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OH, I AM SO READY FOR THIS; THE HYPE IS REAL!!
#INABA CAMEO I FUCKING CALLED IT#also the arc is probably going to be within two episodes#anyways im so excited#i couldnt sleep last night lol#and on a related note: did you know that inaba is hiroshi kamiyas (atarus seiyuu) favourite character?#urusei yatsura#うる星やつら#urusei yatsura 2022#inaba#god i love him sm
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God, I'm down so freaking bad for Austria's Japanese voice you have no idea// 🙈
#sorry but Sasanuma makes him sound so fucking hot it just makes me twice as mad#whenever I hear him in English - and one portion of my anger at the dub is already quite a bit of anger :))#like oh my god the way he makes him talk?? the raw emotions bottled up in his voice?? How Austria occasionally lashes out and his voice get#a bit more aggressive but still with that sliiight self-constraint??#that freaking super light rounded lisp??? that “hn” sound he sometimes lets out??? THE WAY HE CHUCKLES LIGHTLY LIKE IN GAKUEN HETALIA????#like there are other seiyuus I enjoy very much but OH MY GOD THE WAY HE VOICES AUSTRIA I'M SO WEAKKK 💕💕💕#listen his voice is just perfect for the role it's just PERFECT OKAY#also the infamous pruaus fanmade audio which led me to investigate further and huhhh#ye Austria's moans are lovely too////#wfsnish#ary spoke#aph austria
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Tsudaken portrait study but make it Nanami 👀
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#nanami kento#fan art#seiyuu#tsuda kenjiro#art study#portrait study#i fucking love this man so much he's been the sole thing keeping me sane and functional these past few weeks#how tf have i not drawn nanami more up until now#he's single handedly pulling me out of artblock it's wild#2024
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I can't believe Yoko Hikasa jumped from Yohane of the Parhelion to Otona Precure '23 already.
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LOOK AT MY MANS SIGNATURE AAAAAAA
#HES SO!!!!!#IM SO!!!!!!!!!!!#wait lemme be normal for a bit#i absolutely love how the japanese website credits n advertises the seiyuu too#ono yuuki u will always be famous to me now#and i LOVE LOVE LOVE tht theyre doing these lil things#like what other gacha games do#coz u know. i am not normal about silver#ANYWAYS CANON SILVER SIGNATURE IM GONNA SCREAM#CHAMPION SILVER HES SO FUCKING URGH!!!! NGAP#fafar yaps#about pokemon#husband
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not only does knt mean the WORLD to me for many MANY personal reasons, the voice cast has also always been sooo dear to my heart and I can only beg on my knees they will all get to return.
#kimi ni todoke#i love when i hear one of them in another anime and i can point and go#ITS KAZEHAYA#fucking namikawa UGHAKL HFLKHSFLK#honestly like nakamura is now my fav male seiyu and#sawashiro is the QUEEN female seiyuu#but of course i love them all so so so so so s os so much#im going to cry now goodybe#forgot to nakamura tag this#mr i-just-lie-about-myself#please be announced soon
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it's not like the world fight is hard. but it is a little miserable/tedious getting to 100... the + fight takes like ~25 turns...
#sammy liveblogs about granblue#sammy be quiet#sammy no#in other news yuri really is winning in gbf right now and i'm so glad#also like so many fucking things about the event are so good and i love it so much#like ferdinand being a bastard man yet again + the two new characters & then felix <333333333 all my love to that AND THEN#AND THEN CUPITAN AND RIS :LKJHGFJKSLDGFJHDSDKLSFDJHDKSJKDFGHSDL:JHGDFJSKLDFJHSD#i hope yoshino is doing okay i saw he tested positive early this month :(#he's been a favorite seiyuu of mine since ina11
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YUICHI NAKAMURA IS VOICING SHIDOU. GOODBYE SANITY
#you don’t get it. every single character i like is voiced by seiyuus i love.#it’s a sign.#MAN FUCK THIS#AND TABITO’S VA IS FHE SAME AS SHERLOCK HOLMES’ FROM YUUMORI???? man.#Man.#blue lock#bllk#bllk manga
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I think. The thing about nishinosa (or seiyuu, if you feel like it) is the mutual pining. Because Nishikage is so in love with Nosaka, he thinks hes perfect, but at the same time acknowledges his flaws, he wants to stay by his side no matter what, he would follow him until the end of the world and he even says it to him. Yet he would never break the boundary by confessing, thinking that nosaka deserves something even better.
