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#In hindsight my desperation leading me to genuinely hope the water trick would work is darkly funny
surrogate-fawn · 5 months
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True (Sad) Story:
[Three co-workers get unexpectedly pregnant within the ten months I worked at this restaurant.]
One of these co-workers: "Lol I guess don't drink the water here!"
Me: [Doesn't want an unplanned pregnancy but is so depressed and desperate at the time I was willing to jinx myself because going the "oopsie" route has worked for everyone else.] "Haha yup." *Repeatedly fills cup with tap water.*
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