#Jebster
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Y O U
S T O P L I K I N G M Y S T U P I D S H I T
SHAKES YOU SHAKES YOU SHAKES YOU SHAKES YOU SHAKES YOU SHAKES YOU SHAKES YOU SHAKES YOU SHAKES YOU
#/silly#glitchyk randomness#jest awesome#pretty jester jumpscare#why prebby jebster interact with me
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soooooo since the trailer is out i can finally talk about this:
look at this FUCKING costume change!!!!! JESTER MOMENTS, GUYS. JESTER. MOMENTS. you don't understand.
but also, uh. bad time to be a raine fan.
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I want to make a Jester-sona so badly but no know how...😔😔
And brain don't know even knob how jebsters act...
😔😔
-Rabid help.
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which moot bullies you the most and which moot do you bully the most
jebster
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Friend(?? I dunno if they confused me friend-) things
Rabid
Pics of rabid being cool
Poppy that’s me
Rabid jump-scare/j
More rabid being cool
Even more cool jebster friend
It has awaken
Smile/pretty 🫵
Moshieee
One of the nicest people in the universe
Dia
Bun
A lot of em/Gang chaos
Uno.
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This is more of a note for myself but if there's any confusion on why I tag something in funny way here's a small guide for ya :]
The blorbos from my shows:
Madness combat
Insert the madness hub = kind of reader insert kind of thing
Madness resource pack = food to keep the lore grind going (you know how I saw something then said #canon, it's basically that but much more easier to find when I write something)
c = tag the madcom blorbos
- now to the blorbos -
Mc'obo = Director Phobos
Jebster = Jebus / Jebediah Christoff
Trickster = Tricky the clown / Hoffnar
Crackpot is just crackpot (maybe I'll add the beloved at the end but I do that in almost all of my nickname tags)
Shermersher = Sheriff
El mur mur = 2BDamned / Doc (Murdock...)
Honkse = Hank J. Wimbleton
The Stanley parable
Stanley = Stanley :]
The best boy = the Narrator
Line™ = The stanley parable's adventure line™
The rest? Well I don't remember. But if I remembered or acquired new blorbs then they will soon be here and added to the list. I probably drop some random ass headcanon about them and my own lore drop abt em in the tags (I'm not that big brain of making a theory but I am capable to fuck canon up for sport) and I hope you are ready for that, that's all have a nice day :]
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Jebster
why
6/10
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TELL US MORE ABOUT 2BJEB.... NOW!!!
YOU GUYS ARE INSATIABLE okay i have said all this before or idk i dont remember but the first thing you need to know about dr christoff is that hes literally gay and trans and he beats up people who say shit like christians hate gays because he literally has anger issues and also a strong sense of justice (messiah complex) which is a really amazing combination of traits to have in a gigantic man because he will fucking come at you if youre a bitch but if youre getting bullied god knows he will send someone flying for you youre fucking welcome also stop crying its unsightly. Jebster is extremely hotheaded and full of himself as you all knew already, he likes to think of himself as a guardian of sorts, and keep people from digging too deep and unleashing horrors beyond their wildest imaginations re: him keeping the keystone fragment out of undesirable hands
2BDamned on the flipside is nevadas first homosexual bicycle , he is also extremely transsexual and can unlock your secret gay thoughts just by looking at you. This isnt very relevant but just know that hes kind of a big deal. Hes in love with the unspeakable and extremely hungry for knowledge, and is perhaps the only person sensible enough to use it correctly unlike bozos such as the employers or director phobos. 2b never loses because he always plays for both sides (re: guess who revived both both jeb and the sheriff LOL and guess whos been reviving hank) , hes no stranger to unlikely / tentative alliances because he knows what people want and knows how to give it to them or at least how to help them get it. In this manner hes been almost singlehandedly puppeteering his side of nevada (SQs name has a lot of weight), when an incident occurs if docs not directly involved he’d still find a way to Know about it. His network is expansive and his goals are kind of sinister
Anyway with docs control freak tendencies and jeb’s self appointed role of nevada’s “saviour” its no wonder they find each other repulsive. Jeb’s been somewhat traumatised after seeing what dictators tend to become after achieving ‘godhood’ and he knows that 2b has no intention of letting sleeping dogs lie once he gets his hands on that power. Doc is Extremely frustrated at the fact that jeb could be a very useful piece on the board if he would. Just. Listen. For ONCE, but noooo because hes convinced himself that 2b is the worst evil ever hes never going to listen to him unless hes absolutely sure hes not being used , which is never. So they circle each other endlessly, jeb wanting to trust doc but knowing he cant and 2b having to play 5D chess to get jeb to do whate he wants anyway. Go figure
Also they have sex sometimes. This is the curse of being a gay man pushing sixty (most virile age range) youre going to meet the most annoying person in the world and then realise theyre irresistibly sexy. Disclaimer: I <3 toxic relationships. Jebs so dramatic about it too, hes always like i cant believe im doing this with you , people our age would have settled down by now and 2bs like (smoking afterglow blunt) if thats your way of asking me out youre going to have to try harder. Also 2b is jeb’s T dealer if i forgot to mention that earlier , jeb doesnt want to buy from anyone else because again he has no friends and would like to pretend that he and doc are friends
#Thanks for the ask !#I FORGOT TO POST THIS AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#2bjeb is literally the funniest ship to me#like i want to believe so badly that jeb is his side hoe#hes like oohooo woe is me i keep being seduced by you and 2bs like weve been doing this for a couple of decades now just admit you like me#like im sure they grew to care for each other but also jeb gets mad far too easily and 2b cant use his usual carrot and stick tactics to win#him over because hes just not so easy .......
