A silly remake of the because (blank) killed my grandma, okay meme based of a silly conversation had with @peccaberry

[Image description: the background is an edited screenshot from the animated movie Trolls. The Troll was edited out and replaced with the Pokemon Legends Arceus Character Commander Kamado. He is a pale skinned man with dark grey eyes, dark grey hair that is pulled back to show his forehead, the ends of his hair stick up at the back of his neck. He has a bushy mustache and messy sideburns. Instead of his usual outfit he is wearing Galarian armor and a headband on his head. He has a Pokeball fastened to his side. His head is turned slightly to the left. The text at the bottom of the image is written in white and says: Because Sky Cooties killed my wife, okay? End Description.]