I don’t ask for much. I just want a bag that’s not a canvas tote, a laptop sleeve with a strap, or a backpack that can fit my MacBook, my iPad, the keyboard for my iPad, my Kindle Paperwhite, my Kindle Fire, my reMarkable tablet, my MP3 player, two paperbacks, my bullet journal, a notepad for scrap paper, a multidevice charger, my external hard drive, my over-the-ear headphones, my bone conduction earbuds, my corded headphones, my tiny dog-shaped Bluetooth speaker, my electronics cleaning kit, my blue light glasses, my regular glasses, my little clip for cleaning my glasses, mints, gum, paper soap, my travel toothbrush, my pill box for my regular meds, Motrin, laxatives, an emergency gummy, travel paper towels, deodorant wipes, face wipes, nail polish removing wipes in case I get fidgety, scissors, a travel screwdriver, Band-Aids, antibiotic cream, rash cream for work, all the pens I could possibly need, spare crappy pens that I can afford to lose to give to people who need to borrow one, some sort of fidget toy, a detergent pen, travel utensils, tissues, a fold-up water bottle, gum, mints, slip-ons in a little bag so I can change my shoes if I get uncomfortable, a cell phone lanyard, and Gorilla Glue.