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GET BOOPED YOU WONDERFUL BEING
NOOOOOO
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talking to jordyn about jester things && new headcanon just dropped. in 2015, five years pre-canon, when scooter crane first announces his retirement (to raine, not publicly), part of raine's preparation to succeed him included them getting comfortable being in the castle / in the throne room. on top of their duties as a district coven leader, raine became something of a court musician. they would play private solo ( or sometimes small ensemble ) performances for the emperor's coven officials on duty, usually just as background noise, or to underscore an event, etc. in the later years, they would even travel to events throughout the isles ( covention day, the coven day parade, etc ). in other words — they had an established presence in the castle long before they became coven head, && though belos had an aversion to bards due to their extensive historical knowledge, most witches found them to be unassuming && harmless. this underestimation allowed raine to be in close proximity to belos' closest personal counsel, while more or less blending into the background as a lowly musican.
#jebster <3 <——— intentional misspelling of jester btw it comes from a friend#raine vc i hate performing so much especially in here but i will do it for the espionage of it all#headcanon.#out of.
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Tags, and what the fuck do they mean
God finally, it's finished
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Warning tags:
Most of them are just cw/[insert something here] but there's two personalized ones, both for myself honestly:
#Kinda nasty ngl = suggestive theme tag
#Food of all trades = food n drinks
[so that I don't go hungry easily while scrolling around Tumblr]
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#Gramrocks = writing tag
#Momorombo = me arty tag
#The council have spoken = Me posting moment
#Ask answered! = self explanatory
#Blog management = posts abt the blog
#Sussus amongus moment = vent tag ;-; (also beware I vent at random)
#Questionnaires = smth abt me
#Hit me up boppin = songs that slaps reblog
#Dap me up = must watch/listen/look into list
#Bookmark = things I want to check out later on tumblr
#Fun bits = inspo tag
#Horror bits = inspo tag, with a dark side
#Ocs inspo = self explanatory
#Scrapbook = OCs talk
#For later = tag your oc kind of thing
#Booklet = info post
#Monchlet = fics
#Writing material = tips and tricks in writing kind of jazz
#Writing reference = something cool to add in writing
#Artutorip = tips and tricks in drawing
#For myself = Personal development
#Importante = Important
#Ylisis = The blorbo analysis
#cackawaka moment = funny fucking shit that got me cackling like joker
#water creatures = water creatures
#cowboy funk = cowboy related posts
Fandoms:
Madness Combat
Phobo... (Phobos dedicated tag)
Jebster (Jebus dedicated tag)
The Stanley Parable
Inscryption
Kirby
I have no mouth and I must scream
Oh yeah by the way, here's my own diy blorbos that I talk about often:
#[Charlie]
#[Hank and Phil, HP] (character is not completed yet)
#[The Cattiquins] though this sometimes falls to two categories:
#[Non-defective cattiquins] and #[Defective cattiquins] (it's not available yet)
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Soup
Good soup
Jebster soup
soup 💃
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@JebBush @JohnJHarwood You’re not the guy to be talking about weak Jebster...you folded in the debates like a bad origami. https://www.youtube.com/c/lifesang
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#goatopia #Jebster .... The Obie's 💗#Goat #goats #Goatized (at Tiverton R. I.)
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Why tf are 20 of you gremlins following me around-
I’m just an idiot that unintentionally does funny things/hj
Now that I think about it, I was gonna draw my mime character earlier… well since I’m apparently so funny, guess I might draw a jebster of myself/ a jebster. That’s what I’m calling jesters now, jebsters. The propaganda of the jester variety is starting to get to me
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