And Nishikage is the only person nosaka cares for as much as he does. Nishikage is his protection, his compass in the world that nosaka wants to make better. Like Nosaka said, Nishikage was the person that made him the emperor, that made him into Nosaka Yuuma he is today. Nishikage was the only person Nosaka could trust for a very, very long time (and if not for horrible writing and anna bait, the trust would've been more fleshed out). And Nosaka, as he is, would also never confess, but mostly because he doesn't feel the need to. He is fine with the way things are now, even if there is a lot of unsaid words and unresolved feeling floating in the air whenever Nishikage looks at him, as if Nosaka is his world, and Nosaka touches his hand, taking his suitcase on his way to the plane.
#inazuma eleven#ina11#inazuma 11#inazuma eleven ares#inazuma ares#inazuma orion#nishinosa#seiyuu#nishikage seiya#nosaka yuuma#god the writing those two have. godbless#nobody fucking talks about it and im pissed#because. because. their relationship is so special to them and its so emotional and full of love and care#even outside of shipping#i am so pissed that its not a popular enough ship. ichihoshi and anna burn in hell /j
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nyyyyx nyx can you listen to rap guerrilla and tell me your favorite of them based on voice (wanted to link it but it seems im incapable of sending links ueueu)
looking at the cast for this song was just me doing this ^ like 5 times
#TASUKU HATANAKA????? REKI SEIYUU TASUKU HATANAKA??????#i just fucking bust a lung i've heard that rap part like 20 times on sk8 tiktok#anw. the song is. very nice i love the rhythms of the different sections#dino ❄️#inbox mail#i swear ive heard the voices of so many people in this lineup before somewhere else....hmmmm
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you know it’s really bad when Feather is considered “better at recognizing his limits on a health standpoint” than you.
#like Feather??? FEATHER????#the guy who picked a fight against some randos when he was on doctors's orders to keep resting#after some baddies cut his nerves so that he wouldn't be able to actually control his muscles and his blows#this guy??? this guy is better at recognizing the limits of his health when he fights???#oh Ladiva how much did you just fuck up exactly :sob:#also they can't attack me with Feather's reference rn#not while i'm in a saito soma high reminding me that Feather is a major reason i started the game just bc i love his seiyuu#why would you do that to me. My son. my very stupid son.#man i miss his saga when is Marionette Stars 2 coming out#ichablogging gbf#ichablogging norainnorainbow
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anyone else assign voice actors to their ocs?? 👀
#stirring up trouble#i was watching jun fukuyama videos bc hes who i would cast as official seiyuu for my miqo'te bard/rogue lmao#idk what the english ffxiv voices would be like bc i do not. listen to them sjjdhdjfh i couldnt stand them and swapped immediately#(glad i did bc haurchefant is SO DIFFERENT in the original japanese what the FUCK i love him so much!! eng-language players were robbed!)#so yeah alas i do not have an eng language voice actor in mind for him
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B/un//sh/un should be sued for constantly violating seiyuus' personal boundaries without their consent, like whose right idea doing that shit.
I'm still surprised how they are still able to got a free pass despite they are notorious for constantly making baseless gossips just to destroys non-problematic seiyuus' reputation, to the point that the seiyuus have to apologizes over and over with purposely vague message on twt just over harmless reason.
I hate them so much and their gossip-y shits with every fiber of my being.
#context: gakkun was gossiped by these mfs for dating other seiyuu and i was like 'who cares? if they're happy i'm happy what's the point?'#btw gakkun is allen's seiyuu i feel so bad to him like really??? after the 2nd dope show went over???#i hope gakkun is safe and happy and so is the other seiyuu that was gossiped for dating him#ffs why can't bu/ns/hun respect seiyuus' personal life like yeah we get it you love spreading gossips that no one would care fuck you all#i hope bun/shu/n shutted down permanently. their action disgusts me so bad#as someone who constantly getting my boundaries violated by my parents this shit angers me so bad#i hope gakkun is okay and wouldn't get himself in trouble. i just wanna him be happy even though he is not my fave#but ughhh fuck bun/shun all my homies hate bun/shun#🍡 ;; shut up vanie
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HOW MANY MORE OF THESE RYOURAN! VICTORY ROAD MEME VIDEOS ARE OUT THERE OTHER THAN JUST THE TWO ON YOUTUBE?!
WHAT HAVE Y'ALL DONE?!
