#I want to do this with homemade clay puppets or something but I am very tired
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Dhmis - FEELINGS (fan script)
Disclaimer: I am not British, sorry if that makes it weird
Content Includes: Violence and Extreme Anger that leads to violence
And so it begins:
(Like usual, a new version of the intro song plays)
There’s three of us!
There’s three of us!
Look closely and you’ll see
There’s three of us
Just three of us
It’s him and you and me
And everyday we all hang out
To find out what we talk about
Red: And I think I am remembering
Yellow: And it hurts my brain to…(singing stops) what?
Duck: Remembering? Remembering what?
Red: I dunno, I think it’s…all the things that have been happening to us.
Duck: What do you mean?
Red: What do I? *scoff* nevermind…….
idiot.
Duck: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME
Red: I SAID, NEVERMIND, *BEEPING TO CENSOR SWEARS*
*Please stand by*
There’s three of us!
Just three of us!
Us three
(The episode title screen says FEELINGS with various emoji cliparts near it.)
(Initials for all characters are as follows: R = Red, D = Duck, Y = Yellow, B = Beetha who is the new teacher)
(In the kitchen, Duck is trying to make sunny-side up eggs, humming to himself.
Harry taps the table as he stares at it and Yellow walks in with paper and markers, splaying them all over the table.
Duck looks over and huffs.)
D: I’m making breakfast. Put that somewhere else.
Y: But you’re not done yet.
D: I don’t care! Put it away! It’s messing up the table.
H: Just let him color or something so he stops whining.
D: Well if you’re both so impatient why don’t you help?
H: I never said it was taking too long.
D: You. The yellow one. Put your rubbish away and help me.
Y: Aw okay…
(Yellow puts his stuff away by throwing it out the front door.
Harry facepalms and sighs at that. Duck’s feathers ruffle.)
D: Bloody hell, you make me so angry!!!
(Before a dejected yellow can close the door, a small bee starts to fly in.)
Y: Oh look it’s a butterfly!
D: SHUT UP AND DON’T LET THAT THING IN HERE!
R: Yeah, I think I might be allergic.
(Before yellow can close the door, the bee poofs into a larger size/scale. She looks like a mildly duller Yellow Guy with a big bee body, but she has medium eye lashes and a big round triangular nose.)
B: Did someone say feelings?!
R: uh No.
B: haha I guess you’re right, but I did hear this bird here mention anger! And I’m here to teach you about feelings just like that and more!
R: Oh bother here we go again
(Feelings song sung by Beetha:)
Sometimes we’re happy
Like When we get a present
And sometimes we’re sad
Like when somebody dies
Sometimes we’re feeling things that
Don’t quite make sense
And that’s alright
It’s alright
Sometimes we’re annoyed
At pet peeves and stains
Sometimes we’re angry
And explode in our brain
Sometimes it much more
Complicated
So here’s some more feelings
A bit more complex!
Distraught at the cycles
That harm us all the time
Depressed from the trauma
That you have to keep inside
Cause if you go crazy
And you lose your mind
Well it’s not so pleasant
So here’s what I find
Breath in
(Breath in)
Breath out
(Breath out)
And here’s some more feelings to know about!
Embarrassed and flustered
And furious or blue
Lust and admiration
Oh! And also love too
(A beat passes as Shrigold comes in and Yellow screams upon seeing him.)
Fear and discomfort
Resigned and down
Let’s all look at our feelings town!
(The trio all give each other a look at that last line, silently judging the word choice for a cheap rhyme. The music is still playing but no one is singing.)
B: How are you feeling, Red Guy?
R: Distraught and disturbed
B: And you little guy?
D: Annoyed and perturbed
B: And you?
Y: Well I’m having fun but something feels wrong and my guys feel all mushy in a bad way.
B: So you’re in discomfort?
Y: Not quite
B: Upset?
Y: I really don’t know-
B: Lustful?
Y: Haha, Definitely not!
B: Just pick one!
Y: But I don’t-
(Beetha becomes suddenly very angry, turning a new shade of red all over her body.)
B: PICK ONE.
Y: *shrinking in fear* Okay okay I’m scared!
B: *taking a few deep breaths and goes back to normal color* Very good!
(Beetha goes back to singing one more time.)
Now we all know how we feel!!!~
*song ends for real *
B: While we do know our general feelings, how do we feel about each other?
R: I don’t really like you.
B: that’s very rude to say you know!
R: I’m just being honest. I only tolerate the other two.
B: Ohh You’re joking! How funny!
R: It’s not a joke.
B: No, I know it is, because you like looking at the green one at least!
R: *suddenly stands up* How do you know about that?
D: Wait you like looking at me??? And why does this feel familiar???
B: (to duck) You don’t remember the blackout or anything?
D: I do not! That never happened
B: *to the side of the screen where Roy is hidden in the background* Oh gee I’ve said too much sorry boss-
D: Who are you talking to???
B: It’s none of your bee’s wax! Anyway, (to yellow), how do you feel about the other two?
Y: I don’t really want to talk…
B: (turning slightly red) Speak damnit!
Y: *fearful again* Okay okay Sometimes I get scared when they get angry but they’re my mates and they’re alright!
B: (to duck) I can see where all your anger comes from with this one
D: Ha, told you so!
R: *finally sits down* You’re both just rude, mate.
D: heh…heh..
B: DON’T TALK TO US LIKE THAT!
R: *immediately stands up again* OH YEAH? WANNA GO??? *slaps her*
Beetha scream and her stinger extends to be longer before she stabs Red in the chest.
R: *choking*
D: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HE’S ALLERGIC *gets stabbed as well* OH AGHHH
Y: NO MY FRIENDS PLEASE STOP
B: *huffs* What was that?
Y: Please just go I won’t hurt you
(Beetha groans in annoyance.)
B: ugh, FINE! Just one more thing.
Y: Yeah…?
(Beetha smiles crazily.)
B: DIE. *stabs him too*
The three all gather together, crawling on the floor as Beetha leaves out the front door in the background.
R: I’m sorry I said all that stuff and made her kill us.
D: I guess I’m sorry too…
Y: hooray! we’re all friends again!
D: Please be quiet… I want to go in peace…
Y: Okay…
R: One more thing before we uh…go. Two actually.
D: just hurry please…
R: Well for one thing, you’re alright, yellow. And for another (to duck) … I still really like looking at you.
D: …I second that.
They all wheeze and laugh until Red stops laughing. He is completely silent and still.
D: …I think he’s dead.
Y: No, he’s just sleeping…I think it’s time for bed.
D: *he laughs hysterically* I guess you’re-!…right…
(The other two go still before the scene fades to the living room with everyone unscathed in their usual seats. Our cast looks at each other solemnly as a credit song starts to play, the screen fading to black with white text.)
(Credits song:)
You make me fang-y
And sometimes so sad
And sometimes so angry
That it drives me mad
But I guess you’re okay
It all could be worse
I hope one day
We get out
And that I’m not the first
And the only~
At the end of the day
We loop slowly~
I couldn’t do this alone
I’m just glad I have you
Without needing a phone.
FIN.
#dhmis#don’t hug me i’m scared#fluffybird#fan script#this took me an hour#just to write it lol#I want to do this with homemade clay puppets or something but I am very tired#I might do that later#hope y’all liked it :D#fanfiction#but worse /j
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