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fragileizywriting · 2 years

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this is going to resonate with absolutely no one in the crowd and it is going to make zero sense but i have a felinette idea and the whole reason why it's felinette in the first place is because of the name "graham de vanilly" which i'm sure at some point was supposed to be a nod to vanilla graham crackers? hold on let me confirm with ghostie

okay so apparently his name is not at all a nod to vanilla graham crackers. i totally made that up, apparently. honest to god i thought that was the reference, but i'm totally wrong, so this is definitely going to be uhhhh a mess. anywaaayyy...

how about this: a chocolate com pimenta... inspired... fic... mixed with fire lily petals.

EXCEPT, EXCEPT,

alright here we go let me give you the rundown of my plot [shoves your wiki article away] no. don't look at that. you've never heard of chocolate com pimenta, that's fine. let me explain to you the fun. uh. how do i start this.

basic presmise of my fic would be something like this: the owners of the chocolate factory in the town of [whatever. france?] are getting wealthier and wealthier as the years go on. the graham de vanily household is absolutely full of wealth and money, and now the owner of the factory, felix, has absolutely everything he wants smack in the middle of his 20s.

except.

marinette, a poor girl in her very early 20s with confectionary parents, living on her uncle's farm after her parents passed away. she sells and makes her own confectionary in the town using the chocolate bars that the GDVs sell, except hers is good. like, good. rumors keep floating around that the sweetheart valentine chocolates end up making you aroused.

the sympathy mints make your heartache hurt less.

the truffle loverhoney she sells in jars are so sweet that every time you see someone you love you get a toothache.

the salty-tears taffy is a kid favorite, always making them cry on the first taste until you stop eating it.

there are decadent chocolate cakes with rows and rows of strawberries and fudge, there are carrot cakes shaped into interesting molds with powdered sugar, there are flans and puddings with condensed milk, passion-fruit mousses that ooze sweetness, and, and--

felix is so confused. he shows up, wanting to buy at least one of her items, just one of her sweets, and ends up falling in love with the girl behind the counter when she treats him so kindly. she's a breath of fresh air compared to what he deals with at the estate, and had no idea.

she's so sweet, just like the stuff she sells, and wow wow wow felix comes back home with a sweet in his hand that he's so terrified to try out.

he does.

oh god.

he spends every single chance he gets trying to convince her to work for "the gdv's, they'd love to have you," to which she says no thank you. he has no idea that marinette's also caught the eye of the city's star princess, chloe, a childhood friend of felix's who knows exactly what's happening every time he slips into marinette's shop, and has deliberately threatened her that if she gets any closer to felix she'll have issues.

chloe tries out the chocolate making business, too, trying to get felix's attention. she fails horribly. even when she thinks she's found marinette's secret, and uses it in her own chocolate making, everything comes out bland. something's afoot with marinette's confectionary skills.

i haven't thought any more ahead.

but i just really like the idea of felix and marinette eating chocolate together and giggling like children. so cute. i hope they get married in this fic, it'd be adorable-- this definitely wouldn't be a oneshot. i don't know.

#speakizys #fire lily petals #adjacent at least #i'm tagging simply so that i can find it again later #but it doesn't have anything to do with flp

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instantdeerlover · 4 years

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Where To Order Dessert From When That Chocolate Rice Cake Just Isn’t Going To Cut It

Enter stage right: you, wearing trackies and inexplicably, a t-shirt advertising Marmite. You do not remember where it came from or which day you put it on. It is either 4pm or 4am. Who knows. You open your cupboard and say out-loud, manically, alone: TIME FOR A SWEET TREAT BABY.

But wait, where are the Oreos? The brownies? You know the cheesecake is long gone, but the flapjack, surely you didn’t already eat the flapjack? Slick with regret and panic, the memory folds in, you at 3am crushing flapjack into your strawberry ice cream and calling it a sundae. Bless your heart.

The only thing left in the back of the cupboard is those chocolate rice cakes you bought at the beginning of all this, when you thought that you were going to get into meditation and something called ‘self-care’. Poor naive early-lockdown you, how could they have known you were going to average 42g of sugar a day? It’s a moment of desperation, you might even have thoughts like ‘could I put honey on the rice cake, would that help’?

No, it won’t. Order in from one of these places instead.

delivering across london Bread Ahead £ £ £ £ Cafe/Bakery in London Bridge ££££ Borough Market Not

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Hey, remember croissants? They’re these things you ate before you started inhaling leftover fridge-temperature carbonara for breakfast. Go back to the golden era of pain au chocolat with a big order from Bread Ahead. You can find their jam doughnuts, chocolate brownies, banana cake, and even a baker’s kit at their online shop, as well as virtual cooking courses. They’re delivering to a range of postcodes across London that you can check out here.

L'ETO Caffè ££££ 155 Wardour St

There’s cake, and then there’s L’Eto Café’s cakes. We’re talking honey cake as thick as a brick, chocolate sponge cake with additional chocolate glazing and rose buds, and a raspberry meringue cake we’d want to frame and eat at the same time. This seriously good Soho spot is delivering direct from their online shop, just be aware that you might need to give them a few days notice.