#love live#love live nijigasaki#i am seriously replaying this song for no fucking reason other than wondering#about the damn shameless seiyuu plugs#i mean this song is bangers but OMG I've yet to see this done in denpa with Cotton Candy Ei-Ei-Oh artstyle#actually no don't do this or you know what surprise me
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speaking of genbu's "serious" sounding tone in his voicebank, i think that might be why he was such a dead ringer for teto pre-synthv-bank-release with just a couple little gender parameter tweaks. wait do my followers know this. sorry i know most of my vocal synthesizer talk is genuinely gibberish to my beloved and loyal long time followers but do you guys know this. for a few years, people had discovered that since utau teto and genbu have this similar strong enunciation and dark sounding tone plus teto can have a bit of a tomboyish edge to her voice anyway -> if u mess with some parameters and phonemes he'll sound close enough to her, so it became a bit of running gag in the community, along with just being a genuine and novel use case for his voicebank. actually recently i found out about someone who made a couple of synthv scripts to set genbus voice to his falsetto pitch and set the tension to drop during each syllable automatically to make him sound like the utau sora amaha. genbu's purpose is to impersonate other vocal synthesizers
#i wasnt familiar with sora until i found that video. apparently she's voiced by lon? like that lon? like the utaite?#which is really neat! every day i find out about another utaite or seiyuu or someone who is involved with vocal synths in some fashion#im still reeling from anju inami providing the voice for a cevio bank! oh and the other day#i learned that the utaite kano was involved with the japanese version of luo tianyi#only to clear up some pronunciations - most of the bank is apparently the original provider. but its really interesting!#also jk jk genbu i love you. you are youre own vocal synth. you dont have to be her (teto). be yourself!!!!!!#i do love when people make teto and genbu have beef though. its so funny to me#tbh ive never been a teto user. shes not bad or anything i just never had any desire to use her utau bank. i keep her sv lite around tho#just in case i feel like making her bully genbu or something. bully that grown ass man#wait is she older or younger. i forgot how her fucked up chimera age worked again. oh well. whether ur 30 or 16 u can still bully him <3#its a family activity. fun for all ages! anyway yeah i was never much of a teto user. tbh i think its just because like#if i want to hear a teto cover someone else probably has already done it far better than i could even think to LOL#i like when other people use her! sasuke haraguchi's use of her in hitomania and igaku has been magnifique#but i think with vsynths i prefer to use voices i like that no one uses much LOL#gives me much more drive to make covers if i know im one of the few doing it HJKDSLJ#whenever i get tired to pitchbending fast syllables (my least favourite part LOL) i think to myself.... i must.... i must....#do it for him (genbu)..... hes not very popular since hes not the only male japanese voice anymore..... i must do it for HIM!!!!!!#(tunes one phoneme and explodes on impact)
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DIABOLIK LOVERS: Laito Birthday Special Drama “The missing Fedora”
Original title: 行方不明のフェドーラ
Source: Fanmade Tokuten Drama CD
Story: Admin Ava
Seiyuu: Suegara rie, Hirakawa Daisuke, Takashi Kondou, Midorikawa Hikaru, Kaji Yuki, Konishi Katsuyuki, Toriumi Kousuke
Author Note: We are excited to present you the first of the three drama cds for the triplets birthday! We have much plan and can’t wait for you guys to see. Also a little bit of a disclaimer. Make sure to say happy birthday to your favorite pervert!
_The scene starts in Laito room.
*Beep Beep*
Laito: Puwahhh… Mmm, looks like its time to get up~ Oh my, what a beautiful morning. The bats are squeaking, the sun is setting, and a gorgeous full moon is rising up. Ready to fill me with magnificent power~
_Laito get’s out of bed and head towards his vanity.
Laito: But what makes today even better is…Nfu~ today is my birthday~ The one day of the year were I, Laito Sakamaki, am celebrated for gracing this shitty world with my glorious presence. Not to mention the gifts I’ll receive from all my, fufu~, cute little subjects. And Bitch-Chan of course~ Oh the fun we’ll have together. All the naughty, dirty, lustful fun~ I can just imagine how grand it all shall be. It’s a shame I have to share it with those to idiots but beggars can’t be choosers after all~ Now I should get ready for my big day.
*Foot steps*
_Laito grabs a towel and heads towards the bathroom.
*Time Skip*
Laito: Haaah…What a good shower~ Not only do I smell fresh, but I was even able to give myself a , fufu , early birthday present. Now time to pick out an outfit suitable for a prince such as myself~ Now lets see, hmm what to wear? Ah so many decides, how can I pick just one when they’ll all look dashing on me? Being this beautiful is so hard! Haaah… well it can’t be help. I’ll just have to live with this gorgeous body forever….Not that I’m complaining of course~. Ooh, what’s this?
