The fact that Madonna is not trending on here right now proves this is a culture-less gringo app in my eyes
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Halftime Show, Part II
Madonna: *singing Like a Prayer*
Me: FUCK FUCK WHERE'S MY LIGHTER FUCK I HAVE TO WAVE ALONG.
Mom: Meg, it's on the TV.
Me: SHUT UP IT'S LIKE A PRAYER YOU CAN'T NOT HOLD A LIGHTER TO THAT SONG.
Mom: It. Is. On. The. Television.
Me:
Mom: You are not at a Madonna concert.
Me:
Mom: No matter how much you wish it.
Me: I am going to listen to my Madonna albums at full volume all week just because you said that.
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