Crosstown Doughnuts & Coffee ££££ 4 Broadwick St

We could go for a chocolate truffle doughnut right about now. Or ten. Crosstown are delivering their big-deal doughnuts across London. Hit them up on their website for their classic selection, working from home box, or their vegan favourites. If you happen to live near Shoreditch or Battersea, they’re doing express delivery, and then weekend drop-offs for the rest of the city.

Flour And Flowers ££££ 8 Hackney Road

Question: What do you call a person who is eating a white chocolate choux in their pyjamas? Answer: A fucking winner, that’s what. Flour And Flowers is a cute little neighbourhood coffee shop that is now delivering things like a pear and double chocolate turnover and vegan banana loaf direct to your home. If you happen to live within 10 miles of their Hackney Road café then delivery is just £2, and £3.50 for further afield. Just be sure to give them 24-hours notice.

The Great British Cheesecake Company ££££ Unit 1b Windermere Ave

No, you’re not going to mush up some quark and a Freddo and call it a cheesecake. Have some respect. Order one in from The Great British Cheesecake Company instead. They started as a food market regular, but now they deliver across London from a whole bunch of places from E14 over to NW3. To all our big kids out there, they also do a Kinder Bueno number.

Doughnut Time £ £ £ £ Cafe/Bakery in Soho ££££ 96 Shaftesbury Ave

Doughnut Time - or as we like to call it, right now - are doing DIY kits. Their packs come with freshly made doughnuts and all of the decorative supplies you’ll need to get your Bob Ross on with some icing. The kits start at twenty quid and if you’re feeling a little bit extra, they’re selling aprons and stickers too.

Lily Vanilli Bakery ££££ 6 The Courtyard

A wedding cake for one? Honestly, why the hell not, the snack rule book is abandoned. Lily Vanilli creates the kind of sweet treats that would make the average Bake Off contestant weep in a corner, and although their seriously impressive cakes start around the £50 mark, it’s worth it for a particularly glam isolation birthday. They also have more affordable, casual brownies and cupcakes available for delivery too.

SAID dal 1923 Antica Fabbrica del Cioccolato Roma ££££ 41 Broadwick St

We have a new hobby. It involves falling asleep with a box of chocolates and seeing how many haven’t melted by the time we wake up. Good times. Anyway, Said 23 are delivering their assorted pralines throughout London, including a large box set that even we’d struggle to finish. Specialising in all things ciococcolato, you can also order chocolate spread, their signature hot chocolate powder, and something very sexy called a magnum bar.

north Amorino ££££ 110 Upper St

Yeah, fuck you rice cracker and the yoga-pumped dreams you sailed in on. We’re going back to old faithful, ice cream. More specifically, the 1100ml tub of gelato delivered from London-wide ice cream chain Amorino. They’re also doing waffles, crepes, macarons, and something very sexy called Tête a Tête that involves two flavours of gelato and a whole bunch of macarons to add on top. Lovely.

Dunn's Bakery ££££ 6 The Broadway

Dunn’s Bakery have been serving the people of Crouch End since 1820. So, roughly around the same time you last took a shower. For the first time they’re now delivering everything from cinnamon buns to cherry bakewell tarts and a lemon drizzle cake. If you’re looking for a big-deal celebration cake, they’ve got that covered too, although we’ve got our eye on the classic jam doughnuts.

Uncle John's Bakery ££££ 76 West Green Rd

We’re big fans of Uncle John’s bread. But this isn’t about bread, this is about sugar, and this great, little Ghanaian bakery in Seven Sisters is also delivering their carrot cake, sweet rolls, coconut chin chin, and cake with custard. Look out for sweet bad, a coconut doughnut situation that is only a pound and seriously moerish.

Pophams £ £ £ £ Cafe/Bakery in Islington ££££ 19 Prebend St

We once described Pophams’ croissants as ‘a top, top, top croissant’. That’s three ‘tops’ people. If that doesn’t convince you enough to order from this excellent Islington bakery, their menu will. Expect pain au chocolats, sweet homemade granola, and their signature bacon and maple pastry. Heads up, you’ll need to pre-order and be aware that the pastries sell-out fast.

Unico ££££ St John’s Wood High Street

Unico is one of those pastel-coloured gelato spots where you picture one day meeting the love of your life, or at least a really excellent scoop of biscotto. They’re now delivering their gelato straight to your door from their St John’s Wood location, including flavours like pistachio, salted caramel, cremino, and more. If you’re not into gelato - why? - they’re also delivering whole cakes, waffles, milkshakes, and homemade chocolate and hazelnut sauce.

south Little Bread Pedlar ££££ Unit 10, Dockley Road

The Little Bread Pedlar is pretty much just what we call our mouths now, but it’s also an excellent artisan bakery situation in Bermondsey. You can now order their bakewell tarts, almond croissants, and sourdough online for delivery within three miles, or for collection. You’re definitely going to want to get involved in the butter bread, but you can’t go wrong with a round of cardamom and orange buns too.