*Shuffles*
Laito: Hmm? Ah its a suite. I don’t remember buying this one. Oh, there is a note on the side. “Dear Laito, Happy Birthday. Today is all about you and it should be celebrated to the fullest. Inside the box is custom tailored suit, fit for a king such as yourself. I do hope you will wear it with your signature style. Have a divine birthday. From, Anonymous.”
_Latio takes of the outfit from the box’s and throw it on his.
Laito: Anonymous, huh? Hmm, just whoever got be such a nice gift? Gasp! It couldn’t be, one of my brothers. Could it? Maybe, just for toady. They put aside their hatred and envy towards me so they could buy me a gift? That’s so….pfft… Hahaha! That’s so fucking disgusting~ There no way those bastards would ever give me something this nice. Unless it was laced in so deadly poison of course. Sooo, if it’s not one of them, then that means….hehe
*Inhales*
Laito: Ahh~ That could only mean~ Oh Bitch-Chan, you impish little girl~ Sneaky into my bedroom in the middle of the night while I slept. Just to give me a present before you were too shy~ How adorable~ Nfu~ I wonder what else she could’ve done as I was sleeping…Mmm~ I can already imagine that lewd look on her face when she saw me all defenseless. Probably itching to run her hands all over my body~ To wordship me with her soft lips, whispering such dirty words in my ear~ Aah, perhaps she wanted to straddle herself onto me, slowly removing that sheer little nightgown. Revealing that pale supple nape full of the most delectable crimson ambrosia~ Oooh, the more I fantasize, they dryer my throat becomes. Perhaps I should finish getting ready so I can, hehe, personally, thank Bitch-Chan for such a lovely little gift~.
_Laito takes out the suit.
Laito: Not too bad, if I do say to myself. But then again, don’t I always look extravagant in everything I wear~ However, one last touch is needed before I achieve ultimate perfection. My trusty fedora~ Once I place it on, Bitch-Chan won’t be able to resist me~ Now, where did I put it?”
*Ruffle Ruffle*
Laito: Heeh? That’s strange. I could’ve sworn I left it on the dresser. Maybe it just fell over.
*Creak*
Laito: ….Not there. I probably misplaced it. Somewhere….in here. Not under my bed. It’s not in my closet. It isn’t in my bathroom. I couldn’t have lost it. No only forgetful people lose stuff. My memory is in top performance. I distinctly remember getting home from karaoke and putting my hat right here on my dresser. Where I always put it. I probably just didn't look hard enough. I’ll check one more time. It has to be somewhere. *Gulps* It has to be…
_Laito runs around his room, searching for his hat. Throwing clothes everywhere and pushing furniture out of the way.
Laito: …. I-It’s not here. H-How the hell is that p-p-possible. I l-l-left it on my dresser. Im sure I did! So why isn’t it here?! How is this even- wait. What if I didn’t misplace my fedora? What if, someone took it? After all, I do live with a bunch of thieving, lying, rodents. Something like this would be right up their alley~ Messing with me on my big day, getting a kick out of seeing my panic. Well, I won’t give them the satisfaction of seeing me lose it. I’ll find the bastard who dares takes my things. And when I do, fufu~, let's just say. It’s going to be one bloody birthday~
*Time Skip*
*Knock Knock*
_In Yui room.
Yui; Huh? Hello who is it?
_From the other side of the door.
Laito: Hey Bitch-Chan~ Its Laito-kun. Could you please opened the door for me? There something I wanna ask you.
Yui: Oh sure! Just give me one second.
*Click*
Yui: Hey Laito-kun, come on in. You said you have something to tell—
_Laito pins Yui to the wall.
Yui: L-Laito-kun! What’s the meaning of this?! Let go!
_Yui struggles against him
Laito: Uh uh Bitch-Chan let's not get too hasty now~ I just want to have a little chat with you, that’s all~ So why don’t you stop struggling and listen to what I have to say.
Yui: If that’s the case could you at least let me go? Your really hurting my wrist.
_Laito moves his face closer.
Laito: Aww, sorry Bitch-Chan~ Unfortunately I can’t do that just yet. Who knows what will happened if I let you out of my grasp for even a second. You might try to escape, and we can’t have that. Can we?
Yui: What do you even want from me?!
Laito: Bitch-Chan, Bitch-Chan, acting stupid just to make yourself look like a saint is soo cute! It absolutely just, turns my stomach. How about you cut the angelic act and give me my fedora back before I tear your thin wrist with my fangs.
Yui: Laito what are you even talking about?! I don’t have your fedora, why would I even take it in the first place?!
