “Well, I mean, it’s called The Pepperwood Chronicles, so I assumed there’d be more than one.” Nick wraps up their talk and goes to leave, telling Jess he’ll see her at home. The girls are shocked to find out that Nick and Jess are roommates and even more shocked to learn that they had dated. Nick breezes past admitting they were in love a little too fast, but I appreciate the Ness callback regardless. He leaves the girls to fawn over Jess, now dubbed “PJ” for Principal Jess. Jess is excited that they like her now, but is distressed over the sudden lack of respect and loss of control.

The next morning, Jess finds the coffee empty again. Nick had taken it to prepare because he wants to go to the school again, “I can’t wait to pitch those girls my Pepperwood prequel. It opens with a very graphic description of his birth. It’s like a dark Look Who’s Talking.” Jess tells him that he can’t because she has lost all authority. Nick thinks that because they love her, Jess has what she wanted. But Jess wanted more of a balance, she needs to put the genie back in the bottle. Schmidt interrupts the two in disgust that there is no more coffee left. But he receives a text from Jeremy that he left an iced coffee in the fridge, alarming Jess that he was there while they were sleeping.

The situation continues to escalate at Associated Strategies. Schmidt is bored since Jeremy took care off all of his work and even calls Cece to ask to be part of her mess-down with Winston. “Sir, I believe it’s called a “mess-around.”” Jeremy corrects from the doorway. Schmidt yells at him for always anticipating his every need and he can’t breathe. He advises that Jeremy go meet a girl, or a man, he can’t tell. Jeremy is very hard to read sexually.

Meanwhile, Cece and Winston look like a cute couple from the 50s as they call Furguson to come to them, not Gil. Gil moves closer in an attempt to coax Furguson to come to her, prompting Cece and Winston to come closer too. This action causes Gil to smell the crab leg Cece hid in her pocket. Winston is disappointed that Cece cheated, but Cece explains that she did it because she didn’t want Furguson to leave him too. They share a sweet hug because, “Caring is the real mess-around.” During their hug, Ferguson walks over to apartment 4D, effectively choosing Winston. Gil trots away in defeat, cat tail and all.

Back at the school, Nick is talking to a larger group of students about his book when Jess catches them. She calls them to her office, including old Nicky Miller. Jess starts by chastising Nick for having unsupervised meetings with students, wearing home slippers on school grounds, and parking in Janitor Margie’s parking spot. Then she chastises the girls for skipping the assembly for Pepperwood and they sass her. One of them calls her a bitch, leaving everyone at home completely shook. Jess breaks and yells at them, giving them the punishment they deserve for disrespecting her.

Schmidt finally calms down enough at work to apologize to Jeremy. He explains that he sees him as a younger version of himself. Jeremy takes this information and uses it to inspire Schmidt to take advantage of his new assistant and work his way to the top. Schmidt is so excited to get to work, that he’s already worked up an appetite. Thankfully Jeremy already has a bag of food ready.

On a bench outside of the school, the girls approach Jess to apologize for disrespecting her. Jess catches on that Nick put them up to it due to their incorrect usage of the word, “upmost.” She later finds Nick hard at work on his book to thank him for putting the girls up to it. She explains that she knew it was him because he’s the only person she knows that says “upmost.” It’s utmost. Nick agrees to disagree, but the good news is that his writer’s block is gone, thanks to Jess. Then he tells her that she always comes through for him to the upmost, and I swoon right out of my seat. They continue their witty banter, leaving Nick to shout, “What’s an “ut”?” as Jess leaves.

The episode concludes in the living room with all of the roomfriends, like the beginning, and it warms my heart once again. Winston claims that Furguson is miserable to which Jess asks, “So you’re saying that this is a different emotion than what we’ve seen for the past three years?” “A father knows.” Is Winston’s simple answer. He knows that Furguson misses Gil and sends him down the hallway with note attached to his collar reading, “Let’s split cat-sody.” Cece assures Winston that Furguson will be back. Suddenly, Jeremy appears holding Furguson—to Winston’s glee—and introduces himself to the confused bunch. He even brought their individual coffee orders that he drew their caricatures on to identify who’s is who’s. They are shockingly accurate despite having never met them. My bet is that he got their pictures from Schmidt’s screensaver slideshow. Or when he was in their apartment the night before.

