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Attack on Titan Version

Black Cards

v What’s Grisha Jäger doing?

v So, what’s in the basement?

v Hello, I am Jean and I like ______.

v Levi’s catchphrase is ______.

v What is worse than Marco’s death?

v The new plan to take back Wall Maria involves ______ and ______.

v Levi’s secret is ______.

v Beyond the walls, other than the Ocean is _______.

v The Military has discovered that titans have another weakness: ____.

v Armin’s latest idea to defeat the titans involves ____, ____, and ____.

v Sie sind das essen und wir sind die _____.

v Sasha’s love of potatoes has been eclipsed by her desire for ( ).

v When the titans broke through the wall, I had to leave behind everything except ( ).

v Why did Hannes save Mikasa and Eren?

v In the scouting legion, ____ and ____ are now standard issue.

v What do the wall worshipers use for sacrifices?

v Why are the Beast Titan’s arms so long?

v What are the soldiers’ titan-killing swords made of?

v What were the makers of a Slap on Titan on when creating their abridged series?

v What do the Titans dream about?

v What 2 things does Erwin use to get ready in the morning?

v Erwin's hobbies include ( ) and ( ).

v The true reason the Asians are almost extinct is ( ).

v How does Connie shave his head?

v Who created the 3DMG?

v Who is the true saviour of humanity?

v Why didn’t the Santa Claus Titan devour Armin?

v Jean hasn’t died yet because of ( ).

v As they don’t do any titan killing, what do the Military Police use their 3DMG for?

v Eren’s true goal is ( ).

v When Eren first transformed he went on a rampage because of ( ).

v The true reason Mike likes to sniff people is ( ).

v Why do the Titans in the walls stay inside of the walls instead of devouring all nearby humans?

v Why is Levi so bad at drawing?

v Why is Armin so cute?

v After his unfortunate demise, what will Erwin’s eyebrows colonise next?

v Why is everyone in the series going to die?

v Why does Mikasa really wear her scarf everywhere?

v Hanji’s next experiment will use ( ), and ( ).

v The Scouting Legion rises to the sound of ( ).

v Hanji’s greatest strength is ( ).

v Why will Mikasa survive?

v ( ) & ( ), the hottest new ship in Snk.

v Why does Moblit drink?

v The new name of Attack on Titan is ( ).

v What does the carving on Mikasa’s wrist mean?

v The best way to describe Attack on Titan is ( ).

v What brings all the Titans to the yard?

v Erwin created a new encouraging slogan for the Scouting Legion. What is it?

v What’s the true reason that the humans won the Battle for Trost?

White Cards

v The precise number of zero people who were surprised by the Female Titan’s identity.

v People who mistake Thomas Wagner for Reiner.

v Nile and Erwin’s hideous bolo ties.

v Petra and Auruo pissing themselves on their first mission.

v Ereri becoming canon.

v Armin’s creepy face.

v Stabbing a titan with a pitchfork to save your delusional boyfriend.

v Defeating a titan with nothing but a bow and arrow.

v A screencap of every time Bertholdt makes his “sweats nervously” face in the manga.

v Hanji and Armin plotting your demise.

v Fans who still make Bertholdt FUBAR jokes.

v Connie’s pending genius status.

v The correct way to spell Jean Kirschtein’s last name.

v The inevitable deathmatch between Mikasa and Annie.

v JÄGER!!!!!

v Jean’s trying to flirt unsuccessfully with Mikasa.

v A complete list of things Guren no Yumiya doesn’t go with.

v Ymir and Christa’s not-so-secret love affair.

v Using blood like other animes use cherry blossoms.

v Erwin’s eyebrows.

v All these big-ass trees.

v Putting your 3DMG on backwards and blasting ass-first into a wall.

v Annie’s nose.

v Marco’s other half.

v A titan’s lack of genitals.

v Stabbing a man when you’re nine years old.

v TITANS ARE MY TRIGGER!

v Dead Anime Mom syndrome.

v 3DMG.

v Levi’s resting bitchface.

v Mikasa’s tragic backstory.

v Titan shifters.

v Cooking on the evaporating corpse of a titan.