Laito: Bitch-Chan, unlike my other brothers, I’m not stupid. Im trying to be nice right now but your making it very difficult to be kind. I’ll give you more one chance to tell me the truth or….nfu~…I’ll turn you into a gorgeous little blood splatter~ Speared across your entire room for all my brothers to see.
_Yui shivers
Yui: Laito I’m serious I didn’t take your fedora, honestly! If you don’t believe me then I’ll help you look for it! Just please, let me go.
_Laito thinks for a second.
Laito: ….Fine. If you help me find my fedora, then I’ll show you mercy.
_Yui sighs in relief.
Laito: However, if we can’t find it and I find out that you’ve lied to me…Aah~ I’ll turn you into my personal buffet~ I’ll rip you up into delectable little pieces and slowly devour your sweet body bit by bit. Until the only thing left of you, is a strain of hair~ Okay?
Yui: Yes of course! I c-completely understand. Anyway, I think we should head to Reiji-San's room first. He normally knows where everything is so he might have some insight on where your fedora is.
Laito: Hmm~, not a bad idea Bitch-Chan. Maybe you aren’t as ditzy as I thought. Now, shall we get going?
Yui: Ah, yes. Let’s head over.
*Clack Clack*
_Scene sifts to the hallway.
Laito: Hey Reiji-San~ its meee, your amazing, splendid, beautiful younger brother~ Are you there?
_No answer.
Yui: Hmm, maybe he’s in the middle of reading or something. I’ll knock on the door.
*Knock Knock*
Yui: Excuse me, Reiji-san. We need to talk to you right now. Can you open the door please?
_No answer.
Laito: Ehh? Why is Reiji ignoring us Bitch-Chan? Thats so meannn! Oh well, I guess we’ll just have to, go in ourselves~
Yui: Wait Laito-kun! I don’t think Reiji-san will appreciate us barging in his room unannounced. Perhaps we should just wait out here until he—huh? Laito? Where did he-
Laito: Hurry up Bitch-Chan. Your such a slow poke~
Yui: Did you not here I word I said?! We shouldn’t be in her without Reiji-san's permission. *mumbles* I though vampires were suppose to ask before entering somewhere…
Laito: Not if it's their own house Bitch-Chan~ Stop mumbling under your breath and relax. He’s not even here right now so there is nothing to worry about. Now, go search on that side of the room and I’ll search on this side. Make sure not to make too much noise~ You can do that after we’ve found my hat.
_Yui face flush.
Yui: Ummm, l-looks like its not in this cabinet. I’ll go check over there now…
Laito: Nothing in these drawers either. Oh, now what do we have here~ Ohh Bitch-Chan, look what I’ve found~
Yui: Huh? Did you find your—
*Crack*
Yui: N-no way…Laito, please don’t tell me what I think that is…
Laito: Oh but Bitch-Chan, we both know exactly what this is~ Reiji favorite whip. Beautifully hand crafted by the finest craftsman in the demon realm. He threaten us with this so many times, get a kick out of touring us. It’s not so secret little kink of his. Say, Bitch-Chan. I've always wanted to have a go this thing myself. Unfortunately I never got a chance to…until now~
Yui: L-L-Laito…we’re supposed to be looking for your hat right? S-so why don’t you put it down and we-
_Laito pushes Yui on the bed.
Laito: Nfu~…Bitch-Chan~ Come on, there is no need to be shy~ I just want to have a little fun with you before Reiji gets back. Besides, the smell of your blood has been tempting me since I came to your room~ My fangs are just aching to get a taste of you~ So be a good girl and let me fill you steamy hot pleasure…fufu~
* Tears*
Yui: Laito! Stop it before Reiji—
_The door opens.
Reiji: Ahh, what a splendid shower. Hmm, I think I’ll have a hot cup of tea after drying off, then relax in my chair with a good boo-
_They make eye contact with each other.
Reiji:…..
Laito&Yui: *Sees Reiji in a towel*
Reiji, Laito, and Yui: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
_Reiji towel falls
Reiji, Laito, and Yui: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
_Reiji covers himself up
Reiji: WHAT ARE TWO DEVIANTS DOING IN MY ROOM?! WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES?!
Laito: AH my eyes! Uwaaa, I’m blind! Let’s get out off here Bitch-Chan!
_Laito covers Yui’s eyes
Yui: I’m so sorry Reiji-San!
_Laito teleports them out of the room
Reiji: What in the?! Laitooooooo! YOU TWO GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!!!
*Time Skip*
_Scene changes to the hallway
Laito: Ugh…I feel nauseous….I think I’m going to puke again!
Yui: God, I’m sorry! Please don’t punish me! I didn’t mean to see one before I got married, it was an accident! Please forgive me!