Originally Aired 2/28/2017

#New Girl #Season 6 Episode 18 #Young Adult #Recap #Breakdown #Spoilers #Zooey Deschanel #Jake Johnson #Hannah Simone #Max Greenfield #Lamorne Morris #Furguson #Episodes #simplyadorkable

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Julian Sands x Fem Reader- “Rainbow Party” Part 5

Now that you're finished pleasuring this JJ Feild lookalike, onto the next man!

Who is the next man?

The Julian Sands in "Impromptu" lookalike.

You want to save the best things for last.

You straightened your legs up off of the ground, standing up straight, and walked from out of the space in between this JJ Feild lookalike's legs.

While walking to the next man, you put one of your breasts that was hanging out back in your corset.

You basically were sucking this JJ Feild doppleganger's cock while having one of your breasts hang out of your corset, forgetting to put it back in your corset after he was done sucking your tit!

And speaking of corsets, you've kept your corset untied throughout the majority of this orgy, which might be a good thing, at least you can actually breathe and your chest isn't tightened in oppression.

While you were walking towards him, you noticed all the women surrounding him and hovering him, kissing bare parts of his body.

His shirt and coat were completely unbuttoned.

One woman was craning her neck kissing his lips, while another woman was in between his legs sucking his cock.

And speak of the devil, the woman sucking his cock stopped giving him head and lifted herself up from the ground, walking out of the area in between his legs and moving onto another man.

Only for another woman to crouch down on the ground and sit in between his knees, fellating his penis.

Which is okay, you want to kiss him first, then move onto blowing his cock.

Wonder if the woman kissing his lips just got to kissing his lips?

You walked around this Julian Sands lookalike, where you tapped her gently on the shoulder.

Her head suddenly turned to you, breaking the kiss between her and this Julian doppleganger.

He also opened his eyes and looked at you.

"Are you finished kissing him?" you asked her.

"No" she said, sounding a bit pissed, which she probably was.

Her face then eventually faced his face, where she resumed back to kissing him.

Guess you'll have to wait...

You looked around the room at all the people in the room.

You noticed that someone got that Lily Cole lookalike's idea of leaving kisses on someone's bare back, this time there were women kissing the Jeremy Irons' lookalike and Jean Paul Levesque's back, leaving their kiss marks on their bare backs.

No wonder so many women are all over this Julian Sands lookalike, he looks like Franz Liszt!

Then, the woman who was giving him head suddenly stopped sucking his cock, where she now lifted herself up from the ground and left the space in between his legs.

She didn't just leave in between his legs, she also walked over to the door on the other side of the room and left the room!

Guess she's finished.

Meanwhile, the woman who was previously kissing his lips, she pulled herself away from his lips, only to pull out her lipstick and reapply some lipstick on her lips.

She then walked over to the empty space in between his legs, where she squatted down on the ground, sitting seemingly on her knees, and gave him a blowjob.

Guess now is your lucky chance.

"May I kiss you?" you asked, tapping him on the shoulder.

His eyes opened and looked at you.

His eyes had shut thanks to some woman fellating him, but he definitely is down to kiss you.

"Yes" he replied, a grin spread across his face.

Happy happy joy joy!

You smiled right back at him.

He put one of his hands behind your head and pulled your face closer into his face, where your lips landed on his lips.

And speaking of hands behind head, once your lips landed on his lips, you put one of your hands behind his head, where your fingers wove through his straight, blond hair.

His lips tasted your lips, where your lips tasted like a mixture of penis and lipstick thanks to sucking cock, whereas his lips tasted like lipstick.

Not just that, but he also put his hands on opposite sides of your chin.

He kissed you so long and tenderly, and he's an amazing kisser.

He basically kissed you like that scene in “Boxing Helena” where Julian Sands kisses Sherilynn Fenn when he’s in that blue shirt.

He was still trying to make out with you while a woman was in between his legs giving him a blowjob, that's the case with a lot of the men in these fanfics.