v Titan puke.

v Human meat.

v Jean’s suit vest.

v The coordinate.

v Inside of a titans stomach.

v I don’t what Shingeki no Kyojin is, but I like Attack on Titan.

v Levi’s cravat.

v Mikasa’s abs.

v SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JÄGER!

v The titans inside of the walls.

v The titan-serum.

v Lot and lots of death.

v A scarf from Eren.

v Losing a leg and losing an arm, before being swallowed by the Santa Claus titan.

v The fall of Wall Maria.

v Potatoes.

v Hanji’s indestructible and unending love for titans.

v Titan, titan, titan, titan, titan, titan, titan, TITAN!

v Isayama’s love of body hair.

v Marco’s holy freckles.

v The amazing, indescribable walls.

v Running out of Gas.

v Moustached Titans.

v The train wreck that is Junior High.

v The power of science.

v Petra being smashed against a tree.

v The pregnant titan.

v Historia, the true Queen.

v Eren’s 8 pack.

v The Colossal Titan’s Houdini manoeuvre.

v Getting high on the gas from the 3DMG.

v Death, pain, and suffering.

v Piloting a titan like a mech.

v Killing anyone who makes any progress.

v The Santa Claus titan.

v The armoured Titan spouting flames from its mouth.

v Making a deal with the devil to create the Titans.

v The Garrison’s drinking problem.

v The characters whose eyes have sunken in.

v The meat shield division.

v Armin’s eyebrow evolution.

v Armin’s Titan eating Bertholdt while Erwin dies elsewhere.

v Dinosaurs in the Season 2 opening.

v Connie’s village becoming Titans.

v Eren’s unquenchable rage against the Titans.

v Commander Pixis’s unorthodox obsession with a giant, naked, lady titan who has large breasts.

v Levi’s tragic backstory.

v Isabel’s and Eren’s uncanny resemblance.

v The fact that Titans were once oppressed humans who tried to plot a revolution and were then punished by being thrown off a wall while turning into a titan.

v The fact that Junior High has bigger volumes than the actual manga.

v Eren being turned into a Titan by his Dad, then he proceeds to eat his Dad and Keith Shadis is confused and traumatised for the rest of his life.

v Mikes amazing, Titan-smelling nose.

v Levi’s special way of holding a teacup.

v The chapters only come out once a MONTH!

v The conspiracy of the walls and the Reiss family.

v The Beast Titan’s weird eyes.

v The way that Isayama draws hands.

v Mikasa’s hair strip that comes in front of her face.

v The fact that Levi is shorter than nearly all his subordinates even though they are teens, while he himself is surprisingly old.

v The creepiness and deformities of the Titans in general.

v Eren’s Titan form’s Nictitating Membranes (Third Eyelids.)

v Farlan’s left over torso.

v The many screams of Armin.

v 3DMG performances in Bollywood costumes.

v The fact that Eren means Saint.

v The fact that any textbook showing human muscles has pictures that looks like the Colossal Titan.

v The cuteness of a taco on titan.

v The Shingeki no Kyojin Tumblr fandom. (The embarrassment of Tumblr.)

v Badass Windex.

v The fact that Mikasa’s name means 3 bamboo hats

v The fact that Grisha’s first wife, Diana, ate his second wife, Carla, as the smiling Titan, and was then killed by other Titan’s under the command of his son. (Talk about family issues. )

v Giant naked cannibals that your parents certainly do not approve of.

v “BITCHES BOW YOUR HEADS AND PRAISE THESE WALLS!!!!” –A Slap on Titan.

v Mikasa having to save Eren every other weekend.

v The fact that Levi’s horses back is taller than he is.

v Hanji Motherfucking Zoe, the psychopath of the Scouting Legion.

v The key to the basement.

v Jean, a regular guy going through Hell.

v The Avatar of the 104th training squad.

v The McDonald's parody of Attack on Titan.

v Saluting with the wrong hand in front of Keith Shadis.

v Ackerman magic.

v Guren no Yumiya’s intro.

v Moblit, the Scouting Legion’s resident drunkard.