Ayato: Geez! Why the hell are you two hollering like a couple of banishes! Y’all being more annoying than Kanato!
Kanato: Ayato….I suggest you hold your tongue, before I rip it out from your ass! Although, he’s not wrong. Why are you two wailing like as if someone ate your chocolate cake. Im the only one who’s allowed to do that!
Laito: We saw…*gag* something absolutely fucking atrocious! Oh it was horrible…my eyes…my poor,poor, eyes….I don’t think I can see anymore… Ayato, Kanato, is that you? I can only here your voices but I don’t know where you are.”
_Kanato slaps him in the back of the head.
Kanato: Will you snap out of it! It takes a lot more to make you go blind then whatever you saw. Anyway, were you two the reason why we heard shouting from Reiji's room?
Ayato: Yeah I heard that too! Chichinashi, you have the most girliest scream I’ve ever heard! That shit was loud.
Yui: Huh, what are you talking about Ayato-kun? That scream came from La-
_Laito puts his hand over her mouth.
Laito: Yep that sure was a loud scream she made. Right, Bitch-Chan?
_Smiles at Yui darkly.
Yui: *coughs* Y-Yeah, that was all me. Definitely…just me and no one else…Oh yeah! By the way guys, Laito misplaced his hat and were trying to find it. Have you guys seen it by any chance?
Kanato: Ha! I told you that if you wore it all the time you’d eventually lose it. But you didn’t listen~ Thats karma for you~
Laito: I didn’t lose it! I distinctly remember placing in on my dresser when I went to bed. Also, your not one to talk Kanato-Kun. I can’t possibly imagine what would happened if your teddy suddenly went..nfu~ missing. What a shame that would be~
_Kanato glares at Laito
Kanato: If you ever, talk so vulgarly about Teddy ever again…I’LL RIP YOUR HEART OUT WITH MY BARE FANGS!
Ayato: Kanato will you calm the fuck down! I swear one of these days you bitches will make me lose my fucking hearing! Damn!
Kanato: Fuck off Ayato before I—
Ayato: In any case, did you check your room to make sure you didn’t just leave it there back accident?
Kanato: Don’t ignore—
Laito: Of course. That was the first thing I did. But it wasn’t in my room. We checked Reiji's room as well but it wasn’t there.
Kanato: STOP INTERRUPTING—
Ayato: I suggest checking Shu's room. That guy is always taking shit that’s not his. Plus you did piss him off yesterday remember?
Kanato: YOU BAST—
Laito: Hmm, good idea. After all it wouldn’t be beneath that guy to be so petty~ To think that he’s the oldest. Fufu~ What a joke~
_Kanato starts losing his shit on the floor.
Yui: Um guys. I think there’s something wrong with Kanato.
Ayato: Eh? What you talking about Chichinashi? He’s fine.
Kanato: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Laito: Yeah that’s normal. Nevertheless, Bitch-Chan. Shall we go to Shu’s room?
Yui: Yeah sure, let's get going.
Ayato: Hold up! I’m coming with. Beats doing my chores.
Laito: Kay. More people to help search. Let’s go~
Ayato:Alright. Come on Kanato, lets go.
Kanato: *Foaming from the mouth*
*Time Skip*
_Scene changes to Shu room.
Latio: Oh, the doors open. Hellooo~ Shu-Shu~ Are you here ? Your adorable baby brothers are coming in.
Ayato: Gross man! Trust me, none y’all ugly mugs could ever been considered adorable. Now me on the other hand, am chiseled like a Greek good.
Kanato: Oh, well whoever sculpted you clearly was either blind, deaf, or both because he didn’t do a good job that’s for sure.
Ayato: Shouldn’t you still be rolling in in your rabies or something?
Kanato: I stopped doing that 10 minutes ago you fu—
Yui: Boys! Enough fighting! We need to be quiet. Look.
_Points at Shu sleeping
*snore*
Yui: If we make any sudden movements or any unnecessary nosies , then he’ll wake up before we even get a chance to search his room. We’ll each check a section of the room and then get out as quickly as possible. Okay?
Latio: *Whisper* Aah~ I love it when Bitch-Chan gets all serious~ It makes your blood smell all that more pungent~
Ayato: *Whisper* Oi! Cut it out Laito. Odd-Sama never gave you permission to touch her! If you want her blood you’ll have to ask me first. And the answer is no!
Kanato: *You two suck as whispering! All your doing is shouting very softly! Shut up before he wakes up!
*Rustle*
Ayato, Laito, Kanato, and Yui:..
Shu: Mmm….
