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devildom-moss · 7 months

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I can tell you what fruits i like!

Apples

Oranges

Kiwi

Dragonfruit

Pears

The kinda pears we call pears but arent pears

Lychee

Strawberries

Blueberries

Raspberries

Grapes

Bananas

Durian

Mangosteen

Papaya

Longan

Mangos

Watermelon

Cherries

Peach

Guava

That one fruit thats like a mangosteen but not

Coconuts

Honeydew

Rambutan

Passion fruit

Theres probably more that i forgot </3

That's quite a lot. I actually have not heard mangosteen or rambutan before. Some of these are not super widely available where I live, though. I know what a loganberry is, but I have never seen one being sold. Maybe I need to go to farmers markets again (but crowds of people and sunlight...)

I don't know what the unnamed not-pear is or the not-mangosteen is. There are pears that don't look like traditional pear shapes (Asian pears, for example), but they are still pears.

I am curious if you were just listing or if you went in a particular order? When I mentioned that I shouldn't be allowed to mention fruit I like, I mostly meant my top favorite fruits. (Which I'm actually weirdly specific if I'm asked about my favorite fruit. It's mango - but specifically honey/yellow mango because it's the superior mango and pomegranate is a close second, so I feel like it's unfair to lump all mangos into the top spot when, yeah all mangos are good, but the honey mango does the heavy lifting in the favorite position. I can't do pomegranate dirty like that. The poor fruit has such a short season for me to treat it like that).

My favorite fruits tend to have romantic or erotic associations/symbolism. (I accidentally have slutty tastes, I guess?) I just get into using them in writing: the sweetness, the color, the seasonality, the ability to stain. . . I enjoy using food in writing in general, I think. My brain just gets a kick out of adding it into writing. It adds a bit of spice (pardon the pun - or pun adjacent since spices aren't technically food, and the double entendre for when I write about food in smut)

#stabbylikesnukes #replies #moss lover speaks #not me just now questioning if this means I got a foodplay kink... I don't think so?? Maybe?#Also while I'm here in the tags let me add some discourse. Apples are great. Except for red delicious. That's just deceptive.#For nature's natural cardboard flavoring red delicious apples have some nerve #I have a bone to pick with blood orange too. Why do you have such a cool name for such a garbage fruit?#I give it a chance in desserts and I'm open to retrying it but it just disappoints #I've said on multiple occasions the only way I'll accept a marriage proposal is if they make something using blood orange that tastes good #I might not be a normal human... sorry

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