v The white pants of the soldier’s uniform’s magic abilities to deflect dirt and blood.

v “Your name is ErWIN, not ErLOSE”. –Erwin at some point in his life.

v Darius Zackly, the man who let a 15-year-old be beaten brutally in front of him in a court room.

v Nile Dok, the asshole leader of the Military Police.

v Levi’s height of 160cm.

v Hanji’s goggles.

v Farlan telling Levi to be sociable.

v The ‘I don’t give a fuck’ squad.

v “I’ll sacrifice your baby for humanity, I don’t give a FUCK!”. -drinkyourfuckingmilk

v Hazing new recruits by chopping off Eren’s hand and pretending to freak out.

v Krista Lenz, the Goddess of the 104th training squad.

v Eren’s sexy Titan form with his chiselled chest and his rebellious face.

v Horseface.

v Bertolt's confidence issues.

v Rainbow 3DMG straps.

v Commander Erwin’s speeches.

v 3DMG with guns.

v A titan’s butt-crack.

v Shoot everyone, kill everything and then declare peace atop a pile of bodies.

v Being squished into a blob by a titan.

v Just ram your blade up their assholes.

v The correct way to pronounce character’s names. (Gene or John)

v Jean’s hallucinations of Marco after his death.

v The outside of the walls.

v Shipping wars in the fandom.

v Eremika shippers Vs Ereri shippers.

v A church of wallists crushed by Annie.

v Jean’s obvious crush on Mikasa.

v The wall that is on the edge of the ocean.

v Coconut head.

v Mikasa force-feeding Eren bread.

v A Slap on Titan in general.

v Abridge on Titan in general.

AN: Just to be clear I don’t own Attack on Titan, but me and my friends created our own version of Cards Against Humanity and I wanted to share them. They take awhile to make and coming up with the ideas was a process.I encourage you to enjoy and if you wish to make your own, you are totally allowed to use these or simply take ideas. It is a long post as it has 50 Black and 150 White cards.

Have a good one.

-Claire Bear & Friends

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Attack on Titan/Shingeki no Kyojin Version CAH

Black Cards

v What’s Grisha Jäger doing?

v So, what’s in the basement?

v Hello I am Jean and I like ______.

v Levi’s catchphrase is ______.

v What is worse than Marco’s death?

v The new plan to take back Wall Maria involves ______ and ______.

v Levi’s secret is ______.

v Beyond the walls, other than the Ocean is _______.

v The Military has discovered that titans have another weakness: ____.

v Armin’s latest idea to defeat the titans involves ____, ____, and ____.

v Sie sind das essen und wir sind die _____.

v Sasha’s love of potatoes has been eclipsed by her desire for ( ).

v When the titans broke through the wall, I had to leave behind everything except ( ).

v Why did Hannes save Mikasa and Eren?

v In the scouting legion, ____ and ____ are now standard issue.

v What do the wall worshipers use for sacrifices?

v Why are the Beast Titan’s arms so long?

v What are the soldiers’ titan-killing swords made of?

v What were the makers of a Slap on Titan on when creating their abridged series?

v What do the Titans dream about?

v What 2 things does Erwin use to get ready in the morning?

v Erwin's hobbies include ( ) and ( ).

v The true reason the Asians are almost extinct is ( ).

v How does Connie shave his head?

v Who created the 3DMG?

v Who is the true saviour of humanity?

v Why didn’t the Santa Claus Titan devour Armin?

v Jean hasn’t died yet because of ( ).

v As they don’t do any titan killing, what do the Military Police use their 3DMG for?

v Eren’s true goal is ( ).

v When Eren first transformed he went on a rampage because of ( ).

v The true reason Mike likes to sniff people is ( ).

v Why do the Titans in the walls stay inside of the walls instead of devouring all nearby humans?

v Why is Levi so bad at drawing?

v Why is Armin so cute?

v After his unfortunate demise, what will Erwin’s eyebrows colonise next?

v Why is everyone in the series going to die?

v Why does Mikasa really wear her scarf everywhere?

v Hanji’s next experiment will use ( ), and ( ).

v The Scouting Legion rises to the sound of ( ).

v Hanji’s greatest strength is ( ).

v Why will Mikasa survive?

v ( ) & ( ), the hottest new ship in Snk.

v Why does Moblit drink?

v The new name of Attack on Titan is ( ).

v What does the carving on Mikasa’s wrist mean?

v The best way to describe Attack on Titan is ( ).

v What brings all the Titans to the yard?

v Erwin created a new encouraging slogan for the Scouting Legion. What is it?

v What’s the true reason that the humans won the Battle for Trost?