Yui: *whsiper* And this is why we need to be quiet. Now, start searching before he actually wakes up.
_The nod and start looking.
Kanato: Nothing on the desk.
Laito: It’s not under the couch.
*Shuffles*
Ayato: Dresser is clear too.
_Yui puts her hand under the bed.
Yui: I don’t feel anything under—huh? What is that?
*Squish Squish*
Yui: *Pulls something from under the bed* What the!?
Laito: Hmm? Did you find something Bitch-Chan———Oh my~ Well that’s really, unexpected, fufu~ Hey boys~ Come look what Bitch-Chan found under our big brothers bed.
Ayato: Huh? What did Chichinashi find—-no fucking way! Haha! You’ve gotta be kidding me! Kanato! Kanato! Look what was under Shu bed!
Kanato: What? Oh my! Ewwwww! Gross! Gross! Gross! That is so disgusting! I think I’m going to throw up! Yuck!
Yui: Huh? Guys I’m confused What is this? It’s big cylinder with a really big opening…
Laito: Well~ You see Bitch-Chan, when guys need a bit of a, relieve they—
Shu: Get the hell out of their brothers room for making so much noise.
Ayato: Son of a—when did you wake up?!
Shu: Ive been awake every since I heard Laito girly voice in the doorway. Ugh, who the hell do you all think you are sneaking into my room while I’m trying to sleep.
Laito: First of all, my voice isn’t girly you piece if shit~ Next, were trying to find my fedora. You see it went missing and were searching around the manor to find it. Trust me~ If we didn’t have to check in here, I wouldn’t step foot in here. Thats for sure~
Shu: Tch, well sorry to disappoint you but your rancid smelling fedora isn’t in here. Why would I even take it?
Laito: Fufu~ You were probably trying to imitate my look~ But sorry to disappoint you, you’ll never be as stunning as I am. So, don’t even try it. Ok-ay~
Shu: Heh, your delusional if you I’d ever want to look like your ugly mug. I’d rather eat a bowl of worms than look like you. Now if you brats have nothing better to do. I suggest I get out before I make you.
Laito: Oh really~ Because to me it sounds like-
_Yui grabs his arm.
Yui: Come on Laito, lets go and search some else. Sorry for bargains into your invited Shu-San. We’ll leave you to your rest. Let’s go guys.
Shu: At least someone here as common sense. Get out and stop making so much noise. Im going back to…zzzz
_The door closes.
*Time Skip*
Kanato: Well, that was a wasted of time. Now where are we suppose to look for his hat?
Ayato: How the hell am I suppose to know. Im all fresh out of good ideas. Oi Chichinashi, where do you think we should check next?
Yui: Hmm, I’m not so sure. Laito-Kun, where was the last place had your hat before you went to bed?
Laito: Hmm~ Good question Bitch-Chan~ The last place I recall having my hat with me was~….Oh yeah the dining room. I was on my phone talking with some of my…nfu~..ladies. No need to be jealous Bitch-Chan~ Your still my number one. Anyway, we should check there next.
_Scene change to the dining room entrance.
Kanato: Huh? Look, its Subaru.
Ayato: Oh it is. Oi Subaru! Why are you standing in front of the door? We need to get in. Move it.
Subaru: No can do. Reiji told me that no one is allowed in here until later on. I didn’t want to do it but he said he would increase my allowance if I did so. So, I am.
Yui: How come Reiji said that none of us can go in there?
Subaru: How the hell am I supposed to know that? He just said I need to make sure no one goes in before 5:30.
Kanato: 5:30? But that’s like in 6 more minutes. Just let us in for a few seconds then we’ll leave before Reiji har turns grey.
Subaru: Tch, that wasn’t funny you bastard. Just for that, your asses definitely aren’t getting in. Now if you guys have no more business here, then vamoose.
Ayato: Huh?! Who the hell die and made you king. You either let us go through or I’ll turn your face into a fucking pancake.
Subaru: Ha! Oh is that right . Fine by me, I was getting bored of just standing here. Kicking your ass will be some well deserved entertainment,
*Crack Crack*
Yui: Crap this isn’t good. I should stop this before something gets ruin…Uh, Subaru-Kun! I just remember, I need your help with something. Can you please come with me?
Subaru: Huh? Can’t you see I’m busy right now?! I’ll help you after I’m done with him.
_Yui walks in front of Subaru.
Yui: Please Subaru. I really need your help.
_Gives him the puppy dog eyes.
Ayato: Butt out Chichinashi! Can’t you see I’m about to hand Subaru his ass—
Subaru: W-Well I guess since you ask, I guess I don’t mind. Let’s go.
