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gaymurdersalad · 2 months

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Jack worked at fazbucks??? What was it like when he worked there?? Does he still have the apron??

Can we.

See him in it?

> man, yall wanna see this sexy orange bastard so bad it makes u look stupid.

> I dont blame u. here

> hehe. i frequented this location while he was there. that purple bloke wasnt there, i guess he skipped out on this one. man u would be surprised how many kids can be killed in a coffee shop tho. matt was there. told me henry put five kids in the espresso machine. jimbo was there too. told me henry ground them up into coffee grounds. whatever. i dont even know who henry is. if he really did it then he can make some sexy iced coffee. chopped up kids is better than the usual ground up roaches. look that up btw.

> anyways

> would

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