White Cards

v The precise number of zero people who were surprised by the Female Titan’s identity.

v People who mistake Thomas Wagner for Reiner.

v Nile and Erwin’s hideous bolo ties.

v Petra and Auruo pissing themselves on their first mission.

v Ereri becoming canon.

v Armin’s creepy face.

v Stabbing a titan with a pitchfork to save your delusional boyfriend.

v Defeating a titan with nothing but a bow and arrow.

v A screencap of every time Bertholdt makes his “sweats nervously” face in the manga.

v Hanji and Armin plotting your demise.

v Fans who still make Bertholdt FUBAR jokes.

v Connie’s pending genius status.

v The correct way to spell Jean Kirschtein’s last name.

v The inevitable deathmatch between Mikasa and Annie.

v JÄGER!!!!!

v Jean’s trying to flir unsuccessfully with Mikasa.

v A complete list of things Guren no Yumiya doesn’t go with.

v Ymir and Christa’s not-so-secret love affair.

v Using blood like other animes use cherry blossoms.

v Erwin’s eyebrows.

v All these big-ass trees.

v Putting your 3DMG on backwards and blasting ass-first into a wall.

v Annie’s nose.

v Marco’s other half.

v A titan’s lack of genitals.

v Stabbing a man when you’re nine years old.

v TITANS ARE MY TRIGGER!

v Dead Anime Mother syndrome.

v 3DMG.

v Levi’s resting bitchface.

v Mikasa’s tragic backstory.

v Titan shifters.

v Cooking on the evaporating corpse of a titan.

v Titan puke.

v Human meat.

v Jean’s suit vest.

v The coordinate.

v Inside of a titans stomach.

v I don’t what Shingeki no Kyojin is, but I like Attack on Titan.

v Levi’s cravat.

v Mikasa’s abs.

v SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JÄGER!

v The titans inside of the walls.

v The titan-serum.

v Lot and lots of death.

v A scarf from Eren.

v Losing a leg and losing an arm, before being swallowed by the Santa Claus titan.

v The fall of Wall Maria.

v Potatoes.

v Hanji’s indestructible and unending love for titans.

v Titan, titan, titan, titan, titan, titan, titan, TITAN!

v Isayama’s love of body hair.

v Marco’s holy freckles.

v The amazing, indescribable walls.

v Running out of Gas.

v Moustached Titans.

v The train wreck that is Junior High.

v The power of science.

v Petra being smashed against a tree.

v The pregnant titan.

v Historia, the true Queen.

v Eren’s 8 pack.

v The Colossal Titan’s Houdini manoeuvre.

v Getting high on the gas from the 3DMG.

v Death, pain, and suffering.

v Piloting a titan like a mech.

v Killing anyone who makes any progress.

v The Santa Claus titan.

v The armoured Titan spouting flames from its mouth.

v Making a deal with the devil to create the Titans.

v The Garrison’s drinking problem.

v The characters whose eyes have sunken in.

v The meat shield division.

v Armin’s eyebrow evolution.

v Armin’s Titan eating Bertholdt while Erwin dies elsewhere.

v Dinosaurs in the Season 2 opening.

v Connie’s village becoming Titans.

v Eren’s unquenchable rage against the Titans.

v Commander Pixis’s unorthodox obsession with a giant, naked, lady titan who has large breasts.

v Levi’s tragic backstory.

v Isabel’s and Eren’s uncanny resemblance.

v The fact that Titans were once oppressed humans who tried to plot a revolution and were then punished by being thrown off a wall while turning into a titan.

v The fact that Junior High has bigger volumes than the actual manga.