His fingers were laced through your hair, much like your fingers were laced in his hair.

You could nearly kiss him all day, he's such an awesome kisser.

This make out session went on for a while, only to end when you suddenly felt a tap on your shoulder.

You opened one eye while kissing him, that eye looking at the woman.

You broke the kiss and turned your head to who tapped you, only to find it was the woman who was previously kissing this Julian Sands lookalike!

"I'm done giving him fellatio" she said. "Now you can do it".

You smiled when she said that to you.

"Really?" you asked. "Thank you!"

"You're welcome" she replied.

She then walked away, walking to Jean Paul Levesque.

Even though you're a bit unhappy you're breaking his kiss, now is your chance to suck his cock!

And besides, you've made out with him before.

You then walked towards the empty space in between his legs, where you crouched down in between his knees.

Looking at his penis, which is a pretty small penis, there's a spot at the top of his penis that's just bare skin, just a spot of skin that doesn't have other women's lipstick ring on it.

And you're the last one to suck his cock.

Woo hoo!

Although, you wish you could let all the women in this room suck all the men's penises.

Not to mention, it's a shame you can't put his entire penis in your mouth considering it's all covered in lipstick, and that would taste disgusting.

All of the men's penises in the room look like a striped shirt or sweater now.

Ah well, whatever...

You then opened your purse and pulled your lipstick out, where you popped the cap off and twisted the lipstick's tube over and over again, until that same red lipstick popped out of the tube.

You put the lipstick on your lips, where you colored your lips again, filling the light red color of your lips until your lips were colored completely red.

You then twisted the tube over and over again, until the red lipstick crawled back into the little hole, only to be shut by the lipstick's cap.

You then threw your lipstick back in your purse and closed your purse.

Now that that's over with, you opened your mouth and moved your face closer and closer into his genitals.

Your mouth and lips wrapped around the top of his penis, the area of his penis above a ring of lipstick around his shaft.

You began sucking his penis, enclosing your mouth on the top of his shaft.

You even puckered your lips a bit on the top of his penis, kissing the top of his penis.

You didn't try bobbing your head up and down his shaft since you didn't want to taste the disgusting lipstick on his cock.

His eyes rolled in the back of his head, his chest heaved up and down.

His mouth was also slightly parted, an empty space in between his lips.

The tip of his cock did taste a bit salty, he must've already came and someone sucked his cock.

Meanwhile, another woman leaned herself into his face, where she began kissing his lips, and he returned this kiss back, kissing her like he was kissing you.

Some other women were leaving their kiss marks on his torso, two women were sucking, licking and even biting his nipples, which made him jump a bit and startled him, only for them to explain they were just biting his nipples but not trying to hurt him.

Your lips were closed and circulating his penis a bit tightly.

Your tongue teased the tip of his penis, specifically his penis head, by trailing around over and over again in circles.

Your tongue ran over the top of his penis head, where your tongue felt the slit on the top of his penis head.

This really made him feel good, he could nearly cum at this, but he's already came.

Your lips made such loud slurping and lip smacking noises while you were sucking his cock.

Your saliva was wetting and damping the top of his cock, specifically his penis head.

While you did suck his cock for a little while, you felt it was time to stop by now, and move onto the next man.

Your face pulled itself away from his penis, where what was left was a red ring around the top of his shaft, even a red lipstick kiss on the top of his penis.

He's basically done with having his cock sucked.

Though, maybe you should've left another space of bare flesh for women to leave a lipstick ring around.

You then opened your purse again and pulled out a little white tissue, where you gently rubbed the tip of his penis.

This didn't feel good on his penis at all, in fact, it felt rather rough on the top of his penis.

Some of your lipstick was smeared on that tissue, the tip of his penis probably tastes like lipstick now.

He opened his eyes and broke the make out session he was in.

"What are you doing?" he asked you.

"Wiping the lipstick at the tip of your penis" you explained, looking up at him. "That way, another woman can have one more chance of leaving her lipstick on your penis".

He grinned at this.

This is very nice of you to do, but is it really necessary.

"Why, thank you" he said, still smiling at you.

"You're welcome" you replied, smiling back at him.

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