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#Luke Skywalker if he was a nerd at school and loved horses
lesbiankiliel · 5 years
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Reyrose for the ship meme!
yay thanks!
General:
Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - until they both join the Force and even after that
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - the falling in love is pretty quick but getting together takes longer bc they’re repressed nerds (especially rose) with no experience in this (especially rey)
How was their first kiss? - really soft and sweet ♥
Wedding:
Who proposed? - rey, technically. she was really tired with her dads one day and shouted to rose, “hey rose, can we get married so I can take your last name?” and rose (shouting back from whatever she was fixing on the falcon) answered, “okay!” (but it took like two weeks before rose asked if rey was serious about getting married and that was when they agreed that okay let’s get married)
Who is the best man/men? - rey definitely had finn and poe
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - rose had paige and kaydel (going with what goes on in the return of hope bc that’s my canon)
Who did the most planning? - lando did xD he just jumped right into it when rey and rose told him and luke
Who stressed the most? - both in their own ways
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. (lando would’ve turned the kate and william gear on but rey stopped him)
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - anyone who had anything to do with the first order
Sex:
Who is on top? - they switch
Who is the one to instigate things? - depends on the day
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - a decent amount of time, first time took a while bc it was new to them
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - they try but it’s more about quality than quantity
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory. (rey is touch starved and rose is soft)
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - maybe one I don’t know yet (I’m counting sperm donors and scifi tech for natural)
How many children will they adopt? - two (they accidentally adopt one and then adopt another on purpose)
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - whoever is the closest to do it
Who is the stricter parent? - probably rose
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - rose
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - rey
Who is the more loved parent? - they’re equally loved
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - they both go when they can
Who cried the most at graduation? - rey
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - rey
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - I like to think that rose loves cooking^^
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - neither, they both eat anything bc growing up they didn’t have a lot to eat
Who does the grocery shopping? - they do it together
How often do they bake desserts? - as often as possible
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - everything in moderation
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - definitely rey (her dads helped but it’s the thought that counts)
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - rey
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - REY
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - rey (bc rose cooks, it’s only fair)
Who is really against chores? - neither. they’re not hyped about them but they gotta do them
Who cleans up after the pets? - both (rey has an emotional support porg and rose got a loth-cat)
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - rose xD
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - rey (she’s not the cleanest person but she’s not a calrissian-skywalker for nothing)
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - rey
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - definitely rey, she loves bubble baths
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - their loth-cat is an indoor cat and cloud city still hasn’t recovered from the time they took the porg out
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - as often as possible
What are their goals for the relationship? - idk make each other happy and be the best version of themselves for the other
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - both^^
Who plays the most pranks? - I think they both do^^
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captainamericadrama · 7 years
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(Me with my mom back in 2012 at a wedding. By far not my favorite picture of me) As a child I always thought I got my nerdiness from my dad. He was had the construction and engineering degree, he was always building things, in school he was never super popular and he tended to give off this kinda nerdy vibe. But honestly, in these last few years I realized my mom is a giant freakin nerd and it's awesome. So I was watching TV in my room while doing some homework. My mom walked in to say goodnight, looked at the screen for like 2 seconds tops, and of just a couple of the fellowship, in cloaks, no discernible faces, and some horses. That's all she needed to know I was watching the first lotr. Might I add that about 10 minutes before this she was asleep, at which point she normally becomes super drowsy and disorientated for the rest of the night, but her eyes lit up and she got super excited, exclaiming "oh! I love this movie! Good choice!" My mom, the person who was the embodiment of a stereotypical "popular girl" in highschool, loves reality tv, is ridiculously pretty, spends hours on hair and makeup, and spends nearly every Saturday night at a party. But also she knows all of the lotr movies off the back of her hand. Heck, she was the first person I had a movie marathon with (yes, lotr)! The funny thing is, lotr aren't even her go to nerdy movies (despite the fact that we have all three on DVD). The second someone mentions Star Wars (especially IV to VI) she demands that we watch them. She not only had posters of Luke Skywalker while growing up, but would spend hours on the phone talking to her friends about it. Love you mom! So I guess there are 2 tldr: -my mom is an incredible nerd, and amazing woman. I'm more than proud to be her nerdy daughter. -also, pardon my language, f*** stereotypes. Judging people based on them might just deprive you of really awesome people in your lives, and can lead you to incorrect conclusions
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