v Eren being turned into a Titan by his Dad, then he proceeds to eat his Dad and Keith Shadis is confused and traumatised for the rest of his life.

v Mikes amazing, Titan-smelling nose.

v Levi’s special way of holding a teacup.

v The chapters only come out once a MONTH!

v The conspiracy of the walls and the Reiss family.

v The Beast Titan’s weird eyes.

v The way that Isayama draws hands.

v Mikasa’s hair strip that comes in front of her face.

v The fact that Levi is shorter than nearly all his subordinates even though they are teens, while he himself is surprisingly old.

v The creepiness and deformities of the Titans in general.

v Eren’s Titan form’s Nictitating Membranes (Third Eyelids.)

v Farlan’s left over torso.

v The many screams of Armin.

v 3DMG performances in Bollywood costumes.

v The fact that Eren means Saint.

v The fact that any textbook showing human muscles has pictures that looks like the Colossal Titan.

v The cuteness of a taco on titan.

v The Shingeki no Kyojin Tumblr fandom. (The embarrassment of Tumblr.)

v Badass Windex.

v The fact that Mikasa’s name means 3 bamboo hats

v The fact that Grisha’s first wife, Diana, ate his second wife, Carla, as the smiling Titan, and was then killed by other Titan’s under the command of his son. (Talk about family issues. )

v Giant naked cannibals that your parents certainly do not approve of.

v “BITCHES BOW YOUR HEADS AND PRAISE THESE WALLS!!!!” –A Slap on Titan.

v Mikasa having to save Eren every other weekend.

v The fact that Levi’s horses back is taller than he is.

v Hanji Motherfucking Zoe, the psychopath of the Scouting Legion.

v The key to the basement.

v Jean, a regular guy going through Hell.

v The Avatar of the 104th training squad.

v The McDonald's parody of Attack on Titan.

v Saluting with the wrong hand in front of Keith Shadis.

v Ackerman magic.

v Guren no Yumiya’s intro.

v Moblit, the Scouting Legion’s resident drunkard.

v The white pants of the soldier’s uniform’s magic abilities to deflect dirt and blood.

v “Your name is ErWIN, not ErLOSE”. –Erwin at some point in his life.

v Darius Zackly, the man who let a 15-year-old be beaten brutally in front of him in a court room.

v Nile Dok, the asshole leader of the Military Police.

v Levi’s height of 160cm.

v Hanji’s goggles.

v Farlan telling Levi to be sociable.

v The ‘I don’t give a fuck’ squad.

v “I’ll sacrifice your baby for humanity, I don’t give a FUCK!”. -drinkyourfuckingmilk

v Hazing new recruits by chopping off Eren’s hand and pretending to freak out.

v Krista Lenz, the Goddess of the 104th training squad.

v Eren’s sexy Titan form with his chiselled chest and his rebellious face.

v Horseface.

v Bertolt's confidence issues.

v Rainbow 3DMG straps.

v Commander Erwin’s speeches.

v 3DMG with guns.

v A titan’s butt-crack.

v Shoot everyone, kill everything and then declare peace atop a pile of bodies.

v Being squished into a blob by a titan.

v Just ram your blade up their assholes.

v The correct way to pronounce character’s names. (Gene or John)

v Jean’s hallucinations of Marco after his death.

v The outside of the walls.

v Shipping wars in the fandom.

v Eremika shippers Vs Ereri shippers.

v A church of wallists crushed by Annie.

v Jean’s obvious crush on Mikasa.

v The wall that is on the edge of the ocean.

v Coconut head.

v Mikasa force-feeding Eren bread.

v A Slap on Titan in general.

v Abridge on Titan in general.

AN: Just to be clear I don’t own Attack on Titan, but me and my friends created our own version of Cards Against Humanity and I wanted to share them. They take a while to make and coming up with the ideas was a process. I encourage you to enjoy and if you wish to make your own, you are totally allowed to use these or simply take ideas. It is a long post as it has 50 Black and 150 White cards.

Have a good one!

-Claire Bear & Friends

#Attack on Titan/Shingeki no Kyojin #Cards Against Anime #Fandoms

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