Juliet's ££££ 110 Mitcham Road

This popular South London brunch spot and British restaurant make things like homemade sourdough doughnuts stuffed with bergamot curd. sorry, think we just passed out for a second there. Juliet’s Quality Foods in Tooting are now delivering their, err, quality sweet snacks, including their beloved pistachio cake slice and the marshmallow, chocolate, and sea salt cookie. Heads up, they’re also delivering something called a Baller Cake Basket which, honestly, we need.

Cafe Mori ££££

Cafe Mori’s matcha fondant would trump your chocolate digestives in a fight any day. This Japanese spot in Wimbledon are not only delivering their udon and rice dishes, you can also get their matcha crepe, mori cheesecake, dorayaki redbean, and more straight to your door. If you’re after a little afternoon tea moment, there’s plenty of speciality coffee, hoji cha, and bubble teas too.

The South East Cakery & Café ££££ 20 Upland Road

If there was ever a time to buy yourself a large personalised chocolate brownie with ‘I love me’ written in icing, it’s now. The South East Cakery are normally all about huge wedding cakes and serving treats from their café, but right now they’re delivering care packages full of essentials and those family-sized brownies. If you live in or around East Dulwich you can order during the week for Saturday delivery.

east Beigel Bake £ £ £ £ Deli in Shoreditch ££££ 159 Brick Ln 8.1 /10

24-hour Brick Lane bakery, Beigel Bake, is arguably as quintessentially London as Sherlock Holmes and traffic. And now, they’ve only gone and made their own delivery app. You can obviously order classics like the salt beef beigel, but there’s cheesecake, doughnuts, chocolate fudge brownies, and an apple strudel to get involved with too. Our personal favourite will forever be the caramel shortbread though.

Pophams Hackney £ £ £ £ Cafe/Bakery in Hackney ££££ 197 Richmond Road 8.2 /10

We once described Pophams’ croissants as ‘a top, top, top croissant’. That’s three ‘tops’ people. If that doesn’t convince you enough to order from this excellent Hackney bakery, their menu will. Expect pain au chocolats, sweet homemade granola, and their signature bacon and maple pastry. Heads up, you’ll need to pre-order and be aware that the pastries sell-out fast.

Rinkoff's Bakery ££££ 224 Jubilee St

A crodough is the beautiful lovechild of a croissant and a doughnut, and they’re Rinkoff’s speciality. You can order a whole selection of this family-run bakeries sweet things for collection, directly from their website or get them delivered across the East End. If you want the low-down on toppings, expect things like nutella, dulce de leche, oreos, pistachio, plus a rainbow cake for that special someone (you).

west Unico ££££ 37 Pembridge Rd

Unico is one of those pastel-coloured gelato spots where you picture one day meeting the love of your life, or at least a really excellent scoop of biscotto. They’re now delivering their gelato straight to your door from their Notting Hill and Chelsea locations, including flavours like pistachio, salted caramel, cremino, and more. If you’re not into gelato - why? - they’re also delivering whole cakes, waffles, milkshakes, and homemade chocolate and hazelnut sauce.

Kova Patisserie South Kensington ££££ 16 Old Brompton Road

Kova Patisserie is selling a cake bundle called Matcha Party. If you’re asking yourself what a party is, don’t worry, we can’t remember either. Anyway, this Japanese patisserie in South Kensington is now dropping off tea and cake bundles that involve vanilla mille crepes, matcha tarts, strawberry shortcake, and their signature bubble teas. If you’re feeling wild there’s also a surprise cake bundle for £24 where they’ll pick your flavours for you.

Amorino ££££ 67a King's Rd

Yeah, fuck you rice cracker and the yoga-pumped dreams you sailed in on. We’re going back to old faithful, ice cream. More specifically, the 1100ml tub of gelato delivered from Amorino Chelsea. They’re also doing waffles, crepes, macarons, and something very sexy called Tête a Tête that involves two flavours of gelato and a whole bunch of macarons to add on top. Lovely.

Badiani 1932 Notting Hill ££££ 42 Notting Hill Gate

Get ready freezer, you’re about to meet the produce of one of Florence’s oldest gelaterias. Delivering in and around Notting Hill, you can order Badiani Gelato’s cones, wafflers, and tubs of gelato to enjoy now, but freeze for later too. Their pinguino ice cream bars are also a winner.

Dominique Ansel Bakery £ £ £ £ Cafe/Bakery in Victoria ££££ 17-21 Elizabeth St 7.8 /10

Dominique Ansel is sort of The Godfather of baked goods. Think, Marlon Brando, but with a piping bag and exceptional pastries. The inventor of the cronut, you can expect OTT treats, as well as simple classics like pain au chocolat and cookies. If you live nearby their Belgravia bakery, hit them up here.

Kova Patisserie ££££ 9-12 St Anne's Court

Kova Patisserie is selling a cake bundle called Matcha Party. If you’re asking yourself what a party is, don’t worry, we can’t remember either. Anyway, this Japanese patisserie in Soho are now dropping off tea and cake bundles that involve vanilla mille crepes, matcha tarts, strawberry shortcake, and their signature bubble teas. If you’re feeling wild there’s also a surprise cake bundle for £24 where they’ll pick your flavours for you.

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