Yui: Great lets go. I’ll be right back guys.
*Clack Clack*
Laito: Bye Bitch-Chan~ thanks for the distraction. Great now that our baby brother is out of the way, shall we go inside?
Kanato: I guess. That took way to look. Let’s just find your hat so I can go to bed.
Ayato: Agree. I have some takioyaki in the fridge with my name on it. Let’s get this over with.
*Beep Beep*
Ayato&Kanato: Oh, my phone is ringing.
_They read the message.
Ayato&Kanato: …
Ayato: Uh I just remember that I have homework to do. Don’t we Kanato?
Kanato: Homework?…Oh yeah! Yes we sure do! You can handle searching for your fedora yourself right Laito?
Laito: Ehh~ Since when do you two do homewor—
Ayato: Ok Kanato let’s go!
Kanato: Right! We’ll be right back Laito.
_They walk away.
Laito: Fufu~ I wonder what’s got them so anxious to tell me such a crappy lie. Oh well~ Back to just me I guess. Now, time to find my fedora.
*Creak*
Laito: Geez its so dark~ Where is that light switch? Ah! Found it.”
_Turns on the lights
Laito: Alright, time to sear—
_Everyone jumps from behind the the table.
Everyone: Surprise! Happy Birthday Laito!
Laito: Oh my! What is all of this?!
Yui: It’s your surprise birthday party!
Ayato: They’ve been planning it since last week.
Kanato: But apparently they didnt tell us because they said that, “you guys are blabber mouth* and *you guys wont be able to keep your mouth shut* or whatever.
Subaru: We weren’t wrong, if we told you two then the surprise would be ruin.
Shu: This party was a pain in the ass to plan and set up so you’ll be the one to clean it up.
Reiji: Excuse you, all you did was sleep during the preparations. You have no right to talk about being overwork.
Shu: Your nagging is making me…zzzzz
Reiji: Insufferable dead beat. In any case, Laito since your the main character of today. You should take your seat in the center.
Laito: Ooh~ Don’t mind if I do~
_Laito sits down.
Ayato: And here’s your birthday crown. But remember, your only allowed to wear it for today. The only true king in this house is me.
Kanato: Im pretty sure you mean me. Im the second oldest so I should get to wear the crown after him.
Ayato: Well according to Japanese mythology, the third triple is the eldest triple. Which basically means I’m older than both of you!
Laito: Oh is that so Ayato-kun~ If that’s true then how come I act way more mature than you do~ Because I actually am the real oldest~
Ayato: You trying to start something with me?!
Laito: Of course not~ After all, I don’t fight with little virgins~
Ayato: Oi what the hell?! You wanna die birthday boy?!
Laito: Mmm, no thanks I’m good~ But you can go keel over for me as a birthday gift~ I’d really appreciate it~
Ayato: You mother-
*Squeak Squeak*
Reiji: What? A familiar, what is it doing here?
Yui: Look, it has a present with it.
Kanato: I think that present is for Laito
Laito: Hmm~ What could this be?
Ayato: Look there is a not on the side
Subaru: It says, “Dear Nephew, I hope you had a wonderful birthday full of fun. Unfortunately I wasn’t able to make it to your mini celebration, but I sent a familiar to give you a very special gift. I hope you enjoy. Once again, Happy Birthday. From, Uncle Richter.” What the hell? A special gift?
Shu: It’s probably full of dead rats and snakes. I wouldn’t open it if I was you.
Laito: You aren’t wrong, however~ I am just a but curious to see what are bastard of an Uncle gave me~ Plus I can just burn it afterwards.
_Opens the box.
Yui: Oh my god! It’s—
Laito: My fedora!
Ayato: What the fuck!? He had it the entire time?
Kanato: Gross he snuck into your room and took it! If I were you, i’d burn it and just buy a new one.
Laito: Don’t worry I’ll give it a nice clean. After we get this party started of course!
Ayato: Yeah your right! Let’s party wooooo!
Kanato: Let’s cut some cat!
Yui: Alight everyone, lets do it one more time on three. 1…2..3!
Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAITO!
Laito: Thanks everyone! Happy Birthday to me!
Happy Birthday Laito!
______ The End ______
#diabolik lovers#dialovers#yui komori#komori yui#shu sakamaki#sakamaki shu#reiji sakamaki#sakamaki reiji#ayato sakamaki#sakamaki ayato#kanato sakamaki#sakamaki kanato#laito sakamaki#sakamaki laito#subaru sakamaki#sakamaki subaru#drama cd#diabolik lovers drama cd
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