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#I'm having a good day today just chilling with big kiddo because the kindergarten is at strike lol
soryualeksi · 2 years
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Random funny note, because I don't even think I make attempts to be particularly butch and I'm certainly not taken for a guy because my boobs are, sadly, enormous. I have long hair (a pretty long ponytail with undercut, to be exact) and, well, huge boobs.
And yet one reaction of some of my new colleagues was a friendly but kind of surprised. "So you're married... To... To a man?"
And I think that's hilarious.
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oh-surprise-its-me · 7 months
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*KICKS DOOR DOWN*
PLEASE WRITE TEACHER!JAMIE AND FIREFIGHTER!ROY!!!!
I have NO CHILL and I'm already in love with the idea.
Like, did they meet because Roy rescued some handsome barely dresses unconscious man and he totally kinda fell in love when he saw those eyes open the first time?
Like.... I just... Me and Jamie need to know 😁
HEHEHE WELCOME HOME BABYYY
I know I’m in love with them too 😭
I’m so sorry I didn’t write exactly what you said but I totally agree…
Also do I know anything about the UK education system? No. Did I google it? No. I’m forcing y’all to live with the American words and style that I use.
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Uncle Roy!!” Phoebe slams into his legs. Roy bends and kisses the top of her head. “Hey babygirl.” Theres a small cough from behind them. Roy looks over his shoulder at the blond man covered in paint.
“Mr. Kent?” Roy shakes his head. “Roy please. Kent was my father.”
Phoebe gasps, “uncle Roy! This is Mr. Jamie! He let me help the kindergarteners paint today!”
Roy nods, he knew Phoebe was looking forward to this day. “Why aren’t you covered in paint hon?” She bounces over to her locker and pulls out what looks like a big apron. “Mr. Jamie got it for me!”
Jamie flushes slightly and smiles at Roy, “she needed a smock. Saw this one the other day thought she might like it.”
It’s a smock that’s made to look like a bunch of dog faces. He smiles at Jamie, “seems like you’ve got good taste. Thanks for watching her, I got a call right before and it ran long.”
Jamie tilts his head and raises an eyebrow, “cop?” Roy laughs, “firefighter.” Jamie smiles at that he gently taps Roy’s arm, “might have to have you back to do fire safety.”
Roy laughs as Phoe comes back to him. “Sure reach out to the station. We do a lot of outreach.”
Phoebe tugs Roy’s shirt sleeve. “Can we get food?” He laughs and picks her up, “uncle Roy! I’m too big for this!” Jamie laughs from where he’s standing, “I bet no one thinks the kids they see grow are too big.”
Roy smiles at Jamie, “he’s right kiddo.” Phoebe smiles at them, “okay!” Roy laughs and kisses her head. Jamie picks up her backpack, “I’ll carry it to the car for you two?” Roy smiles at him, “thanks.”
They end up outside at Roy’s car. “Go on Phoe get buckled.”
Jamie passes the bag over to Roy and their hands brush. Jamie blushes lightly, “I bet you’ll pick her up again right?” Roy smiles and taps Jamie’s hand, “course I’ll see you again.”
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When they got the call of smoke in a kitchen and no one responding to knocks they decided to go.
Roy decides to try one more knock. He bangs on the door. He can hear a yell from inside the house.
“FUCK COMING GODDAMN FIRE.”
The door is ripped open.
Roy can only blink at the naked man with a towel on in front of him. “Mr Tartt?” Jamie blinks at him. “Roy?”
There’s a yell from behind them, “ROY does he know his kitchen is on fire?” Roy spins to look at Dani. Shit right. “Is your kitchen on fire?” Jamie claps and runs back into the room. “Help!”
Roy and Dani take off after him. They end up in the kitchen Roy yanks Jamie back from the sink with the flaming pot in it. “Stay.”
Jamie blinks at him and obeys. Roy sprays the fire with a fire extinguisher. It fizzles out quickly. “Go ahead and tell the guys it’s fine Dani. I’ll ask what happened.” Dani raises an eyebrow but agrees with a nod to Jamie.
“So. What did happen?”
Jamie blushes slightly and shrugs, “you’ll laugh.” Roy tilts his head, “it literally can’t be that bad.” Jamie laughs and gets a bit redder.
“I was going to cook eggs and so I turned it on low. So the oil would heat up. Realized I needed to wash out the hair dye. Ran to the other sink down here. And it burned.”
Roy stares at him. He can’t believe this man teaches children. He takes Jamie’s arm and tugs him over to the table. “Sit. I’m going to explain as to why that was an incredibly fucking stupid idea.”
Jamie blinks. “Can I find pants?” Roy snorts and shakes his head, “you’ll remember this lesson more if we have it right now.” Jamie’s mouth drops open and he twists his hand in the towel, “You’re fucking with me.”
Roy grins and nods. “Go find pants pretty boy. I’ll tell the squad to head back.” Jamie tilts his head, Roy can’t help but think of a puppy. “Okaay does that mean I get to drive you back to the station?” Roy smiles at him again, he nods. Jamie grins at that and dodges into the other room.
Roy has no idea what he just signed up for.
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